OH LAWD HE’S GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL..and he’s definitely “teenager-ing” these days.

OH LAWD HE’S GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL..and he’s definitely “teenager-ing” these days.

[Music] yes [Music] all right so tina is playing in the background but the point is is me and julian just finished his back to school shop and we had to come out and get a couple of more things and now we are done and i am glad because shopping with a teenager is so much oh we didn’t finish shopping fun okay but for you remember what they said just bring a notepad and a pen because they’re gonna tell you everything that you need [Music] i just want y’all to see the kind of abuse that i go through as a mother with boys do you hear me do you hear me we’re trying to go to the grocery store and get a list together cause i’m making spaghetti tonight and he just stuck his finger like on my nose and on the top of my lip and i say chad we got the whole delta virus out here hold on i redact that the delta airlines out here flying everywhere julian and what did you do i told him his hands have been everywhere so do you know what this child does he says what’d you say say what didn’t say anything i ain’t watching tv [Music] he was like yeah my hands happen everywhere and he proceeds to scratch his balls okay touch all over his phone and be like yeah like i’m not touching you boys are gross do you hear me yes you did you just watch he doesn’t value his life but because i’m holding the camera i’mma let him survive why would i i have such an esteem such rank whatever juices thing to my to my poor mommy nobody could even understand what you saying through that muzzle you got on your mouth i think he’s been watching too many disney movies you know boovs the movie home and one of the boobs that was in charge had a shusher i’m not the one to be shushing oh he got one more time y’all he got one more time why would i even do that to you that that would be unacceptable you hear me i just know that i get yo i get i’m so disgusted by these boys they nasty nasty can we go into the store now if you touch my face again with the fingers i’ma break every single finger on your hand no children were harmed in the making of this video julian has all nine fingers okay this is why you have a kid so they can push the cart good job he said good job yo i don’t know what i’m gonna do with him y’all i don’t know [Music] all right this one’s this one okay okay do we have everything i’m making spaghetti tonight if you’re wondering [Music] you might like it on a bagel i’m trying to make dinner right now trying to make dinner right now trying to keep my energy up because i really haven’t eaten anything all day the only thing that i ingested was this beet juice and i got another one because it was really good um oh you put my beet juice at you okay here it goes uh this one shake it up shake it up shake it up i drank this and i’m not really hungry um but i definitely am looking forward to dinner so for dinner i’m making spaghetti and i need to finish that up [Music] i’m also making some okra do you guys like okra i like okra i’m making some okra in the pan with a little bit of onion and i chopped up some sausages into like smaller bite-sized pieces and i’m adding my meat to my sauce right now and dinner’s going to be ready in like the next i don’t know 15 minutes here we go [Music] why can’t we move on with [Music] [Music] [Music] if i can’t live without [Music] [Music] trying to make [Music] start breezy i need a coffee today i need something hard i need something thank you for tasting starbucks my name’s emily what’s your name last night i had way too much fun with my family um i didn’t get home too late like i ain’t even gonna lie i was grown last night but it was so much fun because it was like my aunt and my uncle and my cousin it’s always a good time when you have fun with your family but today i need a coffee because girl that’s just the way i’m feeling i’m feeling coffee-ish i’m feeling very coffee-ish right now i have julian in the car with me teenagering and uh we’re on our way to the dojo to pick something up for him i guess he’s been a exemplar exemplary exemplary exam example eric cha i’m from florida and we don’t he’s been a very good example of what a person should be at karate so they want to give him something hello hi so we’re going there example exemplar it’s bothering me that i can’t say that word okay hi it’s going to be 6 40. okay 6 40. i can’t say the word exemplary exemplary exam being a good example exemplary what’s the word exemplary exemplary girl yes you’re a blessing emily girly was killing me i’m so southern i couldn’t get it out child oh goodness was gracious me she she emily said a child yeah she said you’re taking starbucks oh they’re hiring oh barrisses make 12 an hour and then a shift supervisor makes 15 24 an hour let me come find out i’m about to give me a job at either target or starbucks wow okay crazy thanks y’all better come get your job at starbucks i might do it i would want to work the morning shift like the earliest morning shift because i don’t want i don’t want to be here all day you know what i’m saying but i would i mean i am not against working multiple jobs shout out to everybody that has multiple jobs or clocks into a job i don’t know i don’t know if i’m a people person necessarily like i don’t work well with others but like being around other people and like being friends i’m good at that but working with people once somebody tell me what to do i’m just over it why are you telling me what to do nah i don’t like i don’t like that i don’t like that i don’t like it but that’s just something that i got to work on god is still working on me all right everybody see what’s going on up in this karate y’all i can’t even get one sip of my coffee he done hopped out the car child that i said wait for me several times my glasses are fogging up all right come on child this guy’s going to high school high school he going to high school high school awesome julian high five starting high school tomorrow [Music] okay all right we got to do some last minute shopping bye [Applause] oh yeah yeah he’s going to be coming okay he’s a he’s a he’s a black belter something child all right mastermore see ya hi you want to go to target yeah okay well do you want to go to okay you can go talking okay because i have something to turn in at target anyway because izzy didn’t want the lunch box that i got him it’s being a weirdo all right cool my car is dirty yeah target has become the department store that i knew it would always become you guys um they’re remodeling like crazy up in here so now we have to find our way back to the wayback machine sherman and peabody and find izzy another lunchbox because he doesn’t like spiderman oh i think it’s gonna fall dear brother is not an animal he’s just max he’s just oh my gosh you know there’s have you ever heard of the muppet babies yeah there’s a a muppet one red one and his name is animal i know that’s max i mean this is definitely my child julian has no chill whatsoever do you guys like seeing julian in the vlogs comment down below this guy’s going to high school and he’s he’s teenager i if i do say so myself julian has been teenagering up in through these streets of life make it stop because he just compared his brother maximus to animal from the muppet babies i rest my case i could right now i think i’m delirious because i’m doing this detox today and i forgot that i didn’t eat nothing and when we rolled up to that chick-fil-a i really wanted to order something and i had to pray you know these are life life this is why i can’t talk that’s why i couldn’t say the word earlier exemplar exemplary exemplary i still can’t do it because my brain just it’s not functioning right exactly example exact love mary lament who is who is exemplary mary exemplary child i know who the people are exactly nice exactly mary what’s the shell i don’t even know like i’m so confused so yeah i need to drink some more of this juice i’m gonna show you guys this juice that i got at home that i’m drinking i will probably eat some greens yeah you should be eating um like a bowl of greens cause i’m just not with like starving myself it’s just like a detox it’s not like for weight loss it’s just a detox it’s just oh keep everything going like for just good immune health because you know child we in the middle of the delta airlines i’ve been saying that like every single video anyway julian got something to eat we’re about to run into walmart hopefully this is our last trip out he he need a backpack little baby need a backpack hey did you roll up the window can you roll up the window please because last time he left my window down all right we’re going into walmart to pick up some last minute things let’s go all right i think we got everything that we need chips yogurt lots of fruit we’re going to get real creative with lunch this year what a tired julian yeah okay all right so i think we’re done for now although i couldn’t find any like drinks all the drinks are gone y’all two are arguing i just why are you guys always arguing next week you know actually information this is a negotiation oh he said this is a negotiation well why don’t you guys negotiate yourselves in the house close that back trunk door and get that trash out of my car wow you know what i’m i’mma be an exemplary parent right now okay i’m gonna be a role model this god is watching and the best friends are watching out there too and i’m trying to be the best version of mate today and my kids want me to choose violence and i don’t want to choose violence okay so i’ma just i’ma just choose this moment to handle the situation properly i am going to speak firmly i am going to deepen my voice and if anyone has a problem with my tone you can kick rocks with an open toe shoot be blessed julian stop playing with me get him out of the trunk it was funny though it was i have to admit it was fun i’m too hungry for this oh do [Music] i’m sorry
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