Matt Stonie’s 10,000 Calorie EXTREME ZOMBIE NITRO Takis Fuego Challenge

Matt Stonie’s 10,000 Calorie EXTREME ZOMBIE NITRO Takis Fuego Challenge

i have new merch i’m getting fat and don’t know why for all those haters out there who say oh you should know why excuse me i don’t because it’s a medical mystery so y’all better buy this you better do it and click the link down below or i’m going to be furious i’m going to delete everything off of the youtubes and the tick ticks because i see that i’m going viral and tick tick i got 10 million views yesterday excuse me and all these people are making fun of my weight saying oh he oh he let himself go it’s called a medical mystery and i have no idea why i’m getting fat so this is to support my campaign and there’s a lot of shirts to choose from it’s just water weight it’s your fault i’m getting that i don’t know why the list goes on yadda yadda you gotta get up so click the link this is my first time ever having merch okay and besides if i was really that could i do this i think not [Music] [Music] [Music] making fun of my way well excuse me when i say it’s just waterway and also i have new merch i’m getting fat and i don’t know why click the link down below and get yourself one to support my obesity or i’m calling corporate [Music] [Applause] excuse me before i make a box to this place i’m calling corporate because they don’t sell anything and my size cheapers i actually look skinnier no your face looks like the moon i identify [Music] [Applause] my heart’s not working anymore i literally just i huh it won’t work because you’re too fat no did you say something about poopy i go three times a day i’m very regular and these people three times a month are super constipated you’re super constipated because you don’t need any vegetables because those bananas are just kind of rot keep them coming i have some pleasure our house is gonna be full of replies you’re gonna get it after this video not from you you can’t do anything i’m going you can’t even walk like what you’re sitting on i’m calling excuse me i’m perfectly healthy perfectly fat perfectly round i’m getting out of here how’s it finally working again you’re finally working yes it is because he was saying that this machine is discriminating him because it doesn’t want to move his fat body it is discriminatory absolutely click the link below to follow my patreon you’ll get exclusive weekly videos about my life plus tons of mukbangs not allowed on youtube link below i’ve been watching these these little clips back because i’m making sure that this vlog is authentic and i have to say i’ve been looking like i lost some weight you’ve been watching everything except you’re awake no no no i got a haircut recently thank you i did it myself it doesn’t help yes it makes you look fatter no i actually was saying to myself i’m like oh [ __ ] golly shapers i actually look skinnier no your face looks like the moon i identify as skinny it’s just one of me if you have anything to say it’s just one that’s not just water weight that is pure fat if it wasn’t water weight could i do this i think that now that’s a bean bag in a hurry [Music] i love cheese done i love cheese i love cheese i love cheese i love cheese uh heel spurs i think he just has big cankles and no shoes fit him i don’t know if these have enough supports for me and if they don’t i’m calling corporate unacceptable this country barely has enough support for you this country’s going down the tubes i actually have on my creeks and my crooks and they’re much better than these things jesus i’m sending this to the place you’re so dainty you’re very dainty you know that i’m telling nancy that you’re doing this i’m going to use nancy [Music] walmart walmart walmart and the wrong shoes i’m wearing the right shoes actually because i can’t first of all if you want to have cankles if you want to know why i’m even on this skewer it’s because i have heel spurs you can’t stop eating i i actually can i don’t know self-control because i know about nutrition more than you think don’t do that there’s people literally walking around this place and you’re messing up my new merch i’m getting pit stains and everything i need a new mukbang tray you need a diet i need to go on a diet my mukbang tray is out of control because i have squishy scratches on it because it’s made from tifflin and tifflin gives your blood toxicity i learned about toxins from the vegans not about cholesterol so don’t make me make ruckus in this place this is do you think this is for enough food because i need to make sure i have my double cheeseburger my two large fries even though i don’t like french fries i need enough for my noodles and my dumplings and all of my grilled cheese sandwiches and you all know my favorite food these days is fried chicken is this big enough eight dollars they have to be out of their mouth excuse me you have to be out of your mind for this to be eight dollars for a piece of tin some rinky dinky rusty krusty dusty old tin i think not dusty busty this is my husband this is exactly what i’m talking about mr potato okay look at you no one wants to buy you no one wants to get you for sale even though you try to be for sale no one wants it [Music] so here we are in nature people say i need to be more organic and natural so i went to the woods and if i see any creepy creedy creek critically created crawlers i’m gonna smash them with my foot and before you say oh nick well if you get attacked by mosquitoes it’s malaria it’s your fault it’s your fault so now i’m gonna waddle to the tree it’s my fault you got fat i’m not fat it’s just water weight here we go yeah we have the wild bull the wild pig i can hear you cheeks and joseph the wild pig in its natural habitat ouch here comes a wild american in its natural habitat for any place to sit no place to drink what kind of place is this there’s no place for me to relax ah i’m gonna get the scared diseases do you want a scooter huh i called corporate do you want a scooter is that what’s missing get me out of this torture death finally a bench cheap creepers is this gonna hold my weight i don’t think it can it better hold my weight or i’m setting this to corporate you know i’m gonna tell the president to get that reinforced for you oh it’s your thoughts making me do these videos oops my understanding you okay you need to get an ambulance no i’m hungry i’ve had i barely i haven’t eaten all day well there’s wild fruits everywhere i have anything to i’m not a bird do i look like a bird no you look bird you look like a pig i need food the pig it’s hot i’m getting the skin diseases the pig goes my diabetes is going down my diabetes going down can you be quiet this is for my subscribers i’m trying to relate about exorcism exercise exercising which literally feels like an exorcism the cicadas i’m speaking i’m speaking in the cicadas what be quiet i’m trying to do this video ah well anyways everyone says that my weight is spiraling out of control because it is it’s just water weight if it was what if it wasn’t water weight could i do this i think not i am getting fat and i don’t know why to be honest with you i’m swelling from the heat and it’s just water weight has nothing to do with the 20-piece mcnaga you just ate no it does not that’s called protein it’s called nutrition it’s called dietary functionality nutritionalizations i’m actually very triggered right now and don’t call me a karen i’m allowed to express my first amendment speech of rights those bushes remind me of salads and i don’t believe in salads looks like you don’t believe in showering i don’t believe it i don’t believe it i don’t believe in salads jesus click the link below and get yourself a cameo where i’ll make a special video just for you treat yourself or surprise someone else it makes a great gift link below oh look it’s my fat ugly wife we’re starting the mukbang how about you start a diet excuse me we are doing this video whether you like it or not these bags look make me look extra skinny no look it creates an optical illusion it makes it look like i have a waistline oh yes i know about my color palettes and i went to art history come on you human cheeseburger no i’m getting sick of that cough i’m getting sick of it i can’t even sleep i can’t even go to sleep i feel like you’re constantly coughing up hairballs it’s my water weight and you know it ah don’t make me stop how dare you don’t touch me don’t touch me you are not allowed to touch me you are not allowed to touch me you are not allowed i’m going to tell nancy sheepers creepers what are you doing why are you why are your pants down this is a respectable i’m arrogant i sweat a lot and my cheeks are sweating and i have to add them out because then they’ll feel like you spell you know i’m not speaking to you actually so be to other man quiet speaking barely you can barely speak you guys i am huffing and puffing i am out of breath because i just went to walmart and you said i got her that’s all you did i don’t know why you’re out of breath i literally don’t know why you’re out of breath why are you out of breath there’s hairs in my tongue yeah there’s hair coming from cheating on me you’re always getting hairy things in your mouth they shave i’m like you you frizzly and grizzly bear well the person having an affair with like his hair that’s why his hair excuse me my don’t anyways i just lost five pounds thank you but i’m still getting fat and i don’t know why you better all buy this shirt to put support these videos or i’m never making a video again the biggest medical mystery ever it’s disgusting it’s hairballs okay so i decided to purchase 180 of these takis zombies nitros you’re fat and you can’t stop eating no it’s because the subscribers asked for i bet they keep asking you to lose weight there’s not one soul asking you to eat more they’re all telling you to eat healthy i’ve seen all of your requests asking me to redo the talkies by matt stoney i mean listen y’all are asking me to compare this to matt stoney and me and matt stoney have a lot in common we’re very beautiful but the difference between well he’s basically skinnier more attractive richer more popular i mean where do you want to start the only thing you have in common with him is maybe that you’re human and i highly doubt that you’re human because i think you identify as a hippo yeah away get all right get all right [Applause] get off the outside if i lose three pounds and i have a miscarriage on my food baby you’re gonna get it it’s not mine not my baby i would love to see what these look like this cost me over two hundred dollars because they’re a dollar fifty joint account that i basically paid for i’m basically finding your obesity at this point be quiet let’s find out with these green zombies first time first time [Applause] that looks like salad [Music] can you just stop doing that okay so these unfortunately look like vegan food i’m already quivering and shaking just because it looks healthy mostly from your diabetes that you’re taking this i’m about to call the police woman i’m a doctor and i’m sick and tired of people in this country this backwards slow crippled decrepit just crusty crusty busty country that can’t pick up their telephone when someone rings when i try to call corporate and i’m always always calling corporate no one picks up the phone this one rusty dusty krusty bust the old nasty old country not serving enough people in this country and it’s going down the tubes well at least thirty percent of the people in this crusty country are able to wipe still because you can’t wipe [Applause] does it look like i have any problems reaching no way i’m speechless fix the camera i’m not doing it for you ah ouch stop not allowed to touch me i’m not allowed to touch me i’m allowed to do whatever i please because i’m right i’m your brother the only thing you’re allowed to do is be on a diet don’t touch me don’t touch ouch stop ow ow i’m sending this to nancy and corporate i don’t care about that so you’re not sending anything to nancy green like shrek no one’s gonna eat this first of all it reminds me of salad and the the vegetarians and the bacon food you know i would think you would like eating it because you are struck you know i mean you’re about 70 over aren’t you i’m not listening to you i’m not i’m i’ve run out of chemicals and support to go after you and your commentary you also have brain cells a long time ago look how first of all i’m burning a lot of calories a lot of manual labor having to open these one by one tittle juice wicks when the pink goes in the stink then i get diabetes you’ve heard that for a long time sweetie had what diabetes well never mind diabetes has you i don’t have diabetes anyways this is the recipe okay so one by one you get them down the clunk and that’s what they say this is made with chemicals and deliciousness because it’s miracle although i’m a little upset with america lately all these terms i’m supposed to be learning it’s really dragging me crazy all this new stuff in this life it’s not about bettering my life and so i’m speaking to my attorney about what you do how to sue this country to be honest with you i’ve had it up to here with the knit nat titty white games value people blindly support like seals excuse me where’s your brains get yourself an education you need to go to school you look like a walrus at least they look like steel you look like a natural walrus walruses are rich they’re poor rich and fat ah i’m rich in nutrition nutrients and cholesterol put that down that was expensive i know that’s what i’m drawing that’s why i’m still paying uh excuse me whose car did it go on our joint account no my cat they smell like old lady no that’s your natural smell i started nurturing home i showered before this video be quiet last week is this enough food not for you i’m trying to make a tower a tower of peasy anyways you guys i learned an art history by the lane chatter of peasy and i love cheese [Applause] make sure nothing falls do something useful don’t just sit there like a lump on the log because ouch i don’t love you anymore not like i ever did i actually have diabetes they know you do you already admitted to it i’m not scared i hope people are paying attention to this recipe it calls for a lot of precision and accuracy detail to attention that’s not very good i strive for accuracy and precision so do i [Applause] you’re gonna get after this video i don’t think you’ll have the energy too i do oh i have the energy to come after you that’s for sure yep that’s about it i am about to replenish my calories for today because i’m eating nutrition nutrients look at my tonic screen just had salad take that double chin excuse me the double chin is just water weight it’s just water weight you’re right the double chin is water and the triple chin actually look it’s gone they don’t even see it there’s a whole little tower of pisu they don’t even see my double chin from back here okay i lost weight okay we lost weight okay i switch my shirt so that i don’t get gunky on it even though this looks like gerber up chuck this is the matte stoney challenge and the challenge for the matte stoney is to eat all 10 000 calories of the zombie nitro zombie thai takis in 10 minutes no one asked for this people keep asking you to do the salad challenge no they’re not no they’re not nope i read my comments i’m like you you’re just like the waking channels are saying that people want more muffins but they literally never type give me your muffins they’re literally asking for weight loss content and you’re looking at the stand up for me you’re supposed to please stand up for me in the comments that you want to see more of these videos don’t sit there and say you want to watch me eat a salad i know you won’t even click it you lying loser love my blog it says the love of fat so we’re going to set my timer here and we’ll see if i can eat all this into into 10 seconds i mean 10 minutes playing the trumpets horns a gabriel’s form from church camp okay let’s start this show here we go go eat faster faster faster unjust you have to be perfect you have to be perfect i’m just starting give me a break faster faster like the perfect [ __ ] you have to be perfect just like them they’re all perfect you’re not perfect faster sometimes perfect click the link below and get yourself a cameo where i’ll make a special video just for you treat yourself or surprise someone else it makes a great gift link below got my wawa okay yeah the water waiting water weight limit all in water why do you do that that is literally nasty that is disgusting i’m speaking with 30 seconds they’re just so desperate hurry up hurry up i have places to be people to see hurry up ew don’t mind your beeswax you fat pigs i’m skinny how many times got to tell you i identify as skinny now so you respect that and then you can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig if you take those the paint ain’t coming in you ain’t fitting in any hole you can’t come in my hole i oh my god they know that’s an actual cesspool seen it they’ve all seen it they’ve all seen the cesspool they’re stuck in here disgusting that is so not that you are so gross and you don’t eat fast enough i’m never gonna be better than macedonia if you don’t actually eat fast enough he would be done by now you’re such a loser you are such a worthless piece of garbage i’m trying to eat this video be quiet remind me i’m going to area hurry eat faster eat faster faster get out and faster bruh you have to be perfect my breasts will stop safe eat faster your breath stinks ow hurry up i almost lost the tooth good faster you’re disappointing me you’re embarrassing me don’t drug or shoes at me faster you’re disgrace to the family you’re literally a you disgrace such a mistake hector that’s i’m trying to do this video you tried better stop throwing your shoes at me i can say whatever i wanted you i married you eat faster faster faster faster you’re such a loser eat faster you loser faster stop it faster faster you are a pain in the in your pig stop why did you take off all your plugs i did not do that that is not true put it down for my visual piece you are disrupting my visual piece that’s your food you are disrupting my visual piece put your clothes back on jesus barry don’t bring up jesus mary or cheap screamers jesus mary and joseph i try to do this video i’m sending this to corbett ouch you are a wreck when you put them in here they work actually i’m sick of watching your fat body we’ll look the other way i was born this way you’re born skinny you know it was your choice to look like this it’s called a miracle mystery it’s called being human snorlax it’s called being a medical mystery you have no respect for people of differences everyone comes in different shipping sizes i came in this size so you identify as a dumpling now ignore him literally a pork bun add more him um no more padding on my food my feet [Music] oh my god six minutes you’re wasting my time i like to reclaim my time i sound like barbara walter who’s that girl to that lady in the capitol barbara whoppers barbara walters yes she’s somebody that’s more successful and richer than i’ll ever be reclaiming my time no no jason waterfall go go jason waterfall he up in that [Applause] but senate you look more like chris christie than barbara holters what it’s true it’s true you literally look like i’m excuse me no offense to chris christie mine is reserved for people who are attractive just about everybody’s more attractive than you are though oh paper there’s paper in here good fiber paper i i ate paper that’s the only fiber you’ve had a week congratulations i ate paper it’s your fault making me do this video i’m gonna have to go to the air blitz now jesus man joseph i have to go to the ambulance and if i go to the everlasting you are gonna get it good this is your fault make me i ate paper because i do not say i’m driving i’m sending this to the place there’s only one minute left i think you just sent us to your cardiologist so he knows exactly what’s causing all your problems uh-oh it’s medical mystery be quiet food does not affect your body it’s called it’s called genes it’s called being fat but okay i have jeans yeah you don’t fit into any genes my how i was born determine this so if i’m getting fat and i don’t know why it has nothing to do with this well i’m sold thank you medical mystery well [Music] i’m full you’re gonna finish your food i can’t don’t just run out and shoot me i’m all out it’s actually really good i can’t stop you didn’t get to 360 pounds by eating salads let’s just say that you’re gonna get it after this video i can’t even drink this it’s full of stuff goodbye i didn’t make matt stone’s challenge but matt stoney meet me in the alley we can toss it up and do it in there okay no i mean like we can meet and we can greet he won’t even meet you in the cabins when it’s all dark we can meet and do it and what i mean do it i mean have a competition see who is um who is i’m gonna fill that in that was a perfect lineup for you i’m so dumb i’m gonna meet you in the backpack and we’re gonna have a competition obviously and when i say we’re going to meet up and do it that’s what we’re having a competition to see who is more popular no who is more relevant excuse me we’re going to have a competition to see who is fatter ignore him we’re gonna have a competition match judy and we’re gonna see who is failure it’s ten minutes i lost and it’s your fault you lost everything you even lost you lost the genetic pool like you got the bad you got you got the worst the worst thing ever out of the genetic draw medical mystery medical mystery ah not hi it’s me i’d like to thank all my patrons for supporting this video and an even bigger thank you to my executive producers jamie baby cotto princess abby and sea butter if you’d like to support my channel a little bit extra or if you just want to see the real unfiltered side of these videos click the link in the description 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Matt Stonie\'s 10,000 Calorie EXTREME ZOMBIE NITRO Takis Fuego Challenge

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