EPISODE 55 – Short Attention Spans & Harry Potter Burlesque

EPISODE 55 – Short Attention Spans & Harry Potter Burlesque

let me just shove this in my mouth synchronicity what the [ __ ] well holy [ __ ] that was that was something man you sure you sure showed that burrito who’s boss i got a big mouth i got a big mouth you’ve got big mouth what for what i got a big muffin you gonna say something about my [ __ ] mouth please oh jesus i got a big mouth for poor water could fit in my mouth [Music] episode 55 is here the long-awaited 55. only do they chew these or just flawlessly okay they taste a little like oh it says chewable yup i’m just blind some of them you can’t chew and they taste so bad and i found that out the hard way like like you’re supposed to take it like a pill but you’re just like i’m gonna chew this straight up like an aspirin it’s so bitter and it fills your entire mouth it’s just like it’s dry and you’re like is just so bad unfortunate dude and then i don’t know if it works so you have to like take another one like i don’t know if it’s supposed to dissolve in your stomach or what i don’t know drink this sprite to wash that like weird powdery taste yeah it’s very it’s very dry um so hey how’s it going guys um ah nothing like a just warm sprite well it’s not warm it’s just like not cold yeah it’s like it’s it’s slightly cooler than room temperature yeah it’s probably like like 64 degrees probably if we put a third spray that’s at 64 degrees you know what oh we’re gonna do this i’ll put a meat thermometer in there that’ll probably tell us oh my god let’s go dude tell us 725 degrees it’s 72 degrees yep i think i put raw chicken on this last time so you’re just gonna get salmonella from drinking a spray pot nick get salmonella that’s the uh that’s the episode i’m just like barfing in the thumbnail this is a hefty gd burrito yeah i’m kind of stoked about it definitely they like throw the tortilla on like a grill too and i appreciate that so much yeah it really ties the whole thing together getting that real crispiness out of it so today we got food from the pieroski bakery brothers cafe bakery which sounds super russian until you realize that they make french food yeah it’s very weird and food from georgia so i got a i got a breakfast burrito a russian breakfast burrito is what they called it brian got a regular breakfast burrito good and then we i got something called a georgian meat stick i got my meatbacks out of georgia there was a whole thing on reddit like a couple of months ago where they were like talking about georgia being like having super high coveted cases and like very bad like voting regulations people like oh my god they’re like like why are we talking so much [ __ ] about georgia right now guys it’s it’s this it’s the country not the state that’s pretty good dude whoa for it being almost an hour late um i actually think it was well worth the wait getting chives in it yeah good calm incredible move i had no idea russians made breakfast burritos bro that’s just freaking slime there’s so much goddamn cheese in this i’m very glad we took that lactate wait me too i don’t know how that got there why is it on the bottom that was [ __ ] weird which one is the meat pie this one i’ll show you a meat pie that looks like a meatball that is a georgia meat stick yo i mean yeah where did you get in like dough what’s what’s in what’s on the burrito so it’s like wrapped in a layer of cheese and then it’s potatoes and halal beef i believe oh yeah so that’s what they that’s that was the recommended meat i could have gotten whatever meat but yeah that was what i chose and it’s really good oh yeah i don’t know what the difference is i got mine in yours well i think yours has like feta and like some other cheese mine’s like just like the american cheese but american cheese bacon egg a [ __ ] ton of cheese whole bunch of potatoes and i also often opted to get chives in it and dude i love chives so goddamn i have a slap and [ __ ] this is very good yeah very pleased with this we’re going to see how this goes my i got it i got it i got a spinach and artichoke stick so the unfortunate thing about this order is that we also the thing that they have that everyone raves about are called pancake bites and they’re literally like balls of pancake dough and you can top them with whatever you want there’s 18 toppings and you can get all 18 if you want but we’re gonna get like nutella and syrup and dulce de leche yeah dulce de leche like [ __ ] like that so you can get it all sprinkled and there’s like 12 little donut bites and they canceled that because apparently they’re out who knew you could run out of pancake batter right especially if you were a pancake hurry place a creperie if you will that’s really good that’s really good big fan i mean despite not having the pancake bikes which i am very sad about i am sad overall the meal itself i’d probably give it like like an 8.25 yeah like four and a half stars it’s pretty good especially like considering it’s not like super expensive either like you could pay like sixteen dollars for this kind of easy these breakfast burritos were like eight bucks yeah it was great you never see that here no you never see a breakfast burrito for under ten dollars here yeah cause it’s [ __ ] artisan or some [ __ ] i don’t know but that’s really good yeah big fan shout out piroshky brothers food keep it in the family baby because this [ __ ] is this is this is killer who would have thought that the brothers would have just like oh they’re just like hey i’m gonna i’m gonna make burritos and he’s like okay i’m gonna make meat sticks and they’re like sick and they put those forces together and then they’re like we should also make pancake bites and then not give them to people not and just say that we make pancake bites no one’s actually ever had their pancake bites all the reviews are based solely off of the photos on like their uh their doordash menu that’s so funny and if once you order you’re not allowed to to make a review you have to review before you eat them they’re like you basically rely on the look of it we are artisan creators here we make sure that the food looks good not that it tastes good okay exactly exactly so what do you think these pancake bites are going to taste like write a review like that we’ll give you a free order of pancake bites and then they just you just never get them they don’t exist nope they looked a little too good to be true [ __ ] you peroshki brothers actually never mind i take back my original compliment my potato dude come back here you little [ __ ] so wow it took like a two week hiatus yeah it’s been a it’s been two weeks without having a glorious little time how was it buddy oh man let me tell you give us a rundown good soup it was uh i cannot get enough of that [ __ ] adam atom um it was fun it was very relaxing it was uh i got to see some sea lions i got dudes what sea lions are dopes they’re very scary they’re very scary bro i got to swim i won trivia pool trivia strictly just like different people yeah different kinds of pools yeah they’re like above ground yeah cutie pool diving pool yeah deep end yeah okay yeah and uh it was no just trivia but everyone was in a pool that’s what i figured but i just want to make sure pool trivia it’s all about like the game of pool yeah does billiards trip how many balls are in a in a set how many balls are in a set i don’t know they’ll take a guess including the cue ball i think 13 include no you’re close though 50 including the cue ball 16. oh yeah good job yeah that’s all right it’s a pyramid right [ __ ] yeah and then eight ball is the diamond because there’s eight balls with the cue ball right this is kind of wait there’s nine balls yeah damn it it’s all right why do they call it eight ball because you play with the eight the eight ball is the important ball the eight ball is a deciding factor of whether or not you win or lose nine balls isn’t that just how pool works though only eight ballpool there’s like 20 different variations of billiards weird that’s like a billiards classic did you really dude i think my brother took the same class too funny man i guarantee you did and i guarantee he’s the same [ __ ] guy who’ve been teaching it all these years probably he also took up bowling i was about to say i took bowling he’s like a war veteran dude he’s like [ __ ] um john goodman from the big lebowski he’s just teaching kids at a bowl in southern indiana now he would literally like he had like i’m pretty sure he had flashbacks when he was teaching us dude like he would like he was all this dirt old as dirk like if you blew on him he would just like pop and like it was like you could tell he’d been teaching or just been around for a very long time because the way he like handled situations was not really appropriate he just like wandered onto the campus one day and they just never left like they were like i want to teach them to teach them innocent enough one credit hour only should be fine can’t [ __ ] that up um but he would like you know teaching you like form and [ __ ] like that instead of being like no no try this he would literally walk up behind you like grab your hand like do this and then like grab your hand and like bowl for you like that it’s not that hard it’s not hard like you’d be pissed oh my god he’d be pissed and we had to learn how to score by hand like we didn’t use any of the um like the tv displays or anything like that well if we [ __ ] anything up like he’d check everyone’s he’d be like this you know whatever check everyone’s math and he’d get pissed like he was mad he would like comment on girl’s skirt’s length he was like he was like an old but he has like he’s like ten years so they can’t get rid of him yeah that sucks like you can’t ball in that like he would get mad what do you mean you can’t believe that it’s freeing you have the most range of motion he was a guy and like he’d be talking you know he’d be like and then when you do this and then he would just stop kind of stare off in the distance for a few minutes and be like and then you just like walk away like you’d be in the middle of a sentence stop her in a few minutes astral projects into just a different [ __ ] reality and then finally when he comes back he’s like all right he’s a pro bowler in his astral projections damn i need to turn on the air dude it’s freaking hot in here dude we are under a heat advisory here in los angeles county um we have been for the past like week and a half and we’re sitting at my car was reading at 103 when i left my apartment today it’s crazy because literally a week ago it was like 60. i know yeah so strange and now we’re getting close to like the santa ana’s coming in so like having this before that happens yeah not [ __ ] good dude not good not good at all very not good then we’ve got [ __ ] ida coming into the gulf coast which is apparently supposed to be the worst storm to hit the gulf coast since the 1860s yeah i know and they’re still like not fully recovered from katrina dude it’s insane dude i have a i have a buddy who lives in new orleans and he was like um he got out so he’s back in indiana like with his family for right now but like i was like watching him kind of catalog it and he was like had to pull off at like 3 a.m because of like something of this thing and i was like holy [ __ ] dude that’s [ __ ] scary yeah i can’t i can’t imagine dealing mother nature’s like a cold fickle [ __ ] drew my my grandpa used to live in well my great uncle my grandpa’s brother grunkle your grunkle yeah and his name was stan too so grunkle stan grunkle just like the show that’s great um he used to live in key west florida so like anytime something would come in he was like all right let’s [ __ ] leave because my house is probably going to explode yeah key west is just i mean it’s like all [ __ ] water it’s like this big exactly right so like and he oh he had an rv for like the longest [ __ ] time and just had a house in ohio so like when hurricanes would come in he would just drive that [ __ ] up to ohio this old ass man just like that’s so funny he’s gonna drive my rv up to ohio and he’s not just gonna happen in ohio yeah and he would just hunt for like six months and then go back what a guy he just he literally was just a guy he is a guy that’s a dude that’s every guy’s dream right there he was in the navy for like 20 years got out moved like there just like [ __ ] doesn’t do anything just has like a grand old time he is who i aspire to be yeah it’s just that just just a guy absolutely no thoughts empty head hurricane come i leave i hunt i come back when i’m gone dude easy easy thought process that’s what i strive for i [ __ ] with that okay before the podcast i was telling brian about white claw gabe or white vlog gabe i had mentioned him but he had never heard of white claw gabe no idea this is another man who just has one thing on his mind all the time and it’s white claws no i don’t even think of the white claws i don’t know why his name is wife law gabe dude he’s just super stoked about white claws i gotta i gotta pull this up so he at this point it’s gotta i don’t know if it’s an act i don’t know what the [ __ ] it is but he all of his content he’s like this older like maybe late 30s early 40s man and all he does is he’ll sit in front of the like a camera on tick-tock and like it started with just like the weekend right so he’s like stoked about something he’s like it’s friday baby [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] fright [ __ ] yeah baby it’s [ __ ] friday i [ __ ] can’t wait to [ __ ] just [ __ ] party baby [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] parties [ __ ] friday like that’s his whole like content right and so anytime it’s like the weekend or like he’s like [ __ ] baby it’s modelo time i’m drinking a [ __ ] modelo [ __ ] yeah baby it’s a [ __ ] weekend [ __ ] i got like jesus dude i gotta pull up one of his videos it’s so like it he just like outdoes tarantino at like every single tick tock yes that’s insane gabe that’s so weird he’s just plays please see a tip yes there we go i gotta go to the studio and make some money [Music] [Music] is like and now he’s so big that like brands have started partying with him and so he’ll be like you know they’ll have him like talk about their product like sprite [ __ ] yeah baby [ __ ] i got a [ __ ] sprite [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] baby we’re drinking cold [ __ ] sprite yeah isn’t it weird how that’s like acceptable now i know this is so weird it’s so strange i don’t think it’s like brands like sprite or like you know it’s it’s more brands like that are like you have like yeah like an internet presence yeah yeah it’s not like the animals baby [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] drinking the [ __ ] vandals [ __ ] out of this lion i got fruit by the foot i can wrap it around my dick let’s [ __ ] go yeah baby it’s like a separate account and he says frick instead of [ __ ] frick yeah baby gogurt frick [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i can’t even do it i can’t even do it i can’t even not say the word that’s how it ends like oh [ __ ] it just ends [ __ ] [ __ ] posted anyways just completely breaks his contract gabe we noticed that in your latest thing when you were promoting uh gogurt you you set an expletive and we want to remind you about your contract and this is a kid-friendly zone hey man i’m just [ __ ] excited about this [ __ ] product all right i just gotta [ __ ] say it okay fair enough again we need to remind you that this is like geared towards what you think you do you think [ __ ] kids don’t [ __ ] say [ __ ] all the time the [ __ ] is wrong with you again geared towards like six-year-olds maybe six-year-olds can say [ __ ] you’ve seen you’ve seen tick tocks a [ __ ] six year old saying [ __ ] [ __ ] could you imagine that you’re shitty back and forth holy [ __ ] man dude do you like okay i’ve been like thinking about this a lot lately just solely because like okay tick tock and stuff like that it coming onto the scene do you feel like it has like cheapened other forms of media like do you think that like that like this being the output of a human being do you think that that kind of like cheapens anything that like other people might be doing in the space i think um that it’s definitely [ __ ] with people’s attention spans yeah like so hard yeah and i think that unless i mean not for everyone obviously but like i think people want their content like this you know like endless yeah and instant and like it can change whatever which is not a new you know commentary on anything like that which is why we get like millions of trailers for every movie right comes out that people just constantly need [ __ ] but like even in the beginning of like movie trailers they started doing like a five-second version of the trailer yeah you see that they do like to see and then it’s like the title and then the actual trailer that they just showed a snippet from right like spiderman really just came out yeah like we really need like this right now oh this is what the next minute of our lives is gonna be about i i wanna tell within the next five seconds i don’t wanna sit here that’s so strange it’s wild i mean even with [ __ ] produced by like you know [ __ ] major picture companies like people don’t want to have to sit through it it’s insane i mean songs dude songs are so short now yeah it’s crazy like all of the like hyper pop songs and all of the like not like top 40 [ __ ] necessarily but like but even some top 40 [ __ ] it’s like pushing like barely two minutes yeah wild well have you um so there’s an artist called tyra whack have you ever heard of her so she actually made an entire album that’s like the the point of it i don’t i don’t remember like exactly what like she was artistically trying to do but every song is like two minutes and 13 seconds and they like abruptly end oh they just cut off yeah no matter what yeah like she just goes and then it ends at a certain point like there could be two or three more verses after that but she just stops it and then it just goes into the next song and like the whole and she made like a video for it where it’s like her walking through like rooms and each room is like the song yeah like the theory of that song like something’s happening and then she just walks into the next one and like does this oh that’s cool it’s really sick that’s cool but part of me was like is this like a product of that right because it’s like or is it a commentary on that right so it’s like it’s kind of like a multi-faceted thing and it’s really [ __ ] good like she’s so talented it’s [ __ ] scary but i was like watching it and like listening to it i was like why’d this song just end so i went to like the spotify listen to the whole album and i was like all of these songs yeah they just they just end and then move on it’s wow what the [ __ ] it’s like it like makes sense like the way it ends it’s not like in the middle of a word or something like that but like she like says kind of like the beginning of a verse and then it just ends like all this like instrumentals kind of drop out like that too it makes it makes like thematically sense but it’s just so strange and i was like it’s kind of cool part of that like kind of coming into the idea of oh is this um you know kind of a product of the way media is moving right and then megan and i started watching this show called the other two have you heard of that um oh dude yes meaning to watch it they have it on hbo max yeah second season i’ve been meaning to watch it emma loves it but i haven’t seen it yet yeah so like i i started watching it and i was just like man this is wild cause it’s cause it’s about like a kid like a kid star right yeah so it’s like his two siblings yeah so it follows like the two siblings molly shannon is their mom no way wonderful [ __ ] yeah it’s actually like a stupidly good cast like so good wanda sykes is in it no way um hell yeah yeah they just get like a whole bunch of people in it and like it’s like they’re they’re both like trying to make their way in the world and they kind of like they aren’t failures but they haven’t like succeeded really and like their younger brother becomes like an internet star by making like a terrible song kind of like a jacob sartorius kind of set up you know um and it’s really like really good like so it’s just kind of like their misadventures of like trying to like navigate the stuff as like they’re also trying to like help their brother and their brother like he he’s like happy about it but he’s just like a [ __ ] kid right so he’s like you know chilling with them he’s like hey can we like hang out next week like talking to his brother like brother and sister and they’re like yeah man like why not and it’s like really like kind of wholesome because you’re like there’s definitely people like that oh for sure like because you have people who like are totally clout chasing totally just like in it to like [ __ ] get that youtube money back and like get out like they have no problem like selling themselves out but like some people are just like i just genuinely thought i made a good piece of art and then everybody fell in line yeah and now i have to do all of this stuff and he’s like there’s like a scene where they’re like dying his tongue because it needs to be like pinker for like like the people and they’re like um there’s like a whole like media frenzy because he has a pimple and they’re like what the [ __ ] so like he’s like his like management team’s like losing their [ __ ] and they’re like they sent him to a specialist and everything like that like a pimple he’s like a 13 year old right sure it’s insane dude and it’s like [ __ ] i really want to watch that yeah it feels like a lot like justin bieber and i know a guy who uh dp’ed on one like this yep this like epk thing for justin bieber and he was just like yeah it was it was like strange because we went into it thinking like when he was like like younger or like her no like more recently like within like the last two or three years i think and he was like we went into it thinking like all like this kid’s you know he’s just gonna be a dirt bag and like doing the whole thing like he was super polite and cordial like he was getting us like waters and [ __ ] from his like refrigerator he was like just being like a very nice guy and he was like talking to us about like how he like how remorseful he is about like what like how he’s like lived his life up to this that’s the thing like i think with justin bieber in particular i mean he’s been obviously he was thrust into the spotlight like what what eleven or something like sixteen fifteen something around there i i mean it might have been even sooner but yeah like something crazy young right and just all like international fame millions and millions of dollars whatever like when you’re 15 like yeah obviously you’re gonna [ __ ] go off the rails a little bit because when he was a kid like i mean he said it whatever it’s been you know all over he was a piece of [ __ ] like he no one liked him everyone was just like oh [ __ ] justin bieber what you listening like it was like the the classic middle school insult like oh you listen to just right exactly right right but like it really seems from from accounts of people that have worked with him or from like things that i’ve seen on you know youtube or on tv or documentaries what what have you he seems like he’s 100 like like a completely different dude yeah like he’s it’s pretty cool exactly like he like he knows what he did and now what he’s trying to like right he was kind of like the epicenter of this like weird internet explosion yeah you know and then like that can horribly [ __ ] people up like you see like child stars and stuff like that right you know fall down the rabbit hole of like drugs and [ __ ] like that because they can’t handle it because you’re a child you shouldn’t you shouldn’t be living like an adult at that point yeah no way so like it’s kind of it’s very like nice to kind of see okay maybe there is like a silver lining out of this like people can like kind of like loop it back around right so i’m kind of interested to see what like the youtube landscape will be like when some people kind of start having that realization right and kind of coming around because like maybe we won’t have so many like shitty prank videos you’d love to think yeah or like dudes driving around in their lamborghinis yeah improperly shifting and destroying their clutches dude i kill zane kills me every time dude uh mia was texting me earlier today she’s on her way to chinatown to see uh some of her friends and she’s like you know she’s got like her auto steer on and her tesla just like sitting there [ __ ] okay mia and uh i know i was like all right flex and she said this lamborghini comes up to where it’s like trying to race her right she he’s like revving his engine like when like coming back and like trying to like race her and like going all around her and [ __ ] like that this like tiny little girl just like numb okay she’s not engaging and she’s like all right sure but she like looks into some like dude with some his [ __ ] youtube channel plastered across the front of it i’m like of course it is dude of course it is [ __ ] probably tanner fox or some [ __ ] yeah dude those those were the guys um so my my buddy matt was like is super car guy like real [ __ ] like good with volkswagens like supes up like kind of like old like 80s jettas makes him super nice so he does that for like a living in maryland like he works for like a like a hot rod yeah and um when he was out here for a year like trying to do like the audio stuff he went out to uh cars and coffee in malibu which is like such a dope thing yeah it’s just car shows and they just serve you coffee it’s sick incredible so he was like yeah we were leaving we’re going through the canyons i was like you know i’m going to take like a nice little drive through the canyon so he’s like driving his jetta and like this lamborghini’s in front of him and he was just like i could hear the transmission like the gears just ripping each other apart like every time they tried to shift and he was like i’ve never been more upset in my entire life watching like some dirt bag like 25 year old youtuber just destroying a supercar and of course he’s just gonna be like oh man it doesn’t work i’ll just get a new one yeah exactly because of course oh my god it’s so frustrating they’ll never learn man it’s wild i mean it’s but it’s crazy because i mean obviously justin bieber grew way out of that it’s so seemingly very mature and very polite and whatever but len then you you get people like [ __ ] jake paul who likes seems like who have not even regressed farther did you see the video what video of him in like the the boxer that he’s going up against no can’t remember the guy’s name it’s like tori tori wooley i can’t remember is there like a youtuber uh i can’t remember if he’s a youtuber i think he’s i think he’s a rapper okay that is like boxing stuff like that boxer okay and the dude’s sitting there like jake’s in across me he’s wearing like off-white shirts he’s got like six gold chains he’s got this [ __ ] like head tattoo and [ __ ] like that and he’s like talking [ __ ] to this guy and the guy sits in front of me he’s like how many people dress like you in your neighborhood he was like he was like how many people look like you it was like how many people dress like they’re rappers and [ __ ] like that he was just like you’re wearing our culture yeah and he’s just like he’s like i’m from ferguson he’s just like he’s like i am from the hood yes like i like people dress like that there yeah not where you’re from and like jake’s just like and he just like sits back and looks at him dude and i was like [ __ ] someone’s gonna [ __ ] put him in his place like the thing is like no one ever will no there’s always a price like someone’s always you know and like you look at logan too and it’s like he did a really [ __ ] terrible thing he seems to have like but he’s you know he’s at least on the surface seems to have matured a little bit right jake like you said just seems to have just like fully just reversed he was just like let me just throw it back real quick yeah yeah it’s just like it’s every day bro was the peak of his career he hasn’t gotten better than that england is my city england is my city god i hate nick i hate that [ __ ] so much england is my city but it’s just weird that like we keep giving these kind of like dirt bags money and like a platform and people are still like for them and it’s like can’t you see that this guy sucks yeah like he sucks he sucks it’s insane at least logan has i don’t progressed a little bit so yeah i mean like he he’s like kind of out of the he’s not doing his stupid shitty little like shock value pranks anymore like he’s got a you know a business he’s got his uh merch and his podcast and [ __ ] like that and they’re doing like seeming like no one has beef with him anymore that’s what i’m basing it off yeah it’s i haven’t heard a bad thing about him exactly he’s kind of like faded into the background like he has his following right and it’s not really you know it’s not really growing or shrinking he’s not really doing anything problematic anymore he’s just like he’s staying in his lane because he knows what works and he’s not gonna he’s not like he’s not making headlines anymore right right which to some youtubers i guess counts as like death yeah nobody like you always got to [ __ ] push it yeah but insane you know i i respect that i respect that he was like hey i [ __ ] up i don’t want to do that [ __ ] back and just yeah and then jake’s just like i’m gonna i’m gonna go box these people and just look like a [ __ ] tool piece of [ __ ] forever yep it’s great great time so good yeah let me just shove this in my mouth synchronicity that was something man you sure you sure showed that burrito who’s boss i got a big mouth i got a big mouth i’ve got a big mouth what lovely [ __ ] i got a big mouth you guys say something about my [ __ ] mouth please oh jesus i got a big mouth for poor walk a fit in my mouth hole dude i watched um the movie the stupid and futile effort um it’s about doug kenny the guy who like um basically created national lampoon okay so it’s like will forte and um chubby chase um well like um the [ __ ] what’s his name it’s in community really tall guy oh um uh jeff winger’s character yeah uh [ __ ] joel joel yes mikhail joel mchale yeah jesus christ we got there he plays chevy chase okay like it’s like literally all of those people oh it’s like um fictionalized or yeah it’s like a reason yeah recreation of the whole thing but will forte play the main character and like there’s a thing that he does like half like all the time like just randomly he’s like oh you want to see something impressive and he just like fits his hand in his mouth it’s just so funny and every time he did it i was like what it’s so funny i was like man will forte’s got a big mouth oh that was real he would actually [Laughter] that’s so funny no dude all right [ __ ] yeah i guess yeah hell yeah hell yeah what a guy hell yeah hell yeah um i went to a um you ever been to this i don’t know if you ever went out around like noho when you lived up over here but like uh it’s this bar called idol hour yeah dude i love idol hours they just have my favorite drink like in the world oh really yeah i’ve never been it’s just like it’s like a cool looking outside yeah and it looks like a giant barrel like a big old barrel yep and um so some of my friends or like one of them’s moving away and they’re like hey we’re like getting together at idle hour you know kind of send off thing and i was like okay cool they’re like we’ve never been so it just looks cool and i’m like yeah cool this looks looks awesome to me so we get there oh they they text me and they’re like hey um i think there’s some like event going on someone’s like breathing fire here and i’m like what no that’s just that’s just tuesday that’s just what they do how it goes and i was like oh all right sure that’s fine someone’s breathing so i walk in and this lady at the door uh she’s like welcome to harry potter night and i was like no way i was like didn’t you guys walk in the door couldn’t you did she not say the same thing to you didn’t she say harry potter night you could have told me it was harry potter night i would have dressed the [ __ ] up but people were like all out hell yeah it’s like a thing like that you know maybe like once a month i don’t know how often they do it but harry potter people [ __ ] go hard dude yeah they do this their first one in two years they said because you know something i don’t know why i don’t know why they wouldn’t have had it for two years but um so they so he’s like hey we’re gonna harry potter night we have a whole themed menu we have themed acts themed whatever and i was like all right so i have like this whole themed menu all their drinks were themed all their food was themed um and then so we get we go and sit in the back and so there yeah there’s like a guy like [ __ ] what does the fire breathing have to do with harry potter dragons i guess okay he was like supposed to be a dragon but he was dressed like hagrid i i didn’t really get it i didn’t really understand it it seemed kind of like he threw it together but so then he’s like then there’s a guy like reading off raffles and stuff and he’s like all right guys like at 10 p.m there’s you know there’s some cool entertainment you’re not gonna want to miss we’re like all right and he’s like it’s also last call right before 10 like at 9 45 or like last call was really yeah so then weird at 10 like ever the whole everything goes dark there’s like that courtyard outside the back everything goes dark and then this guy dressed like harry potter like comes up on the stage and he’s like ladies and no he what does he say he says witches wizards and muggles but you know he’s like the whole thing and he’s like do we have some you know whatever for you tonight and then turns out it was a burlesque show a harry potter themed burlesque show wait that’s sick yeah like all of these all of these ladies were like dressed up like one was like floor de la cour from the triwizard tournament one was like bellatrix did you were you ever like a harry potter guy no did you watch any of them i i watched up to the fourth movie and then i watched the last one okay i got you anyway so they’re all like different harry potter characters um and you know so they they all like do their thing super cool this one lady bro she had she um you know she’s like very ornately dressed like as one of the characters bellatrix lestrange and she you know she’s what’s she dancing that’s the best part of like the harry potter stuff though is like the costume design it’s so dope it’s so cool she’s dancing to s m by rihanna could you imagine just hearing that [ __ ] come on like in a harry potter right hermione what um so she’s like you know undressing and doing her thing and whatever and then out of nowhere bro she like reaches in her pants and pulls out a gigantic like roll of paper she unrolls it’s this big big old poster of voldemort right and she and then she starts like licking it and [ __ ] like this right and then at like the beat drop of the last chorus she she like you know she like licks it and then throws it away and then it like lands on the floor and she like looks over at it and then right as the beat drops she like like rips everything off jumps in the air full split lands on voldemort’s face and just starts like going to town but like [ __ ] jumps in the air and landed on the ground in a full split holy [ __ ] dude just like going at it on voldemort’s face it was dude it was an unhinged show lady before that dude if you if you would have told jk rowling that that would happen like 20 years after she wrote the books how do you think she’d feel about it she i i have no idea i think she’d probably freak out and go on some anti-feminist reigns as so she the lady before her was um she like pulled someone from the audience and she sits them down and she puts on this wolf mask right and there’s like a tree in the middle and so she like hangs onto the tree and she like like starts like literally like going like this so this guy in the wolf mask and he’s just like what the [ __ ] he’s like and so she’s like going like this like very strong very controlled and then you know she gets off of him whatever and then she gets on the ground and just starts like yelling right i can hear her dude it was insane stop just on the ground yeah literally like so like this what oh god it was some it was some like rock song playing just like heavy distorted guitars and i could hear her over the guitar she’s like and i’m like what is happening and she reaches in her pants and pulls out a baby wolf like a baby wolf like plushie toy like she just [ __ ] this wolf and then gave birth to a baby wolf and she’s like this is yours it’s yours and he’s like what the [ __ ] he like takes off the wolf mask and runs back to his chair the [ __ ] and then there’s more and then she pulls she goes like off to the side of the stage and she pulls out like a like a feeding tube like full of milk like a baby bottle and she tries to feed it to the wolf and then she puts it down and then she takes it off and then she just like chugs the milk and just dumps it all over like this was every kink in one bro bestiality like mommy milker play whatever the [ __ ] you call that infantilism breeding it was all of that [ __ ] i guarantee there were some people there who were like this is like 9 00 p.m this was yeah this was like people were going to another bar afterwards and i think they like finished the show and they’re like you know like i might i’m just yeah i’m just gonna go home and go home and reflect on my i’m gonna go take a shower yeah i got a little milk on me um i’m gonna go hug my mom i’ll see you guys i’ll see you when i see you we’ve strayed so far from the light do you think do you ever think that the lord looks down at us and thinks i don’t want to go back i’m done with questions he’s not coming back oh man it was dude it was so could you could you imagine walking into that and just like playing just just like not being with friends right or anything’s being like ah man you know it’s been a long day at work i’m gonna go get a drink right just walking down like hey welcome to harry potter and they’re like oh that’s kind of cool like the menus and stuff and then that [ __ ] is just happening in the other room to a [ __ ] plushy wolf the guy’s just sitting there at the bar just like oh my gosh he’s having like some weird stressful than work yeah he’s having like a vietnam flashback like just like your [ __ ] bowling teacher [Laughter] holy [ __ ] that is so crazy man so weird something that was like designed for children is now turned into this yes yes it was wild that would make an incredible sketch it was crazy yeah it really would it was just so like the most x-rated harry potter [ __ ] i’ve ever seen and then so they they would like throw their you know clothes off into the crowd and then one of the rules they like gave you with printed outside of rules is like obviously number one don’t touch them and number two is they’re not giving you their costumes right like very expensive costumes so like give them back completely it’s like a football like a football game yeah they’re like hey dude we need those we need that please we have to use that so then like at the end of it the announcer guy would go up to everyone who had a uh a piece of costume and make them like meow sexually into the microphone and then the ladies would come and grab them it was very it was very interesting man it was crazy then this bald guy got up like she pulled she pulled like this completely bald guy um and she’s like you know like caressing his head it was this is a different dancer by the way it was why what did this dancer come out in uh you know who delores umbridge is she’s like um she doesn’t like dresses in pink yeah she’s all pink and she’s like the piece of [ __ ] like yeah like she’s like old yeah she’s old that’s kind of all i got no one likes her and she’s mean and pretty evil actually um yeah she came out as that and she just like you know she’s got at this point nothing on her little pasties and she’s got like like a like a vlogger and she’s like you know like spinning it around on this guy’s bald head like [ __ ] he’s mr clean and she’s like she’s like spanking him lightly on the cheeks dude it was mr clean can’t have sex because he’s only sexually attracted to cleanliness yeah yeah exactly he’s just like he’s like this isn’t doing it for me because do you have like a like a bleached table somewhere like i understand that this is part of the show but like you have like a magic eraser i could rub on myself a magic eraser it just has like a [ __ ] chemical burn for the next like two and a half weeks [Laughter] like listen man i this is cool thank you very much for including me in your show um but do you have like a mop bucket where are you i can like pour myself like i just won the super bowl it was insane like i just won the [ __ ] super bowl but it’s dirty mop water and he’s just like yes he’s like oh now i have to clean the floor oh god give me the mop in the bucket i need that too he’s like little attachments like a robocop guy but you know there’s like weird like chastity belt things it’s that but it attaches a mop to it all he has to do is like walk along the floor just like this they’re like they’re like hey scott what what it’s mr clean and they’re like oh okay what are you what are you doing mr clean cleaning am i like what does it look like let the guy just guess it immediately pulls up zillow because he’s just like i need him my roommate’s weird as [ __ ] i think my roommate’s gonna kill me oh my god imagine being roommates with mr clean i mean interesting sketch too it’d be kind of tight though you would never have to clean anywhere that’s true yeah open casting calls for bald men in their mid 40s yeah let me know let us know we’ll you know let us know just just hit us up in the comments section you’re gonna have to be naturally bald yeah you could shave that [ __ ] yourself yeah yeah if you have like eyebrows preferably yeah i mean like not like alopecia that’s true that’s we could draw them on we don’t want to discriminate but like we do like like we do have to fit the character yeah right so it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is art you know ah we can discriminate under the guise of art yes that’s how it goes right yeah that’s that’s written that’s pretty that’s pretty much what casting calls yeah exactly they’re like we need this specific person yeah exactly and don’t even try if you don’t look like this or have this skin type and it’s not and please for the love of god do not come in coloring yourself exactly in a different skin color please do not please don’t do that oh god yeah that’s true i guess if it’s under the guise of art you can be as specific as you have to be it’s true it’s a casting call for only straight white male i guess every company got that one dude speaking of discrimination a really weird segue uh megan i wouldn’t saw the remake of candy man the other day oh is it good very good yeah he wrote and i an executive produced it and then it’s directed by knight acosta okay um can’t remember offhand what she did recently anyways really good beautiful like visually very interesting like looks really cool um but megan and i were like reading the like reviews before we went and all these people were just like it’s so like social justice warriory like one out of ten like they just make the cops to be the bad guys and i was like bro the story the story the original story is about gentrification yeah and what it does to me it’s like an old yeah it’s just in the 80s yeah and i was just like if i was like if you haven’t seen the first one that’s what it’s saying right this one is saying the same thing because it’s a sequel right is it a sequel it’s not like a remake it’s it it’s it’s a reboot you know like where they like reference stuff from the other ones but it’s not a direct sequel you know like it’s the way that they tie things together though is like really interesting actually like it’s really would it make sense to have seen the first like would it be more enjoyable to have seen the first one i think it would but i i think it would only give you like maybe a 20 more satisfaction it wouldn’t be like a huge thing because like they kind of like explain the things that you need to know from the first one right um so that’s pretty helpful but dude visually beautiful and like the way that they kind of like represented um you know like kind of like the gentrification and um kind of like race relations in the time frame because it’s in [ __ ] south side chicago so like um just kind of like how they did that we were watching it and like it finished and we were like the [ __ ] were those people complaining about i was like there’s one scene with police yeah i was like all the other stuff is from the old movie so i don’t know what the i don’t know what we’re talking about here what are you guys mad about people love to complain it’s so weird but yeah dude really good highly recommend uh go see it it’s fun i just watched free guy dude oh was it good because i’ve heard my really good things about it so good hell yeah incredibly done i had no idea it was disney oh it’s disney i didn’t even know what to do well because they just have [ __ ] ryan reynolds yeah they they absolutely do i uh so we we went and obviously like no spoilers but it’s like you know it’s a video game centric thing right like there’s like an npc yeah there’s a lot of references to like i had not even seen a trailer so i didn’t know what to expect so like it was very well done like it was the story was well done like it was very relevant it was very like it touched on a lot of different um topics and like very relevant topics as well but anyways so they’re like you know they have things from other video games and they’re like fortnite they have other characters and [ __ ] like that but at one point i mean they have like full on the score from star wars and i’m like how the [ __ ] can they afford and they like fight with lightsabers i’m like there’s absolutely no way because they own everything like them like they’re absolutely i’m like this is either a disney movie or they’re paying they have an insane budget which they did have an insane budget they had like 150 million dollar budget um but at the end it was just like it said like disney uh on the end so i was like oh okay [ __ ] i have no idea but dude i would highly recommend seeing yeah it’s [ __ ] amazing that’s that’s kind of like we were deciding on between candyman free guy and the green knight i really want to see the green knight just because that looks interesting yeah i a lot of the reviews are very much like oh it’s all right but it’s beautiful yeah so it was like cool it looked very well shot and then free guy i was like yeah it sounds kind of interesting it’d be fun to go see but like megan wanted to see candy man and i was like okay out of all of those three at least one of us has a strong opinion about one of them let’s go see that one so like we’ll probably rotate it and free guidance because that’s like we have list like we can go see all these like movies what does that get you it’s 20 bucks a month and you get to see three movies of any kind a week a amc or somewhere amc so you can go somebody has their own thing but i don’t know what it is yeah i don’t know what the difference is but like for amc for 20 bucks a month you can go see three imax movies a week for free yeah what else does it get you um you get like discounts and like perk rewards on like uh like concessions and stuff like that like you get like do you get like discounts on tickets or no i mean all your tickets are the same price oh i see so like when like if you buy an imax ticket it’s the same as buying like a normal digital thing but you get three viewings a week for free for 20 bucks a month how does how is that profitable well i mean think about it like they the box office like the money that they get for ticket sales does not go to the theater like the theaters make money off of the concessions that’s pretty much it and like the deals that they work out with the studios right but the actual ticket sales they do not make money on so they’re like the imax no it can be imac’s gonna be prime digital three free movies a week yes for 20 bucks a month i’m absolutely getting that yeah oh it’s the best thing in the world it’s incredible i mean i spent i spent 30 dollars just on the [ __ ] tickets yeah exactly for one movie yeah so like megan and i we go see we we get two tickets for our 20 bucks a month and then we go get an ic and a large popcorn and it’s yeah literally if you see one movie it’s worth it plays for itself exactly especially in la yeah like it’s where’s wow what the [ __ ] and there’s an amc walking distance from our apartment what the [ __ ] so we were like okay we could walk there and then we saw it was like 103 degrees and we were like well worth it okay then i’m absolutely doing that who’s that i don’t know why i asked you yeah i just heard like damn boy it’s just two dudes that live in your apartment yeah just like two random guys yeah just two [ __ ] guys so what do you guys have to say about life uh you know uh it’s [ __ ] happy [ __ ] sunday i got a white claw it’s cool [ __ ] yeah baby [ __ ] [ __ ] sunday [ __ ] i got a [ __ ] white claw [ __ ] labor day next weekend [ __ ] long weekend [ __ ] short week the next week [ __ ] yeah baby [ __ ] we’re in a [ __ ] podcast let’s [ __ ] go boys want to be on a [ __ ] podcast baby [ __ ] yeah damn amc [ __ ] a-list that’s slapstick very very worth it so we saw like the dolby of candy man so it’s like the reclining seats the like perfect like 7.1 surround sound incredible so nice but yeah like the prime viewings like because i’m assuming do you go like the ones in burbank i just there’s one i don’t know if there’s a cinemark all right sorry i’ve only gone to the cinemarks here oh yeah there’s an amc so there’s an amc at the city walk that’s pretty good super close yeah and if you if you if you go to a movie at the city walk it you get free parking at the start oh tight so like it’s nice i like when i went to like there’s like a bar there called like howl at the moon or whatever so one of my friends like a birthday party so i like ordered a ticket for dumbo yeah to get the free parking to go because otherwise it would have been more expensive than the ticket that’s yeah so it just didn’t go to the movie that’s smart um but yeah dude like it’s so worth it like the the ones in burbank have like imax and prime prime is like my favorite like theater experience it’s like super high quality like projector sounds everything like that it’s like one of the best theater kind of things but like you get three of those a week for 20 bucks a month wow dude it’s incredible i don’t understand how that i don’t get it that’s crazy it’s been a thing for like three years i know but i didn’t know it was that good yeah i thought it was like one a month nope because that’s what cinemark is that’s insane cinemark you get one free movie a month yeah and you can like add people to your entourage so like if you’re going with like three people you can like pick three seats when you’re like picking the tickets you can use your three tickets a week for that no no like if they have a list as well and you like have them in there and you can like pick the three seats you pick the three people and then it sends the tickets to their accounts too that’s cool so like you can do that you can order tickets for like other people as well with right um and i think it does count in the way that you’re saying but like if other people do have a list and you do that they just get the ticket that’s so good it’s so cool i’m literally going to get that after this you should do that it’s so worth it it’s so good guys kidding me that’s [ __ ] crazy dude i’m surprised you haven’t heard of it i’ve heard of it i didn’t know is that good yeah dude that’s why because i’ve heard of it and i’ve also heard of the cinemark one and i guess i just know more about the cinemark one because i more recently have gone to cinemark theaters and they advertise that and they’re like one free movie a month and ten percent off of uh concessions i’m like well that’s [ __ ] stupid for two dollars a month it’s not really that but this i mean even though it’s double the price [ __ ] 12 free movies a month yeah bro amc what’s good any format any like amount of movies you can go see the same movie three times a week for the entire month in like different types of theaters it’s acceptable damn who knew it’s so tight what a cool business model it’s so cool like moviepass failed so that the rest of the industry passed but they yeah they set up the subscription model like they were trying to do that but they [ __ ] tanked right yeah cause they weren’t partnered with the theater right so like their whole thing was just like you would do it and then they would pay like the back amount to the theaters so they just did not have enough cash to cover the amount of money that people were buying tickets for and so like because of that they just died right they just failed and all these other companies were like [ __ ] we’re losing money to this thing so they would create their own things gotcha and i mean amc kind of took off with a-list and especially like in southern california where like amc’s are in abundance like and they’re [ __ ] expensive yeah you’re gonna pay twenty dollars going to the movies once exactly like 16 per ticket at like the burbank amc and i was like okay so i get this go once yeah get some concessions pace for itself yeah it’s incredible [ __ ] dude so worth it wow everybody is blown who doesn’t have amca list should go get it and amc hit us up for promotional content yeah holy [ __ ] that right there that was free we’re never doing that again i also use it as a tax write-off oh smart so all of my movies are tax write-offs what the [ __ ] my man’s got it on lock he’s getting paid to go to the movies the government’s just like oh you went to a movie once all right here’s three dollars yeah i’m like thanks guys man here’s a little kickback yeah oh your 1099 says that you owe us four hundred dollars make it 396 baby like thanks guys thank you thank you i appreciate that a lot wow that’s [ __ ] wild that’s so cool all right [ __ ] super useful suits just so great well i’m definitely going to that i’m definitely going to sign up for that [ __ ] yeah the thing that annoys me the most though is like you pick your own seats right you get like the theater you get to pick your seats that you want yeah and then like we’re in we’re still in the grips of a pandemic that is honestly worsening yeah the day as the days go on and we’re like okay we’re gonna pick some seats in the movie theater we’re gonna wear masks gonna be fine and then everybody sits in the same [ __ ] row spread out you [ __ ] i thought that they were literally put checks in there that you couldn’t no no no just book whatever ticket whatever you want and like so like we walked in and we sat down for our seats and then like this dude came sat next to us two dudes on the other side of megan two dudes next to that guy and i was like there’s a whole theater what in the future that’s so weird we uh in cabo we went to a movie uh because we’re literally had at that point we had nothing left to do we have exhausted this place yeah so we uh we walked to like a grocery store there was nothing at the grocery store and i mean there’s nothing at the grocery store okay so we were this was this is a whole thing so this is the day before we left right and so we’re staying off the resort at this point like we uh we just got a hotel close to the airport so we could just go leave the next day make sense and so it’s in a smaller part it’s in like the the like non-touristy part of town like this is like it’s in it this is in kabul this is like mexico mexico not touristy nothing like straight up like mexico normal people live here yes like yellow filter everything bro like hollywood mexico um you’re wearing [ __ ] yellow tinted sunglasses to like get the effects yeah this is mexico you’re like yeah this feels right bring like a leaf blower to get all this dust up in the air or something like that because mexico is really dusty apparently yeah um so they’re we’re like in the middle of like there’s like nothing there’s like one big road and it’s just like there’s like dogs sleeping on the side of the street it was crazy it was very cute but it was so hot there should be on the side of the street because it was very cool on the side of the street just hot as [ __ ] yeah so we there’s nothing near us we’re like let’s walk to this grocery store just to kill some time walk to the grocery store thinking they would have like you know fresh foods or whatever like you know they do in some grocery stores in some grocery stores yeah they didn’t sometimes sell food so we’re like [ __ ] the only right next to it conveniently there was a movie theater we’re like damn all right it’s like 10 p.m probably some air conditioning in there like let’s go in there so we go in we and there we’re like oh my god literally nothing’s playing like it’s the end of the night it’s like a random ass theater so we go see fast nine let’s go so we got two tickets and it happened to be starting 10 minutes later so that’s perfect two tickets we each got a [ __ ] huge hot dog with all the fixins like you know jalapenos do you guys like lady and the trainer everything yeah we oh absolutely we made one gigantic hot dog with both of our hot dogs we got that we got a large popcorn we got candy and two big drinks guess how much it was seven dollars yes actually two tickets holy [ __ ] two hot dogs a large popcorn two large drinks and two like candy boxes seven dollars that’s insane and then we went and the whole movie was in spanish i was gonna ask i was like dude i was like did they show it in spanish they showed it in spanish with spanish subtitles i don’t know why interesting it’s not like english was spanish something it was spanish language dubbed and spanish subtitles cool and it was really funny and vin diesel’s voice was hilarious the voice actor they chose for him was so funny it was so good they were like just get us the dude that does all of the voiceovers for all of like the telenovelas yeah just get us that guy that’s literally what it was that’s so certain but it was it was hilarious but they had literal like caution tape around the seats see like what the hell they were taking it so seriously good they take your temperature when you come in on your hand which is interesting and then they make you put on hand sanitizer and they don’t let you come in without a mask or that higher temperature like they’re taking let’s go mexico because of course why right you it’s not infringing on their rights right literally like trying to keep them safe and also the vaccine roll out is not as good there because it’s the third country right but third world country but still so shitty yeah that’s wild dude seven dollars seven dollars a perfect cinematic i ate so i mean probably the entire week i literally spent like a hundred dollars on food was it all in dollars did you have to convert it to pesos uh either i mean if it was the most the more touristy areas except the dollars okay those interesting places only accepted pesos but dude literally like a dollar for a taco this big for like 60 like it was i spent a hundred dollars less than 100 for the week that’s like my buddy was in like columbia once and yeah this is like yeah we went to like an empanada place and we were like can we get like a bag of empanadas and he was like 10 cents and he was like for 25 empanadas and he would and he was just like oh like 10 cents per and he’s like 10 cents he’s like 10 cents for the whole [ __ ] bag yeah he like set it down like took it and walked away and was like i know like dude uber’s there anywhere you needed to go 2.50 cents wild two dollars insane i can’t even go a block you know here for like less than 20. holy [ __ ] i think we got a relationship advice hell yeah a sh a ship a ship should be add huh like ship advice ship that ship we gotta ship out here yeah trying to i’m trying to like i do that all the time i just like someone will say something just portmanteau everything yeah yeah i’ll just like try to combine all of the words into one word and megan hates it she really i love that [ __ ] it’s so funny so annoyed by it she’s like why do you have to do that every time and i’m like dude i don’t know i’m sorry it just it’s just it is what it is happens it’s a compulsion i [ __ ] i have adhd i don’t know it’s just how it is maybe that’s how it manifests comforting i i don’t know what you want me to say all right this uh this title cat girl girlfriend is out of control send her [ __ ] send her to a [ __ ] harry potter night at idle hour man yeah there you go that was like killing right there oh my god absolutely someone’s just got like a [ __ ] money gun just like i male 24 met this really incredible girl female 22 and we hit it off we shared a lot of common interest and spent pretty much every waking moment together she had this really weird obsession with being a cat girl but i thought it was kind of hot at first so i didn’t really care too much even though it was pretty early on into our relationship we decided to move in together and it was pretty good for the first couple of weeks but then things started to get weird i’m not going to beat around the bush and i need to understand that i’m being 100 serious she started pissing on the carpet when she’s frustrated she says it’s part of her kinship or something but when we have an argument she’ll just squat and piss somewhere in the apartment i don’t know what to do i’m losing my mind and the entire apartment smells like urine i genuinely enjoy her company but this is getting out of hand bro i thought there was going to be more that’s it i figured i mean he’s just talking about like those like e-girls yeah i thought we were talking about like you know like neon girls yeah like that like yeah right so i’m like oo [ __ ] but no she’s literally like pissing like scratching the [ __ ] out of his face if she touches it wrong that’s just abuse bro she’s just peeing on your carpet you’re not gonna get your security deposit back oh absolutely not the landlord’s going to come in there and be like it’s hard enough to walk yeah it’s hard enough to get like animal piss out of things let alone like trying to get human urine out oh my god the car haven’t had friends over yeah you can’t how do you explain that to somebody too like this is my 22 year old full ass adult girlfriend who pees pees in the corp who pees on the floor when she’s upset nah weird dude that’s interesting weird i mean that’s got to be i mean i don’t know what is the kinship though i think kinship is like when you’re like you know those like people who are like are like wolf spirits or whatever who they like oh they’re like yeah their kin is like they’re wolves like it’s part of me being like a like a cat like my kingship with cats it’s like peeing on the floor that’s how i feel closer to them yeah i guess i don’t know i don’t know much about that you know animal kinship stuff i’m just guessing the door like swings open a furry suit yeah that’s like a cat stand in there dude quick aside um one of our friends were we’re in town from south bend to go to a concert and so like we were just hanging out it was a joyce manor tiger’s jaw and right i can’t remember the other band but they were at the palladium in hollywood it’s like their like anniversary tour cool um so she came in and like we went and she was just like i really want to go to the lego store in that mall and i was like [ __ ] yeah let’s go to lego store yeah so we’re going there we’re walking around trying to find the [ __ ] lego story and like like the galleria or something oh no there’s um a west field on topanga up in woodland hills oh yeah over by where we’re at and uh so we went there and like we’re walking through and just like two furries just round the corner oh yeah but you know that they’re like trying to get like a rise out of people because they’re like looking at everybody and then like waving and [ __ ] and we’re like dude hey if you just want to roll with with with like what with what you’re doing by all means do your furry thing but like like why you gotta involve everyone yeah i was like don’t i was like if you’re waving to like one person if you’re waving to like a baby because you’re like oh hi baby yeah like cool fine but don’t just wave to it everybody at that point you know they’re doing it to like yeah where i’m just like what the hell like bro if you’re just doing your thing hell yeah go for it but like there’s
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EPISODE 55 - Short Attention Spans & Harry Potter Burlesque

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