Can We Make Better Food Than McDonalds?

Can We Make Better Food Than McDonalds?

hello everybody welcome to jude’s kitchen so today we’re uh we’re cooking we haven’t done this since like christmas yeah when we made the uh the cement okay how do we get here and what is going on well i was feeling a bit hungry the other day and decided to order some mcdonald’s on doordash but then i went to check out and i saw that it was going to be really really expensive i told myself it’d be fine because we just took a raid sponsor but then i checked the nutritional info with the big mac and saw that it was like the least healthy thing you could eat like ever so i enlisted the help of the two best cooks that i know and told them to make a number one meal that is cheaper and healthier than the original but still make it look and taste like the real thing they did a great job last time we cooked so i’m sure they won’t disappoint this time so basically what we’re gonna do we’re both gonna make these meals fries and all josiah back there he’s gonna taste test both of them and see which one is more uh true to the original so if no real plan or functioning brain cells left we went to target for jude and brent to pick out ingredients so we gotta make a big bag first part of the big one is the buns actually don’t know where the buttons are so this should be fun we got buns right here steaming by the chips it’s bread yeah yeah no i don’t know where it is we’ll find it we can figure out how to do the middle bun this is another bottom bun it’s called today there’s like some bread i’m assuming that’s how bottom buns work i could just take one of these and like essentially cut it in half to get my middle one so we’re gonna need lettuce and tomatoes and onions and pickles are you gonna make the secret sauce pretty sure it’s like ketchup and something else like it’s not that difficult see i did my research when i googled five minutes before holding some ketchup rich and thick same not rich but i am thick coffee no chili pepper no because i don’t want it to taste like nothing even though we are trying to make mcdonald’s where it tastes like nothing and sugar at the same time it’s an art i guess you know what i could do just get the mayo chopping a little bit of mustard what is he doing for some crunch mayo jump in a little bit of mustard for spice i think that’ll be fine what is he gonna put on his burger like a burger he can’t have a big mac without pickles but they got to be like the really cheap dill pickles that no one likes i need relish where is that i just need sliced dill pickles for real i don’t know the relishes there’s not like a hey this is where the stuff is hamburger dill chips they’re organic so they’re going to taste like dirt i don’t know where the relish is off brand never know the difference relish still speaking of pickles um the kosher kosher uh the the kosher fresh it’s fresh pink fries i like this one it’s very bun sized so it should be fine they probably go to the store and buy the first thing they see once they pick out ingredients from mcdonald’s slap a crab single on there oh the craft garbage cool i hate this stuff wait this is american singles and this with a completely different label is american singles i gotta get the american with the american flag it’s very american because american cheese because american flags are all the american jesus americans american singles because it’s more american so that’s why i’m going to get that beef steak tomatoes that’s neither beef nor is it a steak it is tomatoes i don’t necessarily want anything seasoned because i don’t want it to taste good should i grab those they’re a little better than what you would get at a store somehow but also terrible i might get the expensive beef patties so i can actually cook it to a degree that i feel is appropriate i use romaine this looks like you chewed up everything and then made it into a circle and that’s it right there wow thinking we do a sprite and a little crow way is there anything to wrap my heart i’m gonna do this right that little box i don’t want to use these they do use paper cups don’t they school office i should put pencil in the version premium spoons it’s made of like nothing they can do them post-its nine bucks it’s got red and yellow which is what we need it’s reusable because we’re trying to be healthier than mcdonald’s right i like this one i just want to find something i can pick fries in oh candles we can empty one of those out i don’t think jude’s gonna go that far like how much do you think bren went into making it look like mcdonald’s well given that he didn’t buy ketchup or mayo i’m a little worried then again knowing him you might this will hold like 14 fries and then they’ll all fall out again we could just empty out a candle as long as it looks more like mcdonald’s than like juice that’s all you have to do a plate or tray i know their whole thing is making everything like a beige gray color so you think it’s healthy so so let’s see i think only down’s a drink right yeah i think i’m ready all right you ready to check out brent i think we are with everything jude and brad needed to make a number one meal we drove back home go to the airport lookout zone and make out are you ready for the things i bought i am ready for the things that you bought first of all uh let’s play some uh root beer pong i figured i need a tray a bag for it to go in this is a minecraft birthday that is amazing i needed a bag amazing and i love it tissue paper to wrap my burger oh okay okay a clear cup i also needed something to put fries in and they didn’t have like boxes or good cups for it or anything so this is what i have for that okay you might have me on presentation mayo obviously ketchup relish extra crispy fast food fries they’re fast food fries that are crispy extra diet coke i did forget to get my sprite but i am going to be uh macgyvering something up so i also have meat there’s a few things we’re gonna share being uh we picked out the same buns at the store if you remember that what was your thoughts behind getting the minecraft birthday bag as your takeout bag you see i wanted it so i know we got the same lettuce but i did get an onion because there’s diced onions very american american cheese which kind of feels like i could squish it uh we’re not going to worry about this because i remembered on the way back that big macs do not have tomatoes so we’re going to use tomatoes two tomatoes you can make some ketchup you’re right but i don’t need it because i have mayo chip which is mayonnaise and ketchup uh saucy sauce made in 1869 this specifically holy crap dude nice expiration date and of course we got the french’s classic yellow mustard uh kosher hamburger pickle dill chips pickle dill chip dill pickle bill bill this is bill he is my pickle i got some cups these aren’t mcdonald’s cups at least not the ones i’m used to so we’re gonna be uh coloring them with some sharpie markers or at least i’m going to did you buy sharpie pens and not sharpie markers uh these are marker pens ooh i can’t wait we’re gonna have a fun time coloring those okay the shoestring fries they look the most to me like the very tiny thin fries that mcdonald’s gives you because they don’t know what real fries are then for my meat i actually just got to get a ground chuck i did i want to be making my own patties you’re a good good godder good it’s good it’s good we got essentially the same meat mine’s just cut in a circle yeah pound of meat with all the ingredients sorted it was time to start the cooking i will literally kill you i need oil that’s vegetable oil olive oil i’m assuming an olive is a vegetable is it though i thought it was a fruit why would an olive be a fruit it has a seed in the middle of it you have seed i don’t know i’ll just use this because it looks right you know we said that last time we cooked you’re right but this time we didn’t need to use flour to cook something that was our entire thing last time was flour oh look i can peel this plastic off so that i can peel this plastic off can i have meat don’t forget to wash your hands we wash hands here all of our hams are washed see how i haven’t used soap yet and i’m just caressing my hand you know what i did i took one of these hand rags over here and wiped my hands off with them okay time to make patty cause i’ve done that before buns so how are you cooking your burgers brown uh on the stove there’s only one way to cook a burger yeah well mcdonald’s doesn’t do it that way i hope you know that that is fair do i have seasoning salt they have to use some form of salt even though it doesn’t taste like salt no mcdonald’s just salt the restaurant well i’ve just got my buns ready um which this looks a little bit mutilated but you know most big macs look satin anyway i am also working on my buns and again this is very mutilated but it’ll work we add toppings after the bun is done you’re like rubbing the spine yeah yeah watch watch it’s like i hate that the oven is on it’s the of on the stove it’s not the of off uh why do they call it avim when you uh the cold food you need to cut it in half so i can have two patties or else i’m not going to have enough or else i’m not going or else i’m not going to have enough meat for two can i steal this i’m stealing i need pepper there’s like no ventilation and might have to open that window actually now we’re surf safe sir the certificate okay i got my seasoning my oil now you see i’m seasoning the meat before i put it in the skillet so i have to do this and it’s disgusting and i hate it you’re supposed to cook in the seasoning so right now i’m cooking my meat while brendan’s trying to figure out uh what are you doing right now bren uh i am about to start making patties yeah he’s got like a ball of meat going on over there you’re right so this should be interesting nonstick it’s definitely not a stick okay i just want to make a spear of meat i’m going to use [Music] ooh i’m starting to see the blood ooh spicy wow look at that arm shot that looks like the beginning of inside because you’re moving a camera it’s so deep bro wow welcome to the stove have a look around gotta stay clean in the kitchen you know when i’m you know i’m staying you have washed your hands like 16 okay that’s because i unintentionally washed my hands earlier these are actually for like pre-fab patties they look okay i’m gonna hope mine turn out well i have never actually made patties from scraps i’ve made meatballs from scratch so i get the general idea so this is what my patties look like currently they’re a little uh thick in some places but as they cook they’ll shrink a little bit which is what i’m banking on i got concerned because i saw the purple light reflect off the meat and i thought i had purple meat hey oil cover the pan there we go [Music] you know kids if you want somewhere good to work try amazon no don’t try that they really care would you look at that it looks like burger i guess the next thing i’m gonna have to do is probably put cheese on it and then get my secret sauce and toppings ready and then we’ll have to figure out fries when i get there i’m cooking burgers cheese burger it’s not the cheese i would have picked if i was trying to make food for somebody but here we are if i remember correctly because the secret sauce is like kind of merged throughout there’s still just kind of lettuce everywhere which is the worst part of a big mac by far is that you try to like pick it up and it becomes a bag of lettuce you’re really not wrong i remember there being a pickle somewhere in here too oh one pickle one you get one pickle so my burgers have turned into thick rocks but they’re still soft in the middle instead of shrinking like they’re supposed to well they shrunk just in the wrong way as you can see they’re just boulders putting bit of lettuce because it’s kind of into the lettuce on the top layer i’m gonna put some relish to give it some of that thickness and then try to find an even mixture of these three how’s it going over there man i think they actually finally decided to cook themselves yeah yeah are we are we getting there kind of looks like sausage but yeah since these turned into thick boys uh i’m gonna cut one in half and use one of them i also need to make sure these are actually cooked through so i don’t want to kill anybody today uh yes you do shut up they don’t need to hear that this is actually turning into the color that mcdonald’s has and it’s kind of scaring me eating a fork to mix things what was i gonna use a spoon for lettuce get in there in those grooves with the spoon all right i need this and i need this and it’s okay if we let our burgers sit for a while while we’re cooking the fries because mcdonald’s does it too i’ve definitely done this before have you no never this is so much bigger than i thought it was [Music] see i never worked fast your raw meat out of the way here no oh good thanks for letting me open the package for the all right it’s about to get really sad in here me every time i think about my life oh look at that look at that before using cup maybe make a not adhesive based sticker so when it peels it doesn’t look like that companies stop making stickers like this it makes me want to like join the communist party to rid the world of stickers now we’re not going to need too much onion because they like sprinkle some chips of onion on there so a mild disclaimer here i’m not a chef so this is gonna look disgusting and dumb and you’re gonna laugh at me but i’m gonna laugh at me too because that’s how i live my life preheating apparently it’s already 100 degrees just like my blood by our merch go up a single degree wow classic yellow yeah yellow mustard as opposed to the other kind of mustard you know the yellow one wow we’re up 30 degrees we’ll be there like tomorrow what was that you’re supposed to arrange them yeah how are you going to arrange them like that either arranged actually do kind of feel like mcdonald’s french fries i think i mean i’d assume that’s what they’re going for but and the saltiness of them definitely feels like them oh well it just fell in half so it’s not going to look like bird hey how you doing see now it looks more like mcdonald’s because it’s gray yeah see it’s all gray and like gray i have my second burger lying around because i ended up using one for my sandwich anyways so i’m taste testing this one it’s pretty good it’s a little salty a lot thicker than i wanted it to be but taste wise it turned out pretty good why don’t you talk about your french fries um well see they’re sitting here speaking of cheeses i’m waiting on this to preheat which is taking like 455 years you know your cheese is good when you have to peel it like a fruit by the foot i wonder what flavor that oh it’s sticking to the wrap yes oh that’s disgusting what is your secret sauce made of uh mayo chup and mustard because why buy two things when you can buy one thing to you know actually be able to measure the consistency based on what you’re trying to do absolutely based on like individual ingredients you know so you’re thinking like someone that doesn’t work at mcdonald’s worker shortage yeah that not one pickle but two they’re way too thick to be mcdonald’s pickles these are like actual good pickles mcdonald’s are like hey let’s like find a piece of paper but a pickle they’re really good oh wow hear that that sounds like basketball bake 10 minutes turn fries over i’m not doing that and bake five to nine minutes longer until hot but i wasn’t supposed to put that many fries on there thick boy pan hey what if you waited no until mine was in there in like five minutes no yeah see now these look like mcdonald’s fries look at that well undercooked yeah exactly i hate that mine look like they might have been cooked in a lifetime and yours just looked like toothpaste you’re right we’re just gonna have like 16 pounds of fries if they’re undercooked it’ll taste like mcdonald’s why do they call it fries when we’re baking it this is going to be really interesting since i was dumb and got the fine point but i was going to go for the old-fashioned mcdonald’s copper was solid red but i don’t know if i’m i’m gonna be able to do that with these we’re gonna figure it out i’m working on my logo yeah this might take way too long for me to successfully do this is that visible yeah kind of this doesn’t like to draw on the surface very well i want to say screw it and just make an m and call it a day it stands for micro i will lose some style points for the sake of not using an entire red pin can take an hour to color a cup hey how you doing hello mama i mean what’s brand new here so i need a container for my fries right i am going to make one looks like a kid did it but we have a logo this is by our merch lol that’s all it says but i was gonna make it to where when you finish this it says okay but that’s not gonna work so we’re not gonna do that we’ve got a little fry cup here probably gonna decorate a little bit no it should look like you cut a coffee cup in half you know like i did let’s see they look about as cooked as mcdonald’s fries yeah they look no different they are hot are they crispy though have you ever had a crispy mcdonald’s fry they feel you’re right i’ll do another five [Laughter] honestly your fonts good at least mine all look like i drew them i kind of messed up like over there and then there’s just this one’s like um that’s the lowercase mcdonald’s mine’s more of like the we put a fireplace in our health uh code violation the healthier safer um option i guess i didn’t want to spend 16 years coloring all my cups pure solid red but i did go with you know the classic golden arches logo on my dixie cups that i’m using so i’m going more for like the old like solid red and the happy meals you know back when they got depressed so after throwing around a piece of cheese it was time for judembrand to present their meals so this is uh this is my meal all together i’ve got i’ve got your diet coke if you think aspartame is good for you and you’re old or whatever a cup of fries because we should be reusable hey you can reuse this bag too so you know for birthdays and then we have the burger all wrapped up all nice and it’s still warm which is concerning it all fits in this tray that you get and then have to put on top of a garbage can which is a sanitation so uh yeah bren what do you got i care a little bit less about the environment here so we got we got the sandwich after i smashed it down really fast it looks exactly like a big mac uh we got the kind of soggy fries then we have a sprite yeah is that sprite yeah i’m sure that’s great might as well be yeah yeah is that what that is yeah is it a lemon lacroix uh no it is definitely not it’s probably a really flat lemon lacroix so it’s just lemon water so now josiah has to judge us all right so i got everybody’s like meals here and this one comes in a minecraft bag which i’m a big fan of roblox this looks more like something i would get at like a cookout or something and then we have the good old classic refrigerated fries refrigerate fridge we’re gonna break the seal on this you ready it’s so classic a disc okay i’m gonna start with the original so i have my baseline it’s our control and that’s how mcdonald’s mind controls you with the control original mcdonald’s fry let me try this you try the sprite that helps are you gonna pick up the burger i’m trying my best i’m pretty familiar with the mcdonald’s big mac i actually normally order this if i’m eating mcdonald’s aside from the fact that’s been in the fridge actually it’s pretty good so my mic started acting a little funky here basically i was scared of jude’s cup but i appreciated that i wrapped his burger in what is essentially gift wrap it’s a gift i want to give you something i do look like a big mac i already got sauce on my finger so that’s a good sign so you know what this is missing is it’s missing like the mcdonald’s tang that a mcdonald’s burger has from mcdonald’s tastes a little bit better aside from that i’m gonna give it about a seven i’ll take a seven we have to see how the fries are comparison these fries aren’t as cooked or salty that’s only probably for them i’ll give those a six now for fear fear diet coke that has been sitting for a while now compared with the actual coke it’s probably a lot colder mm-hmm if this was cold it would taste just like this maybe because we just bought coke oh it tastes like juice meal gets a seven for taste as for matching mcdonald’s presentation maybe if they were doing some sort of collab with roblox or roblox i think it matches seven for taste eight for matching mcdonald’s and like a four for price okay so this it kind of looks like somebody already bit out of this but they tried to cover it up by like doing that yeah i didn’t cut it very straight i like your fry container i’m gonna argue that it’s better than a plastic cup because mcdonald’s doesn’t give you plastic yeah yeah they’re slimy yeah they just didn’t cook it was great i shouldn’t be able to do that with a french fry no no no i agree with you on that you got the container better than jude for the fries his actually like turned out crispy and mine are like what if you ate mashed potatoes i don’t see enough lettuce on this i think you did a slightly better job of the middle bun aside from the fact that it’s like trying to escape from all angles i have some thoughts on that burger but i’m gonna save them wow it tastes like sprite this is gonna be the kicker right here wow it tastes like sprite but without sugar since this one isn’t flat i think he did a better job at matching sprite to sprite than this to this because this is very flat you bought the same drink and he did not and he did a better job at matching the drink um as far as the burger goes it has more tang it has a little bit more that spice that mcdonald’s like feeling i think my opinion is going to be that his fries were really bad yeah i think i’m going to have to give you a seven on matching mcdonald’s because this is so close as for presentation this doesn’t feel like mcdonald’s it feels like your local restaurant i think i’m gonna have to overall give your presentation like a five that’s fair i forgot to talk about this in the video but brian got a four out of ten for price wow dude you got an 18 out of 19 19. you got a 19 30 and friend you got a got a 16. oh my god is that that’s really sweet how did i miss the fan give me some mouthwash to drink i don’t cook burgers in a long time but that’s like the one thing i’m decent at cooking it’s my first time cooking burgers like ever congratulations you did a good job we should do this again we can do this again and the winner should get something next time because we forgot you’re right you did well 16 out of 30. that’s over 50 that’s fine with me you know they say c’s you get degrees you know that’d be like an f but still the big reason i would say these are healthier is because they’re not just loaded with manufactured preservatives yeah this looks exactly like the sausage for their breakfast sandwiches too well if you guys want us to do more like cooking we will yeah we’ll do some more cooking competitions for actual rewards next time it’s a good prize i may have lost well guys if you like this video make sure to like it you should like this video it was a good video i liked this video a lot and you should subscribe and make sure to follow us on twitter so you can get updates about our videos we also have a discord server yeah you should definitely join that discord server thank you have a day have a day
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