CATFISH CHRIS 4

CATFISH CHRIS 4

i heard your name was margarita i said okay can i get two drinks really it was nice to meet you really nice to meet you the way i rap about you you might as well be a feature whoa come on come on man she’s still a she he her what’s your pronoun you know what i mean man you can’t do it no bro because of her all of our stuff is gone i understand that my boy however y’all just need to talk it out and you you better have something good to say otherwise i’m calling the police you lucky i just got back from my spiritual retreating class cause i don’t know [Music] look jamal i got nothing to say to you well there’s that all right talk on second thought i think i know something that might work so one thing that my retreat taught me is that to get clarity you gotta sit down and get some understanding so y’all gonna sit here until y’all both understand okay i’ll be over here handling my pre-season pics fantasy football star listen okay i wanted to avoid this at all costs but the people i had to go back to them to the cell all right those are my family family yes family all right i grew up with them they looked out for me every day when i was growing up i i couldn’t do them like that this is the same family that keeps you in the cell the same family that forced you to quit college and steal you wanted more than that or was that a lie i never lied to you i’m getting a little loud over there i was just trying to protect you oh you see that damn that’s a nice looking house ain’t it damn [Music] are all the houses here this big but wait why they all shaped like boxes though i thought only apartments by the cell be shaped like this well it’s called a modern home it’s like the new wave of home you know really mm-hmm let’s go inside no we can’t do that all right it’s somebody that actually lives in that house why not look look baby charlie you can do anything baby charlene whoa hey what are you doing with that no no put that away you can’t have that in here i never leave the house without baby charlie a house without a girl if i get seen with that then i’m gonna get arrested by the police that’s cute you think i’m afraid of some police right that’s right because uh you know police doesn’t really apply to you because you’re from the cell listen next time we leave the house just leave it at my crib okay i’ll protect you and you expect me to believe that yes i do and why is that because we’re family and family’s supposed to look out for each other well i guess whoa what you doing you know the rule no pda until you shave that mustache oh it’s my daddy mustache yeah i can’t do this i’m sure we can work things out i know as far as i’m concerned you you chose your family jamal chris you are dead to me please leave so so what you want to do now buy some furniture [Music] [Music] [Music] ha family do you be back what happened your man ain’t want you back this is all your fault plenty for this cootie your mana [Music] no come on [Music] man yes i think you should restart that because you said jail and his police and i said police another line okay and i don’t know where the hell i’m at i got lost loss and it’s hot it is hot
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CATFISH CHRIS 4

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