Astrology and Alchemy with Paranormal Sarah and Matthew Slozer

Astrology and Alchemy with Paranormal Sarah and Matthew Slozer

[Music] [Music] is [Music] welcome astrology and alchemy with paranormal sarah i need to work in trying to do like really really weird i guess start working on real like random things that when it goes like back on that i’m doing like odd odd [ __ ] i gotta add that in going forward what’s matt going to be doing when they go live right well and i secretly want to do like a i really love mystery science theater and i i have been paying attention in the beginning because of course i’ve watched it 100 million thousand times but the beginning is a long tube of different art things and it’s just them pulling the camera out of like very simple you know 1980s graphic i could totally do that i need to just i need to be more creative i’m too lazy that’s what i’m trying to say i loved and i guess they canceled it but i loved the reboot with a little like skeleton band playing their little song and then the the girl that was the new villain i guess she was in a lot of other movies and stuff you know sci-fi people know her i didn’t know her but like i thought it was all really good it’s so good it’s a good series and they’re out of minnesota which i didn’t know until i moved here and i was um at a like a it’s a tiny town called chanhassen just you know north of the cities and it’s kind of in one of these towns my very good friend mali mcdonald who is a co-star on darkness radio for a very long time i moved to minneapolis and she’s like come to my hometown and do the halloween tour it’s like this halloween trolley and it’s a tradition it’s so cute and i was like okay and i was there and there’s like hay bales and cider and i felt like it smelled like practical magic in the air and then all of a sudden i heard this this voice this you know hey kids and i look over and like it was so weird and i was like why does that boy sound familiar and she’s like oh yeah no he used to be on a show uh mystery science theater show or something and i was like okay scoot over children i’m here for the whatever he’s doing and it was like a puppet show um but he’s there every year and he does like children’s halloween puppet show and no one really knows unless you’re just kind of in the town and i’m telling everybody so hopefully he doesn’t hate me and i don’t know him personally so it’s not like it would matter but that would be cool if i did i love that yeah i gotta add a big hello to my friend macy because she gets mad if i don’t acknowledge her and then all you minnesota to minnesota a lot but i haven’t been able to for a couple years i can’t wait to get up there um actually i haven’t as often as i’ve been to minnesota like we were never working together before i started going up there and i’ve spent probably like if you added all up i was probably like six months of my life in like business in minnesota but for you folks talking in october think about like how it is up there for minnesota right now and that’s probably what october halloween season is here i like it’s still like 80 degree like it’s like that indian so it’s still like 80 degrees and you can go out like you’re treating like shorts and stuff no no i i am i i really do like the minnesota weather when it starts getting cold as long as i can drive as long as the driving is okay people are quiet and they kind of leave you alone and you just have your scarf and there’s no bugs and it’s i’ve not gone out on the ice yet that’s something i’ve not done which i have to kind of i’ve been up here for more than a decade so i should you know people drive their whole vehicle and like their fish house and their rv and their whole village they’re like come on let’s make a village on the ice um that makes me very nervous so i don’t i don’t know but i envision maybe going out and like ice skating on a morning where there’s nobody but like me and fog and the loch ness monster comes up from underneath and ace me um no that wouldn’t happen but maybe it just see moved in minnesota always hangs over my head because that’s where we’re headed we’re headquartered out of st paul so that’s why i go up there a lot and um it’d be great you know i hate mosquitoes that’s the thing down here mosquito season is like eight months long and they love me like i just have to be around other people and they’ll just be like oh matt’s here we don’t need bug spray because like they all on me yeah but one thing i hate more than blood sucking sex probably with the most hated thing i have in the whole universe which i know some people love it so they’re gonna be like screaming is snow hi we make snow ice cream we make i’m all about i’m all about it here’s the thing i say and here’s where i have like no fun i guess because some people say like matt you’re no fun i’m all an efficiency guy there is no everyday activity that snow makes easier so i always call it like crystal inconvenience it just adds steps time and inconvenience to anything i want to do therefore i don’t like it that is true that is true but you know up here in minnesota the roads will be perfect i mean you could like eat off of them they’re just they’re absolutely just like dry snow there’s no black ice it’s wonderful and so you just you get from point a to point b everyone’s like hi john i’ve gotten the recruiting pret pitch and they’re just like you just need to embrace it you know you just need to rape it you’ve got to like snowshoe and go out and have these like parties around like drums of like burning oil or [ __ ] and you just need to embrace it yeah you’re not there yet if i get moved there that’ll be i’ll have to try to but yeah i just such beautiful women really there’s a lot of really beautiful women and like the leggings up here there’s a whole fashion that’s the whole you know moccasin [Music] boot leg boot hiked boots that normally where i’m from if you wore boots that high you’d be a stripper like immediately the boots they’re just too high you’re a stripper i will add this and i gotta qualify this this is not a you know i’m a married guy and all this kind of thing but i will say just by observation just general observation i would say some of the prettiest women i’ve seen are in that whole like upper midwest minnesota area yeah there’s absolutely casting director photographer here i’m partial to blonde so that’s probably why but yeah i would happen to agree well they just there’s a lot of the scandinavian kind of um very stark contrasted features and very like stark cheekbones or very like vivid eyes or very blunt features very dark hair and light eyes or light hair and dark eyes or a lot of sami a lot of native american and ojibwe and so like women with very beautiful builds and very like because of the weather again i kind of say in the like the southern culture like i remember going to you know knowing how to put the dishes out like we went to posture school and how to talk and how to walk into the room you know and up here it’s like how to chop wood how to make sure you don’t freeze how to make sure your gasoline doesn’t freeze like things that i think are far more useful as far as like candy goes and so it’s like all the women far surpass me and the abilities of just daily livelihood and as a virgo i want to be the best period and so the competition up here is pretty steep i mean just it’s a different breed of people but it’s it’s just different and they’re different all over the country i’ve traveled all over and you know people are just different what started this little conversation just so people know it is because it’s funny i got in an argument you know when we were talking about being transferred to minnesota and i’m like you know one of the benefits as much as i would hate snow the one benefit i would throw out there is it would be good for my sons because the girls are really pretty in minnesota and then he argued with me about it different but i mean that was like the thing i would throw out that like that would be like one benefit for at least my boys is they would have like like pretty women and strong and resourceful and just just a different type like like i don’t want to say they talk less but the gossiping is far different and that minnesota nice it’s the less you say the better which is a whole different type of gossiping that i’m not necessarily familiar with you know it’s like gun over cribbage whereas it’s like oh my god did you hear about oh yeah i did wow that means i know we dereferenced western one i’m just gonna throw this out really quick this has nothing to do with the you know men or women in those areas but pacific northwest my favorite place in the whole world if i had if money was no object and i had no like family that i had to worry about traveling and connections to and stuff port alberni on vancouver island is where i would move and i would hang out in a cabin in the middle of the woods as long as i had an internet connection and just chill out and commune with nature and be all happy the redwoods right aren’t there redwoods up in that area all right i don’t know it’s just beaut it’s just beautiful but it rains a lot but it’s like it’s like it’s like this awesome fall days where it’s like it’s not like pouring rain it’s just like gray and misty and like i love that kind of weather and you do a little fireplace and just hang out in your cabin and just kind of chill and then when it is actually beautiful it’s absolutely gorgeous because the humidity is low and the skies like it just pacific northwest love it yeah and i like i do i like dreary weather it makes me feel like the happier energy in the room so go figure well you guys for those of you who tune in every week and it’s every week and it’s only going to be growing so take a moment to stretch your body tag a friend as we delve into the week ahead and it’s actually the last week if you can believe it the last week of august so it’s the last few stretches of august 2021. what will you do with it what will be happening um there’s actually kind of a lot of stuff going on it seems like today as we um experienced last week and told you last week today tuesday august 24th mercury moved in virgo mercury i always think of ariel you know mercury moved in virgo virgo earth organized analyzed you had said um last week to kind of be aware of what it is that we’re doing and clarify clarify what it is that we know but neptune is in pisces so we mentioned there might be some emotions there might be some cancellations there might be some over dramatic exaggerations and feels today how did today treat you for mercury and virgo opposing neptune and pisces obviously the last 48 hours have just sucked it’s just not bad it’s one of those if you guys and i know every human being experiences this if you ever have a day and i’m a planner so i have kind of like my game plan in the future as to what’s going on show us your shirt it’s roswell new mexico somebody wanted to be when i did my road trip with my sons a couple years ago we were in roswell so anyway um yeah the last 48 hours have just been one of those where you take your whole game plan for the day and just like tear it up and like throw it out the window because so much random crap dogs trash in the house um kids fight you know i’m getting on a big conference call and i’m telling my kids to stop fighting because i’m going to be going like you know over the airwaves and still you know just it’s just everything was not going the way it was supposed to go to the last 48 hours so i don’t know how much that is um mercury virgo versus nep but but it’s definitely the last 48 hours i just want to add so i got this kind of brain nugget this morning virgo and like virgo and mercury i kind of think of it is back to school season and view virgo is kind of that piece too of you’re coming out of vacation you need to like organize and get all your [ __ ] together to practice the rest of the year yeah very that’s a very virgo-ish type energy is just getting all your stuff together and it is getting your [ __ ] together getting organized it’s the subtle ocd things of kind of being aware what we’re doing why we’re doing it getting ready getting fixated you know writing the stuff down getting the to-do lists going all of those things um virgo’s important but neptune and pisces i mean we always blame virgo and we always play mercury so be it but i blame neptune in pisces and i would agree lots of drama my kids have been screaming at each other um lots of people squalling at each other and welcome pepper katie d so many wonderful chad so many wonderful familiar faces and new faces um but yeah if you guys have been feeling that anxiety that coming down from the full moon as well as that neptune in pisces the drama drama drama marcia marcia marsha that is going to start to i don’t want to say crystallize because that’s not necessarily the alchemy going on but help us matt in this space because tomorrow wednesday august 25th what is going the moon is going to be in aries and that’s going to be opposite venus in libra i know i always kind of apply this to myself but it’s like you know people can get their different birth charts to know where this will hit and stuff the aries libra access is important to me that’s uh we’re talking about nodes but i know some people like like like d posts a lot of stuff now some folks on here know about these things so nodes are kind of cool so like your north node your syllabus for this life and your south node is kind of what you’re coming into this life with a phd in and so mine is like north aries south libra so this axis is kind of important to me i pay a lot of attention to it so this is interesting so you have your emotions in aries first sign i know i repeat myself a lot in this but i do it’s kind of so it sticks with people i think teenage teenage boy you know screw it just do it um your time frame is two weeks who cares what’s gonna happen a year from now that’s like forever it’s you know very impulsive very aggressive that’s why i go like teenage boy more than teenage girl there’s like an aggression kind of an impulsiveness to aries i also think um since girls seem to mature faster it fits a little more for like teenage boy then teenage girl um and then libra is again these are opposites so it’s the opposite it’s it’s also a cardinal sign so it drives things but it drives things indirectly this is the person that gets things done through other people this is influence this is diplomacy this is also wanting things to be nice looking nice having nice things around you um it’s weird so you have your emotions in this kind of like aggression impulsiveness but venus which again i know i’ll get the eye rolls out there we usually go like romance it can be money but i always think like romance and kind of pleasure is in this diplomacy and an opposite is tension so i’m going to kind of do this pg rated but i view this as impulsively and emotionally i really want to do but i’m going to come across really diplomatically and really sweet and really style and try to impress you and woo you but deep down i there’s some nastiness there well and this is where a lot of um i i don’t want to say it gets controversial and i you know but but i honestly feel as though when women who are in tune with their body if they are familiar with that space kind of right before menstruation um or in that pmsing or when you’re feeling rage or these high fluctuations of hormones usually it’s like the closest to your testosterone type space as you get it’s like the most male version of yourself where you’re impulsive and you’re saying things before necessarily thinking them and you feel like it you know you feel different and it’s when i think of venus and fire i feel like it’s i feel like it’s that space it’s not necessarily defaulting to be angry but it’s defaulting in a space of of that screw it just do it but it’s also very sensual that this is like um you know arousal and and not just a like sexual objectification way but arousal as in like high blood pressure like acute awareness like pupils dilating like i i think of all of those things happening when you have libra aries the moon venus together um like that it’s like that it’s interesting i saw amber’s put so yeah the opposite signs it’s really weird they can either be like complete each other like that what was that jerry maguire or whatever you complete me you know the opposite sign has what the other lacks so they’re very complementary and that can be like a great unification or it can be just a all those opposite qualities drive me very very nuts so it really is kind of in my opinion like a love opposite signs are really kind of like this love hate dynamic it can either work really really well or be awful um i lied to i can relate to libra a lot even though my son signs cap we’ve talked about this before there’s this chart called a pullman chart you can do that shows like the strength of your signs and i have like a libra stellium i have like a shitload of stuff in libra so i’m like this libra cap hybrid but according to the pullman chart i actually have more libra in me than cap so um i can relate well to that and much like leo is the one that kind of hits you and dragon who’s in here will always say that i love pisces but he’ll say i bash pisces aries is the one that stereotypical energy aries energy is the one that kind of ruffles my feathers and i think of aries i think of joey from friends i think of the like kind of stupid dumb just doing things and like god dang it joey um looking at the shadow work right now that you manifest an equal and opposite effect to the universe do you know what these ripples are as you move through the universe [Music] i like that because i think that that’s many ways that libra venus the feels the awareness aries the power that we have and just stepping into that power and the moon the reflection the introspection of that power all of it don’t feel frustrated tomorrow don’t let that aries fire spark you or poke you people might be misdirected hey i heard you were talking smack don’t do it don’t fall victim to it don’t just let it be entertaining which i’m curious because people are sharing if you know your moon sign which is your more inner emotional self share your moon sign i’m i’m a taurus moon yeah i forget what you’re doing you know what your moon is my first four things are virgo oh wow i know i know just you guys know you can like do a whole breakdown and see your elements we talk about that’s why alchemy’s in here we talk a lot about the elements and i would say like i have a dry chart i have like no water but sarah is earth fire and i’m earth air which is really kind of a cool combo we have the earth that overlaps and that’s why i think we get along well but then zero feelings at the fire end there’s not a whole lot of water from us so we’re not we’re probably not the best show to be on if you like want touchy-feely stuff but we don’t care we don’t care um yeah no it’s perfect it’s great but no and you guys at um at many of like the astro places are googling your free birth chart a free astro birth chart you can find things but if you’d like an in-depth reading matt can help you with those he does those they’re fantastic if you want more of an intuitive guide to the birth chart and breakdown you can reach out to me as well we also do readings together so just kind of let us know what you’re interested in maybe just joining us every tuesday heck so that you know that’s what’s happening next wednesday but what about next thursday or this thursday thursday it’s this thursday it’s the 26th it’s the day before my birthday and thursday mercury is in virgo again mercury our voice and virgo speaking um thinking on speaking organizing our thoughts and it is trine pluto in capricorn pluto and capricorn i think anytime i see pluto i think big things like that’s going to be a life investment it’s going to be a huge pluck like my mom’s death in 2012 or like something that’s gonna come about in a major life way and mercury and virgo is going to be something that’s like a thought or a communication or a hey i was just thinking but like not a complete discussion about said thing but i’m interested matt what is mercury and virgo trying pluto and capricorn yeah i always view pluto as if anyone remembers and this is getting old now so i’m not sure people are gonna get this um i always think back to lost and when they got into like this one section there was this like giant gear if all the planets are gears moving which i actually think it is it’s kind of like the machinery of kind of how things are moving pluto’s like that real big huge huge huge gear that doesn’t move very often but when it moves everything shifts really really big and so um pluto’s big change it’s the farthest out planet it’s the least personal planet as katie points out is it even a planet but honestly whether it’s a planet this is the best way to describe it whether it’s a planet or not pluto doesn’t give a [ __ ] pluto is just going to do its thing and it’s going to be a massive change and it’s going to be impersonal and you’re going to have no control about it and you’re just going to have to freaking deal with it and it’s in capricorn which is you know very success very i got to say huge things happen you look back historically huge things happen on um pluto chefs pluto shift into capricorn during so capricorn is you know success money the ceo the you know climbing mountains the little goat it moved into capricorn and what happened right after that the great recession so you know big things happen it’s in this whole space trying need synergy mercury as thoughts and communication we’re in this very picky analytical space so i feel it’s good synergy in that it’s probably a good alignment with thoughts and communications related to some of these big changes that could hit you know success money wealth things along those lines so um i view this as a positive energy this could be a time where you can get some good insights as to uh how to help yourself out in either a business endeavor a just any kind of successful endeavor or something money-wise so yeah that’s my business get down to business thursday that’s what i would that’s what i’ll call it business down to business like um the flight of the concourse business business wednesday only it’s thursday um very very very um important i was looking at my my chart and i know it’s hard to see where is it virgo virgo virgo virgo wow i know dangerous dangerous and then they always say you know like your your last few are very indicative or that midhaven my ninth house leo of course um but yeah i’m virgo virgo virgo virgo sagittarius capricorn i have a lot of of earth just straightforward and i just think about how important that is and how much that plays into the role there of needing stability needing to know where my home is needing to know what the plan is needing to know what plan a b and c are knowing that i’m going to feel that urge to want to get that in stone get that written down get that on paper get the schedule the budget the amazon cart all the you know the beans the rice and that pluto and capricorn i mean we’re seeing some of those things come to fruition at the end of this year things from 2012 deja vu doppelgangers like these really big themes circling back around this thursday this thursday what’s it going to be for you what’s it going to be for you guys listening do you know do you know what it’ll be for you matt i’ve got big you i gotta say i i do and i share this with you i do [Music] um youtube i do my own astrology stuff i chant i i journal and then i do lots of tarot things and i have gotten huge there’s there’s something you can do called a uh lunar return and a solar return which gives you predictions i’ve been experimenting with this solar return gives you the predictions for the year it’s what where everything’s placed when your sun’s in the same spot it was when you’re born luna returns predictions for the month it’s when the moon’s back in the same spot it was on your spot uh you know when you were born um i am getting tons tarot and these predictions that there’s some job career churning change opportunity something is on the horizon so that’s immediately where my head goes on this is that there’s going to be some like business and work development which also if i can get it on here if you guys can see where are you oh there you are can you even see it it looks awesome closer move it closer move it closer there yeah yeah there it is there it is ooh capricorn taurus there i am in case anyone so you see all the libra libra libra loop so she’s got a lot of green and red i got a lot of green and white yeah there’s the key there’s the key to his soul i got that one i got that one water in there with scorpio but your mid haven is taurus that’s funny i got a lot of chorus energy that’s horses number three if you do that pullman taurus for me is number three it’s like libra cap taurus yeah and as d is saying pluto has been transitioning um for a couple years now and some of these big like the ascension the great shift the great shift into aquarius it’s pluto kind of pulling this back end of things around and seeing as it kind of ch lines up you know it lines up with those big things you shared last week throughout history that times like these were like the fall of the roman empire like the big changes the byzantine and like you know these kinds of holy wars and huge changes of the church and under big falls and rises of like empires and throughout history this has been kind of that timing that that happens so interesting real quick we don’t talk a lot about houses on this but the eighth house is kind of a i always i’m always intrigued it’s the scorpio house but they also call it the house of like sex death and taxes so it’s like it’s like this deep dark like yeah so pluto being in there for a while yeah it’s just kind of like deep and intense and so i’m sorry i didn’t mean to derail you there so no it’s like that full circle that’s exactly what it is right and d in the chat she’s um you can tell she’s one of the more advanced astrologers and i like seeing some of the people in here with their realms and spectrums of experience and education sharing their knowledge and tidbits about some of these pieces too guys because that’s what this chat is for um now friday it’s very important day it’s friday august 27th if you didn’t know that was my birthday that’s friday so just so you know that’s friday it’s a very important day uh and so that i mean i’m gonna be working but uh not all day not all day because this is what’s gonna happen the moon is in taurus and it’s squaring off with saturn in aquarius it’s that huge aquarius shift again what is going to happen with that all right so square i always view it as it’s not opposition i view square as like the thing in the middle of the road that you gotta deal with so if we start with moon emotions taurus is stable and indulgent that big bull on the hill um so we just want to kind of indulge and emotionally it’s i kind of do it as like moon and taurus mental health day i want to relax i’m just stressed i want to sit down and have a beer or cheat there or something like that and what’s in your way [Music] saturn which is like i kind of continue to put a ring on it you could make arguments you could make arguments for other planets but i kind of use saturn as like the most unpleasant of them all it’s like that it’s like the dad killjoy sign the rings are restrictions it’s mr rules let’s see if i make an exception for you i have to make an exception for everyone so no you can’t you know um in the sign of aquarius which is the rebel so this is really interesting you have the rules and the rebels so i always view this as opportunity to change the rules so what you’re describing here i’m like emotionally i just want to sit down and indulge and just chill and take care of myself and what gets thrown in my way is some rebellious i want to change something rule shake everything up that just is going to have to get my butt off the couch and do something and honestly for me personally that’s going to piss me off but that’s what i see you’re going to want to just chill and indulge in something if somebody’s going to somebody’s going to come out of left field and change some rule or restriction or something or something in your environment that’s just going to eff it up well and and see this is one of those i try not to be superstitious because i always feel like great things always happen on people’s special days you know and you want to manifest that but that’s it’s also like you said you kind of want to chill you want to relax you want to eat good food you want to do a lot of nothing maybe but then it’s also you know let’s go out and do this and then people surprise you and it’s a long day of everyone lingering and you don’t get quiet time and you feel uncomfortable using the bathroom and ugh it’s just stressful and you don’t want it to be stressful do you know what i mean um the surprise birthday party would necessarily don’t want the surprise birthday party i would see it in your example you’re doing your birthday you work you’re now going to sit down and do something nice with your family and your co-workers all sudden like zoom you or something and go hey we want to have to and then you know you got to be nice and polite but you really wanted to just chill out with your family and now you’re doing this you know 30 person zoom let’s all celebrate sarah again yeah that’s exactly what’s going to happen it’s that kind of [ __ ] be gone be gone we’ve called it out and i know thee by name says psalms verse 40. and you are now mine and shall have no power over me don’t let it happen to you guys the moon and taurus growing up with that saturn and aquarius don’t throw the baby out with the bath water take a moment and appreciate that something’s probably going to pop up like a weasel out of a molehill and you just have to go oh [ __ ] that’s not a mole that’s a weasel okay just take a second just take a second and it doesn’t have to be a big deal it doesn’t have to be a life changer it doesn’t have to be something freaky and it doesn’t have to pull you out of that virgo like plan and we can still enjoy things without having to be stubborn stuck you can dance in the rain you can still dance to music you don’t love so that’s going to be probably what’s going on on friday guys let me know how that goes down for you it’ll be my birthday so i’ll be thinking about you please be thinking about me but saturday then kind of gives us that that psychic prediction right when people go how did you know and it’s because you kind of omnipotently take that step back with each day with each passing day you take a step back so we’ve already seen how the the week is moving along saturday after this friday that something pops in and changes the rules saturday august 28th the moon is still in taurus okay but it’s trine mars in vego hmm mars the fight the mel gibson planet what’s he hollering about virgo things the icing on the cake and how it was done what how do you read that let’s just add two really quick things when the moon is in your home sign that’s kind of like your power days for the month so like for me moon and taurus this is like my power days over the weekend but it’s home sign for you that is also your highest strength and energy so anyone who’s got a mars in virgo you’re at your peak energy right now all right so trying you have again that stable and indulgence emotional peace trying is synergy mars is action and aggression in the realm of being very picky analytical attention to detail so i see this as your stable and indulgent will synergy with your actions on so if you want to indulge in a pizza it’s going to be from the best place that you know to get pizza from it is going to have these precise toppings on it you’re not going to have sausage you want to have pepperoni and you want to have it like this is but it’s all going to line up all the things you need to do to make you feel emotionally indulged are all going to fall into place so this is a great energy for taking actions to juice care or emotional care so unlike last weekend where i thought we had a lot of bad stuff this will could be a very healing energy for the weekend [Music] i feel like it would be that that divine moment where i go ahead and spend the money and get dressed up even though it’s a small town up here and i do it and we go to the local exceptional hole in the wall pizza place and it just so happens that paul rudd and dan aykroyd are there shooting a party that’s an after party for a ghostbusters movie that could really happen up here and i’d they’d we’d bump at each other we’d bump shoulders at the bar and i’d be like look at us and he’d be like look at us and i’d be like look at us and he’d be like look at us and i’d be like you’re paul rudd and he’d be like you’re a paranormal sarah that would never happen but i’d be like you’re right paul rudd in my wildest dreams and we’d have a beer and might be thinking about somewhere i could think of a similar example where like the celebrity crush would be like you’re the guy who does sunday night dead no yeah like like like you ever remotely even know that show exists i’ve been listening to you forever what we’re both from kansas city we’re both royals fans right right we both like barbecue burnings i know what i know it’d be crazy anyway i say pizza because it’s safe i feel worth saying about indulging in vices if i’m saying go do cocaine or you know whereas i love pizza i’m trying not to like plant seeds for anyone who may struggle with some work stuff so if i’m gonna plant a seed and you fall off the wagon i want you to fall off the wagon with pizza and nuts do it with safe things i could say smoking too which i shared with sarah it’s the weirdest thing like when you put smoking like out of the blue arousal i had the worst day i’ve had probably in like 12 years where all of a sudden out of the blue i was just like dying for a cigarette all day today didn’t do it but when taquitos chocolate i went and bought a bag of dark chocolate reese’s which i’ve not done in like two years and i’m like i can see already my face is like i’m all plumped and fuzzy because i’ve eaten a whole bag well i don’t know there’s probably four left but i’m gonna eat them all i mean there’s no doubt and who leaves four i’m gonna eat them all and that’s a misstep that is a misstep and that’s been venus i totally i don’t want to blame venus but it’s that sensualness it’s that impulsivity it’s that like cocaine don’t do cocaine pizza is much safer or reese’s or don’t do smoking actually always maybe i’m wrong i always associate the 80s with coke in the 90s with heroin so maybe i’m but no i would say that’s right right like 80s is coke because i think of american psycho and them all in the bathroom scenes and the 90s i think of heroin because i think of fiona apple and shag carpet yeah and nirvana then after 90s then after the 90s i’m too old to know what was going on like 2000s and 20 teens what what the what the thing was the i love d she says instead of chocolate take a magnesium supplement i do take a lot of magnesium so i’m on that train i’m totally on that train but sometimes i and i think it’s a it’s like a it’s that kind of female cycle thing if i’m having a craving or if i’m having rage i want dark chocolate with peanut butter like puppy chow at a gas station is the worst trash you could ever put in your body but if i’m having a really bad day that’s the first thing i’m going for like puppy chow so it’s a vice i can semi-relate even though i obviously i’m not a female i don’t have a cycle but when after i had my stomach surgery i get the most bizarre and i’m sure it’s vitamin related i get the weirdest cravings for stuff like after like right around the surgery was done i craved this is the weirdest thing i can ever charcoal if i could have just taken bread and burn it to where it was nothing but black and just like feast on the weirdest grape like i craved one of those pika things it only lasted for like two days and i’ve never had it since and i and i didn’t i couldn’t eat at that time because right around the time for the surgery so i was only drinking stuff but oh my god i was like burnt burnt burnt which i hate burnt things so it was very very weird but i’ll still get weird blueberry pie filling is a big one i get blueberry pie i’m not a big seafood person i crave this crap out of shrimp this past week because weird like venus it’s that venus something’s going on and so keep in mind that’s kind of one of those it’s if it’s a weakness and this kind of space where there’s big shifts going on a lot of people coping and you know trying to deal with some of these maybe heavier things and celebrating right we drink when we celebrate we’re drinking or depressed or we we have our vices show up in those times of big highs and big lows use it to see what’s going on in the lives of those you love and those around you as well so that’s going to be happening on saturday and then the week ends with what is happening on sunday sunday the great day of rest sunday august 29th man the moon is still and taurus again the moon deep reflection moon inner thoughts moon that menstrual space that internal that that churning subconscious and taurus trine mercury in virgo i figured we had to get all the if with the moon hanging out here we had to get all those earth signs in yeah um so again stable indulgent emotions that’s taurus trying synergy mercury we’ve covered all these mercury is uh you know thoughts communications and that you know i just see this again as this is synergy there’s just really good energies this week this is synergy with being able to kind of identify the very specific things that would help feed that stable and indulgent and be able to articulate that to other people so it’s being able to accurately articulate and identify your needs that will make you feel more emotionally secure and stable and indulgent so good good energy somebody mentioned about like i guess they’re asking how long i was out i guess with the surgery only like uh i think like two hours totally different story we won’t get into it now but i got like a little like phobia with the holiness so i like every ounce of my body like snaps me out of it really really fast i’m like i’m like back up conscious and like talking to people like you know way before they’re ever out of like yeah i like snap out of like anesthetic really really fast well and there’s a kind of a unique thing in the realm of anesthesia where if you are underneath or have had like major anxiety while going underneath that they can act as mile markers in your central nervous system and even be like a glitch in the cassette tape that you maybe skip back over and play so if you’re having anxiety out of nowhere you’re not sure why you’ve had a recent anesthesia procedure where maybe you went under anesthesia with a high amount of anxiety that that is reoccurring in that space so there’s some really weird and interesting things happening with that that i find really unique and um d of course sharing that trying an easy opportunity um to pay attention don’t miss it i would agree with what katie said i didn’t wake up but basically when i was coming out i had a nurse just screaming at me to shut death up and all you shut the freak up and all that kind and it like just traumatized me so yeah i’m like paranoid about it after that so yeah well and it’s for me it’s like a control thing i don’t i don’t like the idea but then again i have uh probably way tmi but um i’m one of those women under 40 who have had like way too many colonoscopies because of um polycystic ovarian syndrome so when i go in there and that’s one of those they put you out and like they put me out i never remember it even though it’s not complete anesthesia they’re doing i guess what are they doing they’re drum dramamine or they’re doing something but man i don’t ever really know what it is but the nice thing about it is the nice thing is you’re out real fast and you’re out real fast and up real fast like it burns really fast to your body so yeah and you just bear rip and other than that i mean gallbladder stuff and things like that it’s always been very anxious though i think um yeah body things body things what an interesting vessel and journey it is to have a body right um and man and and again that trine and these moments and and watching how the energy affects our body guys with this moon it’s going to be a lot of internal thoughts i i can’t help but keep seeing like ursula right in that moment where ariel’s like what are you talking about you know i can’t give you my voice and she says you know the men up there don’t like a lot of blabber you know they think a girl who gossip is a bore and that’s true um what ursula is saying in her little thing is the not to underestimate the importance of body language and what you say and the power of your words and i think that that space like what she had to do operating without a voice there’s going to be a need to think more before doing and to try and think through but not get depression or anxiety if you struggle with either two of those in this weekend that might be a little bit uh i don’t want to say probably not depression probably more anxiety probably a little bit of overthinking if you’re not careful do things get out and get in earth hug a tree do some gardening get out there are we going to escape this week without a neptune oh we’ll be happy oh let’s see monday uh i can’t i can’t answer your question just yet i can’t give you an answer yes or no i can only tell you that monday there might be something for folks i know there might be something with all the earth there must there’s probably gonna be a tile in here no way don’t give it up don’t give it away um d says she read an article from psychology today that said men listen to women for only 15 seconds that’s interesting um i don’t know if i i don’t know i don’t know i’d want to read that article that’s interesting and life is an amazing space enjoy it things always can get worse keep yourself happy that’s true thank you dragon a good good point it can always get much shittier and worse and just be thankful you’re still breathing uh thanks dad my dad used to say [ __ ] like that and he’d be like well i’ll be thankful you’re not living in a box somewhere like you’re right dad have you ever seen that simpsons clip i love it when they do like bart’s like this is the worst day ever and homer goes the worst is the worst day of my life and homer goes the worst day of your life so far the worst day of your life [Music] oh it’s fun being alive um monday monday monday it’ll be august 30th and it’ll be monday and on that day we will all have survived the weekend and it will be mercury entering into libra back and forth back and forth libra how do you feel about that i think air sign in everybody’s business needing to advocate for everybody the lead air sign wanting to advocate for everybody yeah a little differently in that well but i’m biased so i like libra um it’s the air sign but and it’s the most direct air sign but i see the one like in everybody’s business is more gemini and the one in everybody’s business trying to like stir [ __ ] up as aquarius i see libra as even though libra will have an agenda it’s the nice calm everything’s nice everything’s wonderful nudging it’s the i’m gonna invite you over to dinner and then while you’re over at dinner just oh by the way like you know dad’s got a like truck full of stuff that he needs unloaded can you unload the stuff after i made you pot roast you know it’s that kinda it’s it’s diplomatic it’s nice but with an agenda and there’s always and that’s the biggest thing i would say like in libra energy if someone all of a sudden is being really kind of nice to you and that just dig a little deep and think what they might want because there’s probably an ask tied into that niceness hmm there’s a and i agree with d libra in the fifth house you got a venus sign in the house of romance there could be some communication there in that hey sarah how are you doing i’m doing fine are you for all of us or for her or for me well that’s for her i think it’s in her fifth house that’s another that’s got to be that that’s way too complicated to do to people individually here but yeah if you look at your different houses where they come in that means different things then too but we’ll have to cover that sometime right we’re doing that this fall guys keep your eye out for individual workshops on how to break down certain signs certain movements and understanding the houses and different things like that which we’re going to be really excited to be able to bring you and share with you it’ll be a very familiar format kind of like this but i hate to bring you bad news don’t know if it’s bad or not i’ll let you decide but tuesday the last day of august now it’s the last day we ain’t getting out alive without neptune and pisces neptune in pisces but it’s going to happen with moon and gemini squaring off with neptune in pisces and that’s going to be next tuesday i don’t look at i don’t look ahead deliberately and i really thought you were going to hit me with some we had so many earth signs i thought there was going to be like a sextile to neptune so square so let’s take this out we haven’t talked gemini in a while so moon’s emotion gemini i always say is like the social butterfly so it’s just that did the gossip and also in their talk like their whole mental i know you’ll know people like this it’s their whole mental process is extroverted so if i’m trying to make a decision i need to find somebody and i’ll just you know do it and what you reply can really be irrelevant it’s just them so you got this whole like very extroverted social butterfly space and what’s the put in their way neptune foggy deceptive dreams in its home sign of pisces introspective deep emotional psychology all this kind of depth so i see this as this kind of emotional wanting to interact be extremely extroverted go back and forth back and forth back and forth having in its way this deception and things aren’t what they seem so what i would call this is the first day that i think i’m giving you cautions be cautious who you communicate to and why because you may be misreading relationships and situations and you may share information that you really don’t want to share rumor has it rumor has it roma has it that’s the song i keep hearing when um that’s an adele song isn’t it rumor has it rumor has yeah that’s a song i hear be careful be careful in that space in that air space i think this is like saging this is opening windows and then hearing something and going oh my god was that somebody screaming was that a doppelganger skin walker in the back like well uh you know paranoia gossip um good example today i was on a i was on a call with my supervisors at work we’re having this great call and i was supposed to be done at this like half after and it’s one minute post and like well that was a really great meeting sarah and we just wanted to add you know on a personal level uh something to think about and it cut out and i was like like the the anxious virgo in me there was constructive criticism on a personal level and then my thing just cut out i couldn’t i couldn’t handle it i couldn’t handle it it drove me nuts and i could feel the things and then i got a text of like oh no worries we’ll cover it later this week and i was like sarah be an adult be an adult this is great it’s finally fine it’s probably nothing it’s probably that you over sharpened the pencil in the office it’s probably nothing but like right now but don’t let this happen next tuesday in this way as well where it’s that something comes in as an as a piece of communicative information and then you blow it way out of proportion and overstretch it and overuse it and make it something and to where it isn’t if it were something that was in dire need or needed i would have heard it if they needed to tell me they’d call me god i i i want to say i will share the example for me is you have this decision you’re weighing on something you’re weighing on something i trust this person i’m going to go ahead and share this and you end up sharing it with the neptune deception person you’re sharing info to a friend of me that turns around then and takes that info that you just divulged and like totally like throws you into the bus and stops you in the back that’s the kind of dynamic i would really be wary of on tuesday snake in the grass yay snakes in the grass snakes in the grass on tuesday yep okay i see you snakes sleds live we see you we in our astrology powers and our mysticism and our togetherness we see you we’ve talked about it right now and next week we will be able to say yep we dodged that bullet so you guys that’s the idea right is to be able to check in with the astrology each and every tuesday here on the paranormal channel and soon everywhere around the world on every radio station uh i don’t know probably not that advanced but enough for the paul rudds and the universe to hear it and to know who we are right there we go we weren’t we we want our celebrity like people we really like to look us up and end up being fans of ours and dan aykroyd i would really love to go you know as long as um i was thinking about this the other day because some of the sad and it’s totally a selfish thing like things on my bucket list item that only matters that nobody cares about me and uh i would like to be a rich celebrity and be like hello dan dan aykroyd oh yeah it’s good to hear from you i know um i know your dad’s struggling and you know bef because i’m worried his dad’s gonna pass away he and his dad like to go on little skull crystal skull excursions and like dig around on the mountainside and get to go into like you know no trespassing places and dig for the last crystal skull like things how much fun would that be to go like camping with dan aykroyd and his dad and talk about aliens and crystal skulls like just on a weekend adventure and that would be so cool and just the conversations that that must be and you know those opportunities are minimizing as people pass and as time passes and i don’t know there’s no one person that’s more special i suppose than another but um the idea that we are sharing this moment with other people that and for some reason shape or form we feel connected to yeah it’s about manifesting it and so don’t let anybody bring you down on next thursday or tuesday and you guys use this information to lift you up and to get to the best best version of yourself right if you want a reading reach out to m slosher yahoo.com and aladdin just started a new one facebook uh automoon astrology so look that up i’m just starting to build that out and yeah i’m just getting rolling on this as we’ve shared before like when i started working with sarah two years ago she pushed this stuff and i thought it was kind of fufu and i dove into it and i was like yeah no there’s something to it and then i started experimenting and doing like predictions and my predictions ended up being right based on it and so i was like yeah okay i’m into this so yeah predictions for other people well people that i didn’t know and they’d come back and they’d be like yeah you nailed it and i’m like okay there’s something to this i’ll keep going yeah and that and that is it’s one of those when people come and get a psychic reading and they ah how did you know there’s so much of it that is intuition and psychic but the reason that i’m able to kind of look over the skepticism and the doubt and those feelings that you get of uncertainty is because you have little mile markers as you climb that mountain of astrology that kind of tells you oh well this is probably this is already how things are going to be going in the fall how is it going to go for this person probably like this and it’s like kerplunk you just kind of see how it’s going to likely go and can give a very accurate prediction of what that picture looks like and it’s so helpful to have your zelda map with pieces you know filled in not that you don’t get to choose where to go how to go and what happens there but just having an idea is really really helpful so hopefully you guys will use this show every tuesday at 9 00 pm as that road map for you guys to be able to look up at the stars feel connected to our astrology and alchemy family wherever you guys are around the world and be sure to join us online and join us here next tuesday right right matt right here on astrology and alchemy at nine pm absolutely all right it’s fun and thank you i just i know i can’t comment but thank you everybody we have a lot of regulars now in the chat and stuff and just appreciate you all um thanks for joining us yeah good night and thank you guys we’ll see you next tuesday
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