Real Ass Podcast #733 – Eddie Eggplant (H. Foley, Doug Uram And Chris From BK)

Real Ass Podcast #733 – Eddie Eggplant (H. Foley, Doug Uram And Chris From BK)

fill her up you’re listening to the gas digital network [Music] what up [ __ ] it’s the real ass podcast it’s your boy lewisha gomez thanks for your last dude ultimate minority out of comedy i got a lot of names international superstars after mikko hey nobody he’s funny he’s a psycho he’s a real ass dude i was double teaming this chick with her husband now he’s selling coke in heaven are you [ __ ] ready [ __ ] it’s the only real podcast left out there flop flop ladies and gentlemen it’s your boy the international superstar zach omiko he’s not gonna be able to talk for 10 minutes because he’s got a breath hey listen i prepared for that it’s your boy holding down the fort because lucha gomez is out on assignment it’s one of those episodes where i’m in charge so for those of you that know this already just turn it off i know you don’t like me the rest of you let’s have some fun uh i am joined by one of my stalwarts one of my favorite people in the world and one of my favorite people to broadcast with chris from brooklyn what’s going on zach how you doing buddy thanks for having me absolutely thank you for being here we got two wonderful guests uh formerly yeah doug bryan now doug urum yeah yeah uh changing it up a little and we want to make sure everybody uh knows that switch over so our good friend doug bryant is now doug urum welcome what’s up guys what’s that all about i was uh i had a name that i [ __ ] used when i was like 22 21 years old in comedy and some guy told me like uh doug urum’s not a real show business name uh you should probably change that i can’t see that name being big and i [ __ ] listened to him and i kept it all the way till i was 30. and i remember feeling well i told him outside that uh somebody brought me up like this guy tells it like he’s [ __ ] honest then i’m like but i have a fake name and that got to me one day and i was like [ __ ] uh starlight i had to [ __ ] change it to you we’ve been friends for six years i didn’t know your [ __ ] name a lot of people said that a lot of [ __ ] they’re like you think you know somebody like i don’t say that what the [ __ ] i felt so bad i mean we’ve all between our years in stand-up have seen some bad stages yeah yeah it could have been [ __ ] worse but still like it [ __ ] got to me and then is that your real last name yeah your last name is jerome yeah what nationality is that hungarian nice yeah i’m a quarter hungarian and mostly uh don’t say i would have said is that obvious i don’t know before we go any further of course for mario garbage we’ve got h fully oh fellas thanks i like this this has a [ __ ] last day of school substitute teacher vibe man i [ __ ] dig it yeah just looking at the clock you guys put on a movie uh what is that’s my other podcast uh what is the worst stage name do you think you’ve you’ve seen i mean i age foley takes a lot of heat i’ll tell you that really yeah i take a lot of [ __ ] for that like why don’t you just go by henry because you remember h foley more that’s right it’s got a little zip to it yeah but there is a story behind them i’m named after my grandfather so i always wanted to and there was a little plaque above my crib that said h foley i always did he go by h no he called him his name was harry okay but my cousins did this like thing in woodshop that just said h foley on it and i know he’s burning into his brain from when his grandfather was raping him in the yeah you still have the plaque yes plaque’s in my uh my nephew’s room now oh and he’s an age foley good for him oh that’s cool that’s sweet i think the little garbage linergy right there i mean it’s it’s it’s the jersey car it’s like the jersey road comics that all have like the worst like eddie spaghetti was the worst one any [ __ ] spaghetti he was a black guy it made no [ __ ] sense we’re a cowboy hat eddie eggplant but double you do road gigs in jersey this is johnny hollywood oh that’s the worst [ __ ] day he’s never been hollywood never left new jersey yeah exactly hard rock he’s never had a good show i’ve never seen it happen i’ve heard it happen but i’ve never seen it it’s good well there’s the comedy nickname which has pretty much that’s gone now right what like his name who i really like the guy but like rich carucci used to be the steamroller which by the way doesn’t sound positive no no it sounds like he steamrolls over the comedy well he was a lot [ __ ] fatter when they gave him that name yeah like he’s the only guy scene who gets like he looks younger as he gets [ __ ] older like when i first met him he was young but he was so into drugs he looked like [ __ ] like benjamin buttons yeah that was my first paid gig was him and i opened for otto and george yes yes i opened for that bastard too that was so dude i remember before the gig otto was so pissed off and like i’m excited because you know i [ __ ] listen to ona and all that [ __ ] and then otto comes out like i just want to go to [ __ ] home this gig [ __ ] sucks and i’m like oh okay i’m sorry yeah when i opened for auto and george i’m going to ask you to watch my set 20 minute conversation with the waitress on whether or not he should eat his burger before or after his set i was like this is this is the mark of true profession yeah as i’m in a [ __ ] pizzeria 23 in franklin new jersey right was the plank wrote in and see buckets dude they were so bad those gigs would i don’t i think like this dude joe d piccoli ran into some [ __ ] like that oh yeah anytime you hear an italian last name when somebody’s running shows you know it’s gonna [ __ ] suck and sure enough it did we’re off the highway and just like six or seven people staring at us and otto goes i think the first joke he told was like uh like black girls vaginas looked like a [ __ ] stab wound in a gorilla’s back and i was like i thought i was [ __ ] dying oh i always heard the black girl’s dress looks like a wallet that’s what it was yeah that was that was it it looks like a [ __ ] wallet yeah uh dude i mean talk about committing to your act though dude he was great with like he was so [ __ ] uh a who’s the lady that chopped off her husband’s dick lorena this was 2012. yeah he did a lorena bobbitt joke he did uh i think kevorkian material did it kill oh yeah yeah oj2 we had an o.j [ __ ] chase last summer [Laughter] on a jfk bit yeah and the puppet’s head and the yeah but once you’ve committed to building the prop i mean you got it that’s pretty good he did great i admire him very much and then he would do a honeymooners reference after the [ __ ] puppet’s head would fly put the top up norton they’re shooting at us [ __ ] kill me every time but that’s an older crowd so they would all get that oh yeah they all understood i don’t i think even like younger generations like even after us they’ll know what the [ __ ] happened to jfk yeah they won’t know what a puppet is oh yeah they’re [ __ ] it’s not like fortnight yeah the worst and i don’t know if you have experience like the worst uh act that i’ve ever had open for who’s the guy chi chi from scarface oh yeah angel salazar yup still doing coke god bless him still [ __ ] doing it there’s still there’s no still dragging him out of closets yeah doing blow to get on stage he was elderly when i opened for him it was a hotel in jersey um naked that was dude his closer is he still doing that he’s closer i mean he’s an old man yeah he takes out a boom box and he has a box of costumes yeah but the references are so dated that he has to walk up to the microphone and say which one it is ah jesus starts doing sp like shaking his butt to springsteen and then he at one point he puts on like a multi-colored wig from party city and just like acts gay for a second and walks down the mountain goes he’s boy george i did a show with him in maryland we had to take all of his [ __ ] down it was like [ __ ] what it was probably all of his props i think he was in between homes at the time to be honest with you did you have a black guy in the crowd or did he make someone the black guy i don’t remember what i what there was no black people there and he had a bunch of crowd work for a black guy so he went you might you are the black guy and he pointed and then he would have call back throughout the whole night and be like and the black guy is thinking this and just point at a white guy who was sitting there his act has been the same since i [ __ ] seen him [ __ ] eight years ago starting comedy he has not changed oh no i think it’s the same since oh yeah 80s oh yeah wait well [ __ ] away before that yeah but i mean i saw him at the strip i think it was about like maybe six or seven years ago and then i saw him at broadway same exact [ __ ] thing wait is he did he start doing that after he was in scarface so he could be in stuff or was he always doing that and they were like we got to get that guy in this gangster flick i think it’s i think he did scarface and then he started doing comedy and then he was like nobody in this country has seen univision i can do this yeah it’s the 80s carlito’s weight too shannon yeah i just have um i have a special of his from 2019 i don’t know if you guys wanted to watch some of it he has a special one 29 yeah his [ __ ] song it says mellow productions presents angel salazar live comedy show same thing from 1981 yeah i want to see it that’s right here we go yep mellow productions oh shannon’s in the front the left he’s killing they’re loving it this just looks like white ladies outside of a home depot getting hit on by the mexican guys right [Laughter] so good looking you are the most beautiful people i have ever oh [ __ ] what in god’s name it makes you want to quit hillbilly like it’s so bad it’s so bad dude there’s nothing behind it no it’s soulless well dude the guy i don’t know how his heart is still [ __ ] beating i really don’t know also all that blow based on his teeth i think he’s just doing blow to get to normal yeah it shows hey he’s just trying to level out yeah do you want to see the end yes desperately i want to see if if he does the i want to see if you ow jesus christ why are we [ __ ] on this guy that’s true it’s pretty good we need a taxi we’ll let you know that was an arab guy i guess yeah yeah [Music] that jesus [ __ ] christ there you go i just got a pair of underwear like that those are the same underwear from the 80s [Music] this is what he does yeah the elastic is going in those yeah yeah tiny whities are a tough look that bit used to be longer but then he got older dude they’re cracking they’re oddly bent in the middle [Music] it looks like he’s got a decent piece on him yeah because life is unfair it doesn’t work though all right dude are you getting away with feeling the chicks tits yeah we’re crossing the line here all right i’ll pause it can somebody find he’s gonna [ __ ] that lady this makes bob levy eating uh blue cheese out of women’s [ __ ] look dignified yeah i’ve always wanted to see that bit i’ve never [ __ ] i’ve always heard about it i’ve never seen him do it i’ve only i’ve only seen him a few times i’ve never seen i think he like cleaned up yeah he stopped doing it right [ __ ] man did you ever witness that no no vegan bubbly no i’ve only seen levy once long said i saw him with colin at an italian restaurant and it was actually pretty awesome yeah he’s still doing those gigs like those [ __ ] italian restaurants and [ __ ] he’ll be in morristown this weekend all right well i’m glad we got everybody else’s plugs out of the way let’s do ours yeah he’s working baby he’s working let’s do ours uh foley what do you want people to check out my friend uh the arty garbage podcast of course uh kevin and i are gonna be at uh magubes august uh 26th in timonium maryland and august 25th we’re going to be at the stress factory in new brunswick new jersey come out for a live stand-up show and at the end we play ru garbage at the crowd it’s going to be a great time one of my absolute [ __ ] favorites you guys are the best players check them out yeah come see your show come see one of those shows what do you want people to look at i’ll be at some place in pennsylvania on the 26th i can’t remember exactly where you’re [ __ ] not leaving oh i believe i’m right down there [ __ ] i suck and then i’ll be at the parent bunch in september but i’m taking a lot of time off of that month of september to hunt that’s the only time i [ __ ] take off i forgot that about it do you have an extra gun can i come hunting with you yeah yeah you’re a hunter i am where’d you grow up new jersey really yeah all those old days we hunted i got a tree stand in patterson actually what do you hunt dear dear yeah look at you oh it’s beautiful can’t wait the only time i missed comedy is [ __ ] to do that [ __ ] put a pit in that because i want to talk about that more chris what do you want people to look at uh notes of lagoon is my solo podcast and then high society radio uh every thursday at eight here on gas digital network and uh we got catalyst wrestling coming back september 17th in jersey city correct yep on erie street in jersey city uh limited capacity i think it’s like 85 seats available um i think it’s half sold out or if not sold close to sold out already you’re giving me the stick i’m on commentary come here get out and i’ll be there with the hudson county horror show as well so have a lot of fun out there and then uh yeah follow me on instagram zach it’s not funny check out my other shows and network bye guys with ianfi dance catalyst wrestling and zack miko’s midnight spook show fridays at midnight this evening is myself napoleon emil and eagle wit watching american guinea pig bouquet of guts and gore it was on a list of the most unwatchable uh hardest movies to sit through in history it is literally two women getting chopped up for an hour oh that’s gonna be a fun one and i’m very excited but napoleon and eagle had to watch it eagle and napoleon are both great they did not i don’t think they expected it and then they both said that there was no way they were gonna have to look away and then there was a point where all three of us lose it so i would uh i would check that out and then uh lewis and i will be at bj ryan’s in connecticut this thursday the 26th and then be sure to go to louis of skanks.com for all of lewis’s road dates a bunch of stuff coming up in the uk with michael bisping and guest digitalnetwork.com use the promo code rap get yourself a seven day free trial to not just this show but all the other great shows available on the network on demand access to every episode the racist live chat all that fun stuff podcastmerch.com uh you get real podcast merch sent to your door and um follow lewis on twitch as well all right doug yeah i have taken an interest recently yeah and i want to know your thoughts uh i want to go prairie dog hunting prairie dog is there even prairie dogs around here no i want to go somewhere northern california yeah oh yeah that’s true they spread that [ __ ] around i’ve been watching who knows who is the plague they got monkey pox and [ __ ] no they carry the bubonic play it’s like a problem really they say there’s more bubonic plague and prairie dogs in like the northern states of the united states than there ever was in europe really yeah more than [ __ ] rats in new york city probably oh [ __ ] yeah kill them all so i’ve been watching two things one i’ve been watching wrist rocket yeah uh spear fishing which is the coolest yeah it’s a [ __ ] spear on a slingshot with a string on it and you brain the fish and then reel them in yeah it’s fun and then sniper prairie dog hunting because people will hire people because i know this we watch it on the show once and we’re like why the [ __ ] are people killing these little prairie things they’re so cute they are cute and then by the way they’re like they’re really getting them like they’re not they’re not going ow and falling like they’re exploding smashing them in the [ __ ] head yeah they’re doing air guns but it’s because prairie dogs dig holes out in fields and if you have livestock they step in it and break their legs yeah so if you have goats cows whatever if you get prairie dogs you wind up losing a bunch of your livestock that’s the same reason why you kill groundhogs really they create holes in the [ __ ] ground and the jerk-off cows step in the hole and they bust their little legs and then you know now you gotta kill [ __ ] that was so italian yeah he got this [ __ ] dumb cow come along [ __ ] dumb bro he’s half a [ __ ] brush oh falls in the [ __ ] hole [ __ ] him [ __ ] off now i gotta cook all this meat and i gotta make a sauce it’s not even sunday yeah ah what the [ __ ] i don’t wanna see that jesus you got him right that looks like a puppy this is the worst one dude he hits two one bullet oh he does he does rewi that’s talent right there my favorite about that is they look like they were taught like man i just feel so safe with you i love you so much oh because you are you have no idea what you mean this is sponsored by matthews look at that how’s your day great how about you i just rang look at the blood squirting out of his [ __ ] neck holy [ __ ] do you have weaponry that would be capable of that no no no that’s like a snake what are your [ __ ] cannon i have a shotgun and a bow and arrow a shotgun kill with a shotgun you put slugs in it like single single shot slugs to shoot a deer yeah sure do you have to get real close for that no 100 yards something like that jesus yeah it’s nice i hit one across the field a couple years ago got her right in the night i didn’t know i hit her i thought she ran and then the next day i go back and there she was i was like oh look at that there’s a there’s the deer i shot and i had to gutter out and everything no doubt a day later it’s okay yeah yeah it’s fine as long as the coyotes and buzzards and [ __ ] don’t and it was in like uh january just froze overnight yeah dude trying to gut a frozen deer was the hardest thing i’ve ever done it doesn’t move it just it’s like a cherry italian ice i mean they’re cool it’s nice what am i [ __ ] 13 again yeah okay so let’s just take a wild assumption that i’m incredibly ignorant to the side of the of life uh and you have to get that all of that [ __ ] back to your truck then yeah you gotta drive up like you know you’re trying to heavy [ __ ] you gotta [ __ ] drag it like all this dead weight up like hills and [ __ ] like i’m already doing that without an animal [Laughter] put yourself on the hood of the car [Laughter] these calves are so heavy i gotta get over this so you have to put it over your shoulder and just like tie a rope around its neck and i bring it over my shoulder and i drag it up the [ __ ] that’s the [ __ ] they never show yeah they never showed up they always say like the work is done after you shoot the animal like the easiest part is killing them the hardest part is what you got to do after you’re going to take all his guts out and all that stuff all the guts and one there was [ __ ] one september day it was 85 degrees out and i shot it doe and she was big and i had to drag her out of the [ __ ] woods up a hill almost [ __ ] married now she’s hanging up on my wall and uh do you get them taxidermied no not the does those they just use them for me okay the bigger bucks with the antlers and [ __ ] those are the ones i put on my wall do you have that in your like your apartment and there you go there there’s the one on my wall now look at all the blood on my pants jesus that one was sloppy so doug i panicked bought a crossbow when i thought the world was ending yeah that’s what you were gonna use a crossbow i don’t know how long it takes yeah yeah i didn’t realize that until uh it showed up in my house yeah you got a musket yeah might as well i thought it was gonna be like dusty dawn or it was like a shotgun action crossbow so now i have that can i kill a deer with that yeah yeah yeah i killed that deer with the crossbow and then i switched over to a compound i think it was on the screen that was a good shot though that thing it opened wide when you said it’s sloppy what was that what would that entail where did you hit it what i did it was it’s called quartering and it was quartering real like if like something’s facing you and then it starts quartering like this and like its head is this way and its ass is facing you and i hit it on the side and the broad heads i were using they’re called expandables or uh mechanicals and when they hit they open so it leaves a giant wound like you know so they it’s more humane it kills the animal that way and i i hit it and it went in and as it went in it went in on an angle and the broadhead opened up and it left a gash like in one of those pictures i covered the gash with leaves so you don’t see it but the gash was about this big and the blood was just sounds like my ex-wife see where the leaves are right there that’s how big the gash was in his side oh [ __ ] jesus covering up the crime huh uh-huh i had to cover the italian of you know how to clean up the blood with your honor he was like that when i found him uh now does your family like hit you up for venison no everybody hunt a lot no my father used to but he’s getting old and fat and diabetic so he doesn’t do it no more he’s not hunting anymore nah who do you go he will but he’s myself just go buy yourself out of the woods and where do you put all this meat i put it i [ __ ] bring him to the butcher shop and uh like it’s about an hour away and i gotta bring him over there reality be a long time before i eat another thing from saturday come on i got two deer for you got to hurry up these guys come in to work but you don’t have a [ __ ] like a hunter’s meat freezer in your apartment in new york no i don’t my [ __ ] freezer is like this [ __ ] big and i’m stuffing deer meat into the goddamn and that’s all i have i don’t buy any chicken anything else until i get enough room you want to go out for ice cream can i get too much [ __ ] beer making deer meat ice cream i can’t have nothing venison’s all right i’ll say that i feel bad but it’s [ __ ] good oh you like venison yeah it’s delicious why would you feel bad because i don’t know a little deer cute little face so they didn’t i was driving back and forth to central new york last summer though and they didn’t issue hunting licenses during covid the same at the same level really and there was some more dead deer going back and forth from brooklyn to utica than i had ever [ __ ] seen on that i hit a dead deer [ __ ] two in the morning because they’re just all over the [ __ ] road yeah it’s crazy you wrote did he [ __ ] up the bottom of your card rental oh good good [ __ ] them they’ll take care of it yeah finally yeah they do i [ __ ] seen i saw a truck an 18-wheel truck smash a goddamn deer the deer exploded but the [ __ ] truck was indented because that’s how hard he hit this [ __ ] deer and they’re like solid muscle so when he hit it just left this huge indent of the [ __ ] deer in his goddamn truck look at the cartoon i [ __ ] love you buddy everything he says it’s gold all right guys let’s take a quick second and thank one of our favorite sponsors and one of our biggest supporters here at real ass podcast fume uh that’s spelled f-u-m it is a natural inhaler that makes it easy to get the benefits of the world super plants on the go it is a canadian made wooden inhaler with no electronics and cores filled with only the benefits of super plants with no added chemicals you know george washington’s penis was a canadian made wooden inhaler you just sucked it out i didn’t know that but that would explain the teeth as well uh fume is a natural and portable tool for allergy relief and relaxation and a great nicotine replacement tool with its pocket fit all you have to do is slide your favorite core into the fume and breathe in the benefits of mother nature uh 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rent yep uh get her phone turned back on wait in august uh end of september there’s gonna be a lot of venmo links involved venmo requests a lot of i have a special needs child that you haven’t heard about yet yeah why do you say that i know why a lot of immunodeficiencies yeah i’m sick and i can’t works yeah a lot of girls asking for money because i know what you’re talking about only fans to limit sexually explicit content starting in october that’s that’s what that whole thing was created for during the pandemic was for like girls to show their snatch when they lost their job as a receptionist so i actually just read something i think whoever created only fans might be a real [ __ ] yeah because apparently it was a web developer who developed a very similar site for a sex worker and then just stole everything and when she was like hey that’s my website he just was like i’ll dox you i have all the information wait what are you talking about so they stole that idea of only fans yeah i think he stole the idea from another sex worker oh it was a greasier version of the social network yes yeah so yeah apparently i was reading that a trick had hired this web developer to make what would become a different version of only fans yeah he went this is great yeah i could make a lot of money off this and but he made it so technically it’s his right but she hired him to do it it was her idea hey do this yeah i gotcha then he just took the guts of it made his own version and when she was like hey that’s my idea you’re stealing and then i hired you to do he was like i have all your information you’re a prostitute i’m gonna put you in jail i don’t know how do you even prove that i don’t think you can i don’t so what is can anyone shannon maybe you can enlighten me pull up an only fancy page uh what is the purpose of that are they trying to go mainstream cause i’ve seen like floyd mayweather’s on there like working out like are they just trying to turn it into like a lot i’ll look into celebrities lives as opposed to like a porn site that’s like another instagram well all those girls were on patreon and then patreon got rid of explicit content completely and then that’s what made only fans kind of blow up so it seems like they’re trying to keep investors and sponsors happy by not having too crazy of sexually explicit yeah they can still have news but they can’t have like penetration is that it yeah so it does seem that they haven’t they haven’t released what the specific details are yet but in this one article it says specifically this the subscription service will no longer allow content that was quote recorded in or being broadcast from a public place where members of the public are reason reasonably likely to see the activities being illustrated oh okay that makes sense oh so that’s like public sex so no more girls masturbating in their cause you know we’re a fan of the same thing he’s almost back with the deer it’s really cold in here it’s january my fingers have frostbite there’s a dead deer in the backseat what the [ __ ] you doing in here [ __ ] okay this might be a specifically me thing but do you guys did you guys watch like e [ __ ] when that was yes yes you know if yeah e f u k t it was like all like [ __ ] up videos i used to watch it more explicit for example there was a video in there of a woman it’s the one i always think of getting her [ __ ] fisted and she was very thin and the woman the girl fisting her ass opened her hand and you could see her hand through her belly oh it’s on disney plus and what on that was i i think it was e [ __ ] it might have been another site my friend stefan showed it to me years ago it was called sounds like a real classy individual well he came out of that machine before that he was steve urkel one of my best friends in college shout out stefan elnobly my buddy oh this guy’s a creep he showed me a video running back in a d1 college it was called shake that bear oh jesus christ shannon can you google shake that i don’t know if it’s online anymore but now so we’ll bring our all our conversations to a middle point here it was a hunting porno yeah and uh it was a guy shoots a bear there’s like sad music you watch him hunting there and then he [ __ ] his chick on the bear oh what the [ __ ] oh my god it’s not consensual yeah i mean caveman airship that bears like comfy he’s like a couch he’s hairy he’s fat that’s that’s nice to [ __ ] up why would anna’s looking for that i would imagine on a primitive level like you said you got it that’s probably yeah you got to be jacked up you just [ __ ] instinctively yeah the [ __ ] you know the tricks decent too oh it’s not some like hunting slob what was that it was that chick that wasn’t even on e [ __ ] remember that chick um was like touching a put deer blood all over her face and took like an instagram video yeah a few years ago she was hot she was just like it was like freddy got fingered but real there are hot hunter people out there it’s all marketing like i follow all those hunting [ __ ] uh instagram pictures it’s like hot chicks and bikinis yeah it’s always but here’s the thing i heard that a lot of them don’t hunt like it’s just all like for marketing and [ __ ] like that yeah that’s a little well shannon’s looking for that of course have you guys seen the viral video going around about um the three little bears in shrek no it’s so [ __ ] okay so you know in shrek um they round up all the magical animals yeah and then shrek frees them right or whatever uh when you watch it they have the three little bears and the dad bear and the sun bear are in one cave and the mom bears in another cage and then when all the animals get freed they’re all happy except in the background is the papa bear and the baby bear and the baby bear’s crying and when you go to lord farquaad’s house yeah he’s got a bare skin rug and it’s got a little pink bow on it yeah it’s the mom bear oh that’s [ __ ] they showed alive earlier oh my god if you guys could find that as well i love it wow that was quick easter eggs yeah yep there it is [ __ ] up but they show her alive at the beginning of the movie that’s [ __ ] hilarious god bless disney for doing [ __ ] like that’s dreamworks not disney is it dreamworks wait so disney had nothing to do with it no shrek is um a parody of disney movie yep see yeah she’s there and they left the ball on her head oh poor little baby bear got his mama into a rug uh did you guys find shake that bear or is that banned from the internet okay so the closest thing i found was one screenshot of it and that i that i think you can share this yep oh my god that’s it just one screenshot oh dude it was so great it was he’s [ __ ] her and then she’s holding on to the bear and he goes yeah shake that bit shake that [ __ ] bear wouldn’t the bears thinking of like [ __ ] himself and they do it bears smell [ __ ] horrendous i’m sure it’s terrible yeah they stink and they’re covered with ticks she has ticks crawling up her snatch and everything sweet girl huh yeah these little angels man gets coming out of their heads so that technically would be tricky not only because that’s the woods i guess you can’t yeah the woods aren’t public so that’s the only thing my fans are saying that you just they can’t do it i’d imagine they’re gonna nae nae penetration at some point that i think that’s a ways off yeah yeah i think they’ll start doing like it’ll be like gaping then it’ll be like milk enemas okay you know first they came for our public sex then they came for our gapes then they came from and then see i vote no kings left imagine most of the sex workers i’ve been with have been larger gals so when sites have a no pink rule it’s like yeah okay just don’t lift your stomach imagine that meeting they have to have it only fans like all right we’re going to stop with the gaming move on to this like a monday morning meeting just [ __ ] going over that stuff yeah hey here are the only fans we’re going to redo our image doing that powerpoint i don’t know if you guys are aware of this but a lot of people use this for pornography but don’t they make more money off of like the nut that they get from like like pages that that are sex-based don’t they make their cut don’t they make more money off the cut of that and i think a lot of advertising and [ __ ] a lot of guys are just holding those subscriptions waiting for the day that that girl puts out the [ __ ] [ __ ] pick yeah sometimes they make you like pay like after you pay for their subscriptions yeah they’re gonna pay again for something else yeah so there’s the girls that do news there’s girls that do leads which is just [ __ ] what’s a loot it’s just like uh uh uh sexy photo without showing anything oh you just go on instagram what the [ __ ] um but yeah and then girls would be like and then for this amount of money if you tip me i have videos of me like sucking dick oh oh that’s nice those are all on reddit but now that’s true people are [ __ ] hacking that uh and but now a lot of celebrities are on it and they’re doing like regular people i there was a lady i can’t remember her name who went on it like a year ago or something maybe and she was doing completely non-sexual stuff and i remember at the time sex workers being like oh this is [ __ ] the disney channel chicks yes because she always [ __ ] kill all the games people pay for that chris can you explain that better than i can so yeah those one of these disney channel chicks went on there and she kind of fell off there you go bella thornton thank you shannon uh she implied she was going to show her snatch and then it was just like instagram style photos and she got they changed the policy where you can’t take in that much money for one photo like it was like she gave me like a million oh she has she started killing it yeah and so they changed the policy where it was like a limited amount of things and then you have to refund it if it’s not if they they could put a claim on your thing so basically it used to be like if you complain to only fans only fans would just give you your money back they’re like oh this [ __ ] said she just spread her ass so she was just spreading her post you have to write that letter yeah said she was gonna show me your [ __ ] she never did there are people getting the customer service chat yeah it’s like a bad yelp review i’m very sorry for that sir hello my name is jonathan i am from only fans and this is for the gaping [ __ ] pick for 27.99 well i’ll tell you a funny story real quick uh as an aside i bought a sex swing years ago from adamandeve.com but because my last name has the word [ __ ] in it they thought i was sending a sex wing to somebody and calling them a [ __ ] so i had to call adam and eve and be like no that’s me buying a sex swing and they’re just like okay yeah it was literally like a hillbilly guy being like all right man we’ll get you that six swing it’s no problem i was like just pretend you’re a chick dude just please i would have returned to just hearing that voice bye in a sec you know it’s you what kind of work you’re gonna be getting to with this thing yeah what are you hitching up a deer with that no he’s going he’s he and he’s going he goes well you know you get a free gift with that and i was like well what kind of free gift and he’s a goal and i go he goes we got like a warming liquid and i was like well what’s that do he’s like well you just put that on the [ __ ] it’ll get it right there and i was like all right let’s go with the warming liquid bud some trucker side hustle you could never use that warming liquid without thinking of his [ __ ] voice like i could never use that i would be like oh right there honey it’s like to be here office space [Laughter] two chicks at the same time man how do like so on the road last weekend we passed by romantic depot how do places like that stay in business a lot of them are storefronts like they’re not they’re usually run by like like edison new jersey has a ton of them and apparently they’re owned by like russians and the mob okay so nobody because you never see anybody in there where you gotta go in there for are you getting because i just feel like who the [ __ ] buys porn dvds exactly i believe the term is money laundering that’s right yeah that’s exactly what however yeah i think dudes like to still do the jerk off boost yeah do they yeah that can’t be that profitable though dude you know who goes in there a lot how city like i used to yes yes where i used to work that was right next to the diamond district and i’d go to work around like 6 30 in the morning something like that you see all the crazy curlicues coming out of there like early in the morning before work all of them jerking off into the [ __ ] yeah at sunset park you’d see them leaving a strip club walking right into jerk off but yeah because they can’t keep porn in their house their wife finds it’s gonna be a whole thing well they also can’t um the whole thing they have periods either they have to come in a tissue and bring it home do they really so i know a bunch of dominatrixes and they say the seeds all go there too believe it or not they haggle and uh they are complaining that every down my nose has a story about a seed coming in and then arguing about the price of something one girl i do is this tiny black trick what if you only step on the one nut just the left i really am more of a left nut fetish i am left not the guy uh and she said that they were like negotiating yeah and she turned around to like get something and he just came on her leg and tried to run out the door security had a tackle those layers really aren’t an advantage in that situation you got to put on an overcoat put your hat back on takes you 20 minutes to get dressed yeah lift just lift that big hockey puck because you may remember this uh my tiny friend with the split tongue and all the tattoos when she was dominic she had a guy to come in and uh she he she used to grab them by the girls and straighten them out and they go i mean if i was one of those guys that would absolutely do it for me i’m not gonna just because hasid’s always hit on goth girls because they think they’re like halfway to jewish right like he have on [ __ ] three dresses how the [ __ ] do they make that comparison cause they have on a wig and [ __ ] eight pairs of underwear they might as well be jewish the ones that wear like petticoats and [ __ ] yeah yeah even with the 40 pounds of makeup yeah face and [ __ ] and so they uh when they jerk off with the dominatrix they jerk off in a tissue and put it in a baggie and bring it home because they’re not allowed to spill their seed on the ground that is the weirdest [ __ ] i have ever heard they do some weird things imagine leaving that in your pocket going through tsa i got some gum in here uh kippy even said that he lived by two like uh two or three brothers that were her seeds and he said they looked inbred they had giant heads and they were always calling hookers at like three in the morning smoking cigarettes outside of his old building isn’t that a sin two for them to go see hookers and [ __ ] like that yeah but i think they they religion’s not real right that’s very true i think that’s holding anybody back i can’t believe you had to explain that to me you’re right uh i’m eating cheeseburgers on friday i’m gonna tell you that doug now that you’re using your real name we’re going to give you some facts of life uh none of this shit’s real oh okay it’s all made up for scared old people and dumb people but wait then they won’t get in the house yeah that’s what i thought with the prairie dogs then they won’t get into mama bear mama bear they will get into heaven century 21 on a saturday no flipping light switches but you could [ __ ] dominate in this all right uh talk to strippers and they used to tell me like hasidics used to come in and they would just have conversations about their period the whole time because they think it’s like dirty and like girls have to go outside or whatever when it happens oh yeah they go out like an outhouse or some [ __ ] i could see you having some stripper friends i used to i used to have one like and she was like friends with like all of our group of friends she was mainly friends with just one dude and so you know by proxy i knew who the [ __ ] she was and she was just i don’t even know how we got onto the conversation she was just going off on like hasidic jews and like they just keep asking me she was rushing so she’s like they just keep asking me about my [ __ ] period over and over they just they don’t even get lap dances they go in the champagne room and just talk about their [ __ ] periods and ask for the tampons and stuff like that that seems like a good pan that seems like a good deal for the stripper yeah you don’t have to do nothing just like here you go yeah slam it on the table yeah there’s a little blood just covered [ __ ] get it in their beard you know what i mean yeah yeah they like that crust straighten it straighten it out make them smell better by the way i’m just i’m halfway through re-watching the sopranos and i can’t not think about it yeah every time you talk to him and now i’m just thinking hey honey you ever suck his name they better soak his dick honey i make that beanie spin when i do my thing oh the guy’s around the hotel yeah no [ __ ] to me i must have finished like during the pandemic and i just started again i [ __ ] watched that entire series twice and now i just started one more time because now my girlfriend wants to watch it stop watching my wife before the movie comes out yeah i crushed it through the to this through the pandemic as well yeah i started i tried to start watching it again i start getting sad in the later later seasons because i know it’s coming to an end i know that’s weird uh it’s my wife knows nothing about it so the whole thing for two seasons straight she’s like i hope the mom does yeah she’s just getting mad i’m like honey be patient yeah just wait it’s uh she was just the cgi of the last episode of lydia supreme it wasn’t for the time it wasn’t that bad yeah but now when you watch it sure it’s bad silly sure because you could see if when you re-watch it then you watch that cgi scene you could see exactly what faces they used during that scene like oh that’s from here like when she’s like what are you okay out of sight out of mine is when she’s in the [ __ ] nursing home when he first goes to visit her babies are like dogs what a miserable [ __ ] i don’t like that kind of language i don’t now stop it it upsets me favorite part when junior barges in the room she goes i could have been in the nude [Laughter] all right this is a story i think is near and dear to everybody ric flair denies that twitter photo of man performing oral sex on a woman on a train is him have you guys seen this photo it could be him so there’s a viral photo going around that some people think is ric flair eating [ __ ] on the long island railroad ah i saw that i did see this that’s recent i don’t know that’s not the whole photo yeah there’s i feel like there i saw a version that had more head in there he’s killing it look at those toes those things are yeah she’s curled up she’s in a thing that could be anybody from fort lauderdale she got she got tetanus from taking her shoes off the railroad so rickflair had to put out a statement that that in fact was not him why would he be on the long island railroad i don’t know it also seems counter brand for rick flair to deny eating [ __ ] on the lawn yeah but it does it is on brand for him to say i don’t take trains that’s true that’s very true i fly in style and profiling do you guys have his tweet all right shannon said one minute oh okay i mean so ric flair has never wanted to deny eating [ __ ] we’re seven wives deep i think right seven eight wives deep and that’s an old foot too that’s not an old girl yeah that’s a decrepit old lady foot well you could tell by the butterfly tattoo that it was given out at a music festival uh so yeah he said he doesn’t take trains it’s not him and he doesn’t eat [ __ ] either no rickflick definitely eats [ __ ] you think you think i don’t know he’s kind of more of a macho old-school guy you like in the sopranos eating [ __ ] for homos like you know he seems like yeah pretending to fight other men in your underwear that’s true that’s very true yeah i didn’t think about it like that performers is he married now yeah but he blows through him i think he’s on six or seven but also think about the time where ric flair came from in the 80s when eating [ __ ] was just like a hairy like [ __ ] sweaty mess nobody really ate [ __ ] i don’t know i don’t think those guys might he like dusty rhodes sit on him yeah ah good point i didn’t think about that so yeah he tweeted a picture of him on a train a cartoon that says this picture is real is the other one floating around the nature boy doesn’t ride trains because he’s the greatest the best rick flair wife story is you know like the cop he punched like his fifth or sixth wife in the face jesus but she was so much younger than him that it barely left a mark and then when the cop showed up he split his own wrestling wounds open it was covered in like you know like when ric flair gets covered in blood and it was just like she hit me first like randy the ram cut his head and everybody forgives ric flair he could just do whatever he wants like he could hit his ex-wife and everyone’s like i still love the guy let’s put him in the hall of fame he’s multiple time hall of famer yeah uh did he did wife swap with uh celebrity wife swap and it was him and roddy piper and roddy piper couldn’t have been a better dude yeah he took great care of his family he loved his wife he took care of the house he did all his like half of the chore and then [ __ ] so he’s just a nice guy at ric flair’s house it’s like a chappelle sketch and rick flair’s one it’s exactly that and then ric flair’s uh ronnie piper’s wife’s dealing ric flair she’s like how much money did you spend today he’s like i bought a 20 000 watch like how much money you have in the bank negative nineteen thousand dollars that’s awesome i was having a great i was at a wrestling show he walked out on he came out he was supposed to do he did a promo and then he was supposed to do um like uh he’s supposed to judge the main event and he walked out because he got in a fight over money at hammerstein ballroom mm-hmm and that’s when he took the nwa belt home with him oh he just okay and high spot like the company had to sue him because he took a 20 000 belt with them are those guys caked up did they i know like the whole the hulk did good but like did those guys do good they should have should have they were very adamant about spending it yeah uh i’m gonna do rickfl but back in the day the wwf they paid like though like the junkyard dog and andre the giant those guys got decent money i mean the giant made a ton of money big money he was probably he probably made more money than at that point in the 80s he was probably making more money early when he wrestled hogan he was probably getting paid more well wasn’t he like the first one to negotiate like for his merchandise like he was the first one to get a chunk out of what he had he was also just afraid like people would come to be like people that didn’t want to watch wrestling would come be like i need to see a dude that size yeah there was no internet yeah that’s true yeah not used to seeing dudes that [ __ ] i still have my hulk hogan workout now if somebody could [ __ ] a chick on him and go shake that bear then wait you have the hulk hogan workout set yeah the barbells i still have the two blue barbells i just found another day in my garage that’s why you’re down a few pounds there you go working out it was that it was like an old-school uh jump rope and then just a couple of wristbands hell yeah that’s all you need that a little d-ball you know [Laughter] 20 bag of coke what’s this fled do you flair used to cut promos when they were at one arena and the hotel was across the street and he would give out their sweet number those guys were killing it back and when i was you know when the show’s over walk right across the street to marriott top floor yeah and they said that there would be a line for a day yeah of chicks waiting to get in and [ __ ] the four horsemen and there was no viagra back then no they were all young men at the time they were in their 20s and 30s even in my 20s and 30s i can’t [ __ ] a line of chicks and uh but they said that this [ __ ] thing over here you kidding me like the bad guy like the bad wrestlers would just go to the end of the line and [ __ ] see what they could [ __ ] skip skim off of it oh that’s the ultimate heel move listen you could wait 11 hours to [ __ ] aren’t anderson wait are you gonna [ __ ] me right now baby you know what i’m not taking into consideration all the [ __ ] steroids and testosterone they were on so yeah that rodney yeah yeah yeah they were [ __ ] all right god damn man there’s a story of uh you hear about uh this guy the warlord and he was like beyond roided up and he’s in the locker room and he has somebody to uh inject him and they put the needle in his ass and they can’t get it with their thumbs and then they try with their hand they’ve got one foot up on them and they’ve got both hands trying to put the plunger of the needle because he was just so full of steroids and they it was shawn michaels that he goes he goes i think you’re full [Laughter] all right what do we got here nyc council member staffer caught using a racial slur against staten island constituent in email let’s go around the table and guess the slur before we know the person staten island contitu constituent he said the staten island guy said it to somebody nyc council member staffer caught using a racial slur against staten island constituent in email so it’s a nyc council member using the slur against somebody who lives in staten island who’s guinea or whopper yeah you think so derogatory against the good italian people in this country i’m going to say i’m going to go with towel head because i really think he i’m going to think it’s an italian councilman who thought he had plausible deniability because he’d go it looks like a [ __ ] towel what do you want me to tell you chris is a speechwriter yeah i think you might be right he says part of me wants to say it’s an anti-asian slur but i feel like that would be in the headline because that’s that’s got legs right now not if it’s sri lankan they have a lot of sri lankans in staten island how about the [ __ ] the announcer with uh otani the guy from the angels did you see that no no he’s uh he’s he’s an asian baseball player he’s [ __ ] unbelievable he’s like roy hobbs he pitches he [ __ ] bats and some guy bats they were doing [Laughter] they were doing the broadcast and uh the guy was like what do you think you should do here and he’d like use like an asian voice on like call in the game didn’t think anything of it right and like two seconds later you just said i’d like to apologize everybody for that i don’t mean to disgrace the asian culture or anything like that did he get fired he’s gotta get fired yeah he’s gonna get fired i mean yeah when you’re on tv how can he see the ball yeah that’s like what are you [ __ ] doing that is so big it was lovely it was literally something like that yeah dude sitting next to him like what are you what are you [ __ ] doing today’s game is brought to you by honda civic i can’t believe you guys don’t know me it’s a [ __ ] no once in a generation player dude i love when you hear those racial things happen in the [ __ ] broadcasting booth and right after somebody does it there’s like a silence oh five seconds yeah you know it’s letting sink in okay so i want to see this story first but then can you please bring up uh what uh uh h is telling us about please also the best one of those is the lady who said [ __ ] on the news oh yeah you guys have seen that right you never saw that was hilarious such an idiot the black guy just looks at her like yeah what the [ __ ] he smiles that she’s like wow and then she doubles down on it and then he defended her on twitter he was like i know she’s not racist i’m like i think you’re wrong sir yeah she would steal your job at a heartbeat yeah she’s a complete [ __ ] and just thought like [ __ ] meant like somebody was happy go lucky because it kind of is a happy word right yeah it’s a pretty fun slayer it is it is it’s scary i want to see all these things shannon can we bring up the uh council member first and then find this baseball thing yeah so so the person that that used the rachel slur was a staffer for staten island councilwoman debbie rose so the constituent wrote in and they were requesting um repairs to a sidewalk in staten island uh this uh this staffer responded but replied to all so it went oh they put those buttons too close together there should be a reply to whites only reply to racist only it’s part it’s parlor so the constituent is black and so oh no oh no it’s not it’s not that bad though so that so what they wrote was what diane savino is taking credit for resolving this problem oh i hate staten island and the handkerchief heads that was that wow uncle tom how would you be that [ __ ] stupid i’ve never heard on a work email handkerchief handkerchief head i’ve never heard that i’ve never heard that either it says she was uh issued a written reprimand at this time has not been suspended it was a woman that said said it yes she at least if she said moon cricket she could have been like i thought that was like you know cicadas yeah they come out every 29 years what the [ __ ] dude i’ve i’m more upset i’ve never heard that racial slur in my [ __ ] life you missed it all these years i could have been using that well this time i go you think you know stuff in life you learned something new every day that’s what i’m saying it’s weird that it’s for uncle tom yeah you know what i mean like i wouldn’t i don’t wait a minute i think i know why handkerchief head it had to do with like you know slaves working in the house because they always wore handkerchiefs on their head when they cooked so hair didn’t [ __ ] do a durag no if it has to do with uncle tom you know i feel like you can’t my head exactly there you go that’s [ __ ] up i love this podcast what a dumb [ __ ] like i listen i’ve replied all i’ve never replied all with a racial slave never no [ __ ] just a dick pic on a government email you think that’s going to slip through the cracks a black person considered submissive or servile to white people there you go look at that yeah that’s real by the way do you know how ingrained racism has to be in you yeah those shout outs for you to a have that term yeah at use right b email it to your boss c email it at work yeah well now here’s another thing that they’re not [ __ ] paying attention to he has definitely sent some racial slurs that’s the tip of the iceberg oh yeah she’s definitely sent some [ __ ] to her boss where they said like a lot worse yeah i’m pretty sure you’re going your email search and just just type in camel and then you’ll see get in that whatsapp chat just yeah control f and then hit the word the letter n and just jesus exactly all right now do you have do you have this uh baseball thing um hold um i just want to make sure that i’m finding the right one do we is it did it have to do with detroit tigers fully it might have been the tigers it was like it was within the last week um he plays for this viral young man is going to eat the penises of all these tigers um you can share this let’s see if this is it beside the controversy with the uh picture there we’ll get into that in a moment uh miguel cabrera could hit his 500th home run today but let me go bring in here mike we’re one of many tailgate parties mikey with the wealthtrack financial group making money for a lot of people but listen this is the story today no this isn’t it they were they were just announcing the game was the announcer wait yeah hold on just for a second though he went over to that guy and that guy was a fiduciary that [ __ ] mexican dude in the hat he was like this is a financial advisor here is that what he said yeah anytime every time i see some old workout like that oh my god what’s this [ __ ] guy going to say i got nervous or did he start he’s like walking over casually oh we’re not watching the rest of them no it’s fine that’s fine um all right have you guys heard about uh the new jeopardy host getting in trouble already for what i don’t like that guy what happened to [ __ ] levar burton what are we doing if that’s a [ __ ] slam dunk dude i did not realize how disconnected he wants more money my family was on the rest of the world we went for my wife’s birthday on sunday and it’s the exact opposite of jeopardy where’d you go to my family’s house because it was the exact opposite opinion of everyone i’ve talked to yeah my family was i like this guy lavar burton overrated that’s crazy talk that guy that guy’s a [ __ ] producer he’s some bozo he’s not even a [ __ ] on camera guy and i agree he stinks but he’s gotten in trouble new jeopardy host mike richard apologizes for the and by the way i don’t mean to say somebody’s definitely disqualified from hosting jeopardy in the future well what happened with the guy who won all the jeopardies he said a bunch of racist [ __ ] back in the day he’s stunk too though ken jennings yeah he’s that he’s third he made a lot of like edgy jokes like he thought he was a twitter comedian mm-hmm oh boy but new jer a new jeopardy host mike richard apologized for before and this is don’t [ __ ] around wait this guy’s name is michael richardson and the [ __ ] i have to say this might disqualify some of us from our jeopardy gig in the future i know for degrading women on his podcast jesus all right now when you say hey what’s going on talk to the house [Laughter] he’s he’s doing jeopardy and here we got tammy from uh what is a dumb [ __ ] when i saw this article i just knew all of the new names that we would be called going forward up you [ __ ] clam shannon we love and respect you very very much what can you tell us about the story okay so some of the terms that he had then i have a little bit i have a 43 second clip but some of the words that he used were to refer to his female co-host as a booth hoe or a booth [ __ ] what yep this guy’s a [ __ ] he works on jeopardy and he’s got a podcast like that that’s amazing i thought booth [ __ ] were the people who blew john wilkes booth for ending slavery this is in 2013 2014. he also said women dress like hookers for halloween yeah that’s true okay that an employee who took up baking would get giant and that one-piece swimsuits made some women look frumpy and overweight those are all these are all facts yeah that’s pretty tame you can’t tell did you say what did he say what is before each of those things what is a booth horn what’s the clip shannon just put my audio on i don’t like this guy anyway get this bozo out of here get levar burton i wish i knew it let me make a good point though it’s like why why’d they give that guy the job everybody wants that [ __ ] job they give it to him yeah i’m sure he’s doing i think everybody wants levar burton the special episodes like like the tournaments and [ __ ] is gonna be blossom blossom wait wait blossom’s going to be the first jesus christ cool it’s only a fly it freaked me out it was a pterodactyl coming again let me ask you a question have you ever taken a nude picture i’m not answering that question to you mike richards answer it right now what a [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] the boot man dude this guy is [ __ ] crazy shannon play the clip where she said she hasn’t had sex in three years mike richards answer it right now to your fans have you voice no i haven’t yeah i have not like naked i’ve taken like cute pictures of myself just either what does that mean what does that mean it’s like so cute like booby pictures what are they looking at no i don’t do that i don’t do booby pictures like you know those stupid like hot selfies but i don’t think and then and then what are they for were you sending them to your boyfriend um or i’ll send them like i’ll just like be like oh i was looking really cute today to yourself so just like to remember that i looked look cute that day you got a real cheesy radio yeah this is real z morning zoo horse [ __ ] anytime you hear like that high pitched [ __ ] helium female voice it sounds like elvis duran yeah the yeah all right guys stop it we’ve gone too far come on now all right let’s end it on this hatchet wielding man attacks guy at an atm during the day in the financial district [ __ ] up story same guy michael richards [Laughter] i saw that video what there’s a video of this yeah there’s a video we’re about to watch oh i’m not just an ad wait say it to me again hatchet wielding man uh-huh a tax guy at an atm during the day in the financial district he thought it was a prairie dog though so i’ll tell you while this ad plays that the victim was a 50 year old man so a little bit older and um sorry it’s going for so long and uh the guy the guy oh here we go okay you chair it’s not that graphic isn’t it what the [ __ ] look at the hatchet in his hand oh no how is he just walking around the bank oh fair he went for the knee yeah that’s a nice guy yeah it looks like he just gave him a charlier you should let him host jeopardy yeah his pants aren’t even ripped yeah that’s a dull hatchet that’s not working he’s fighting fighting a good fight though you know what man that’s a pretty ballsy dude and you fall to the ground is he covered in blood that is a good shot wow [ __ ] do you know that he felt that in his skull too oh that’s why you always keep your eyes peeled when you’re at the atm what an [ __ ] i mean that guy walked right by him yeah with a hatchet yeah you know come on that’s those are the machines that are in the bank that’s not even an investment they’re supposed to be a security guard in there they’re usually pretty that was a security guard so this is on his lunch break [Laughter] but i do want money still needs a job you got to keep me here people with hatchets running around yeah that was you larry how is this is this guy okay that that last shot was [ __ ] dude the way the blood can we see that again i want to see that again the way the [ __ ] blood just burned out of his head like that holy [ __ ] i mean he could he could they could sell the carpet to a hasidic jew no no wow [ __ ] in hell wow at least he’s wearing a mask you know [Laughter] trying not to get and now he’s just destroying atm yeah that guy’s [ __ ] up you know what they catch the guy i think that guy’s mentally ill no no so i’ll tell you a little bit about the house they did find him uh-huh because the black guy covered an atm class with a hatred so he’s 37 years old and he is a mentally ill us army veteran oh gosh he’s i see he just thought he was a viet cong they’re currently holding him without bail and he was being charged with attempted second-degree murder first degree assault third degree assault and second-degree menacing in three separate incidents that include this atm incident what else did he do so there was he attacked two different people in uh maryland um it said there’s a quarter-on-camera hatchet attack on i don’t know that’s this one i’m sorry but uh yeah so he just uh he uh i’m trying to do it yeah i just want to know what he uses yeah i like to know if he switches it up uses sledgehammer sometimes no so there was another person where um he told somebody i should [ __ ] kill you while brandishing the hatchet so he threatened somebody else but didn’t make a move that’s the menacing so this is his gimmick like the wet bandits he’s gonna get arrested just remember they call me hatchet black carrie’s waiting in the van also in lower manhattan he uh allegedly kicked a random man in the face oh good that was also late in the afternoon he threw him through a barbershop window and then he was busted with a conceal uh an illegal concealed handgun in north carolina in 2009. jesus christ um but yeah make any charges stick huh yeah but his family says that he um he is mentally ill and that after he came back from si
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