Man GORILLA GLUES Clown Nose, Instantly Regrets It

Man GORILLA GLUES Clown Nose, Instantly Regrets It

this man puts on a cursed clown costume and it won’t come off his final form will leave you shook remember when you were young and loved clowns no me neither but jack over here just can’t get enough unfortunately the clown they booked for his birthday had a midlife crisis and decided clowning around wasn’t for him anymore not to worry jack’s crafty father ken is up for the task he’s a realtor by trade and figures he can rummage around the house he’s in for some goofy attire okay we’ve got something here hey everybody eh i’m not convinced you’re a clown try again hey everybody story recapped here perfect it’s just a joke actually there’s something even cooler waiting in a mysterious chest behind him bad idea i wonder what it is back at the birthday party kent surprises everyone with his new clown drip five hours later the party has ended and ken carries his son back to bed i know too hey he’s trying his best ken gives himself a little spook after spotting his reflection relatable then he strikes a seductive pose for his wife meg he meets her on the couch and they almost clown around but she’s not into the costume she leaves the shower and ken passes out he wakes up the next morning still a clown sam he slept in and doesn’t have time to change he drives his son to school then heads to work why are you dressed like a clown while the men get to work touching up the house ken takes a trip to the bathroom he scrubs off his clown makeup then has to go at the wick no dice how about the nose ken pulls and pulls but the suit doesn’t budge he finds a knife and tries to slice it open but ends up cutting himself instead he tends to his wound then borrows a hacksaw things escalated quickly he stuffs it down his collar and turns it on but he breaks he can do no more than gaze at his reflection with despair ken returns home later at night to his incredulous wife why are you still in that costume he explains he really physically cannot get it off and she laughs but he’s serious meg drags him to the bathroom where she whips out some of her dentist tools she clutches onto his big red nose and pulls but the pain is unbearable kent musters up his courage and then wait stop don’t need that meg inspects kent’s wig and realizes it’s his hair we cut to him in the hospital where a doctor questions him about his wrist i cut it by accident he says the doctor informs him that they have counselors he can talk to but kenton says he’s fine i’m not a clown drop a like if you’re here before 100k please anyway he returns home and sulks in the shower then an insatiable hunger strikes ken’s stomach rumbles as he devours birthday cake the next morning meg stumbles upon a note i’m gonna go figure this out okay thanks bye oh come on you didn’t have to leave a mess kent returns to the home where he found the suit and contacts his office to get more info on the homeowner he sees the initials kc on the chest then tidies himself up a bit before heading to the office he greets the receptionist grabs the file then says goodbye ew oh geez that was quite the cut ken voraciously eats while inspecting the file the house belonged to the late martin carlson a child then catches his attention and his stomach growls foreshadowing continuing his search ken visits a halloween store where he finally finds a lead carlson costumes he calls in inquiring about the costume in martin’s house to which carlson replies where’s marty cam breaks the news to him he’s in clown heaven though he’s quickly interrupted by carlson who certainly warns him to stay away from the costume don’t even touch it he says i’m wearing it hello ken explains that he’s having a hard time getting it off and the man changes his tone oh it’s fine the old fibers can stick to your skin happens all the time why don’t you stop by my warehouse and we’ll get it off in a jiffy a relief ken makes his way over and meets carlson who’s practicing his mannequin impression i didn’t want to scare you they sit and chat over some tea while carlson explains the true origins of the clown it’s in fact a mountain dwelling demon with skin as white as snow and a reddened nose from the blistering cold it feasts on children one for every month of winter suddenly kent’s vision begins to blur he tries to get up but collapses we cut to a few minutes later kent is restrained and carlson prepares to decapitate him he manages to break free but receives a minor flesh wound ken overpowers his captor and holds him at gunpoint we then cut to him storming his house honey there’s a man trying to kill me and he thinks i’m a demon it’s revealed his entire family is waiting in the background for an intervention can’t you gotta lay off the mushrooms okay but seriously so what’s the problem just take off the clown suit man he leads them to his car where we find a restrained carlson meg’s sister’s husband lunges at kent and attempts to tear off his wig this is a one-way ticket to snap city i’m telling you he then requests his wife meet him at the police station before driving off along the way carlson breaks free a struggle ensues and all the meanwhile kent’s transformation accelerates they end up getting in a crash and ken drags out carlson to seek out his advice while he can still give it classic twitter comeback then ken becomes fixated on something he walks forward and pushes away a man who asks if he’s okay we see cat march towards a car with two children in the back his stomach groans and growls but he ultimately overcomes the urge and runs into the woods meanwhile meg visits the police station ken never makes it so she tells the cops what she can we see the next day that meg has informed the school and her son jack not to let cat pick him up she also has a look at the book he left spooky let’s go back to what ken was up to last night after running into the woods he stumbles upon a small campsite where we find a small boy you left your dirty plate by the fire ooh almost scared me there as the boy stumbles through the dark he overhears ken’s talkative stomach he shines a light on him scaring himself in the process kent meekly asks for a little bit of food the boy obliges slowly walking up and offering a snack the next day ken visits a gas station bathroom and inspects his deteriorating condition his eyes are changing and his teeth have sharpened to a razor’s edge suddenly a bunch of field trippers stop by for a potty break ken hides in the stall stalking his prey the urges overpower him as he reaches down towards the leg fortunately he slips which snaps him back to reality he hops on a bus and sulks before visiting one of the many properties he manages as he tries to enter he’s confronted by robbie a little neighbor he asks if he’s a clown before making note of ken’s rumbling stomach whoa you’re really hungry ken warns him to stay away and enters the apartment then gives himself a fake check looking tight not like literally the suit is becoming skin suddenly we hear a knock and find that robbie has returned with a snack and some cereal you see what i did there ken closes the door and collapses in agony as he resists the inner clown we cut to meghan home with jack where they notice that young pupper is acting a fool perhaps because he ate the clown nose then kent calls in i am going to kermit suicide whoa i did not expect that well that’s the end of the movie hope you enjoyed fight meg decides she’s gonna run through all those properties in an effort to find him meanwhile ken tries his hand at woodworking as he sets up his elaborate off switch meg searches far and wide looks like she’s found the right place while she looks for the right key ken is about to finish the job suddenly the door opens startling him and saving his life oh god no you know what they say when life gives you lemons as he enjoys his meal meg pulls up she please with him to open the door and while he’s initially hesitant he eventually gives in don’t look inside she obliges and per his request ties him up in the basement then she inspects the book again and learns more about the carlson brothers it seems martin worked at a children’s cancer hospital in one of the pictures we can see his brother dressed up in the clown outfit entertaining some children somehow meg breaks into carlson’s hospital room and tries to talk to him but his jaws wired shut she reveals that she knows he was once trapped in the suit as well via pen and paper he states that only he could help her husband and also warns don’t trust him left without answers meg visits martin’s house in search of the truth in the basement she finds a medieval looking chair and a camera pointed at it we witnessed the creature in the full glory of its final form before cutting back to kent he spits out what remains of robbie before we spawn jack who just ran home from school kent calls out for him prompting jack to lean his ear against the basement door come downstairs whoa are we on tick tock jack reveals that he was bullied at school today by colton then ken asked for the bowl cutters meanwhile meg receives a call from denise asking if she’s still supposed to pick up jack because he gone oh no she rushes back to the house and the basement door is open she asked where daddy went and we got to colton’s house you guys suck balls ah the average fortnite fan look who’s here colton gets up to investigate while his friends take advantage kent corners him and while colton cower’s in fear his friends chat in the background about how he bullied jack back to meg she tucks jack into bed then finds out her beloved dog has gotten rabid carlson pulled up with the clutch wait how do you know where she live anyway he yanks out the wires in his mouth and finally gives us some much needed exposition remember this guy owns a costume shop one day he one day he received a shipment from iceland following an estate sale of some rich weirdo inside everything had rotted away except for the clown suit wanting to put it to a noble cause before selling it he visited his brother’s hospital to cheer up the kids and that was the last thing he remembered his next memory was waking up with the costume removed you see in the meanwhile his brother had offered up five terminally ill subjects in order to break the curse he also reveals that the costume is indestructible and so the only other option is cutting off the demon’s head meg refuses to take such dire action believing her husband incapable of such heinous deeds they head to the basement and carlson identifies the bones that can’t spit out as belonging to a young boy a curious jack interrupts sharing that his dad went to colton’s house meg drops jack off with her dad then we check up on our favorite fortnite player carlson speculates as to where ken could be at next oh no oh an all-you-can-eat buffet meg heads in to investigate while carson waits she searches for like 30 seconds then gives up and returns back oh my god carlson is gone what a surprise back inside one of the boys looks for his brother he crawls up the what do you call these things tube anyway he works his way up and runs into a girl don’t go up there however mama ain’t raised don’t be oh there he is and there he goes the boy saves his brother then volunteers his tribute a frenzy ensues as the severed arm slides down panicked parents rush out with their children as meg rushes back in she runs into carlson and the pair follow a blood trail before finding kent he groans and asks where am i then carlson goes in for the kill however he’s no match for the killer clown kent looms over his body while meg pleads with him to stop he can save you lady how many times does this guy have to tell you that’s not gonna happen anyway the demon assumes full control and demands if she doesn’t bring him one he’s gonna snack on jack he tells her where to bring a child then runs off meg heads out leaving carlson to face the cops alone damn she did my man’s dirty she checks up on her dad who’s considering bringing jack home for literally no reason meg begs him not to and he curiously asks about cat is he home what did he do suddenly meg spots a tribute don’t do it oh thank god meg decides to head home and we see that her dad had the same idea he finds some bones then we cut to meg arriving she confronts him and he promises to help her cover up whatever kent did but ken has different plans brutal whoa at last his final form has been achieved he demands his final sacrifice and chases after meg she arms herself in the garage and waits the demon pins her to the wall and oh i totally forgot to mention she’s pregnant as her stomach is pierced she calls out for jack to run which inadvertently prompts the clown to switch targets way to go mom jack runs away and finds a hiding spot while the creature hunts him down meg’s motherly instincts kick in and she goes ham she manages to critically injure the demon but pays for it with a chunk of flesh afterwards jack spends his final moments crying like a little bit never mind meg traps the creature by its neck as he tries to break free the chain digs deeper and deeper into its compromised neck however the demon has a trick up its sleeve wanting to save ken meg asked jack to grab some more chains and the book but jack is like what are you smoking that ain’t dead oh yeah you’re right
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Man GORILLA GLUES Clown Nose, Instantly Regrets It

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