Rudy Giuliani Caught Shaving at Airport, New Spider-Man Trailer Drops | The Tonight Show

Rudy Giuliani Caught Shaving at Airport, New Spider-Man Trailer Drops | The Tonight Show

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to “The Tonight Show”! You’re here. You made it. Thank you for watching. [ Cheering and applause ] Let’s get to some news. Well, guys, todaynthe U.S. intelligence agencies finished their reviewnon the origins of COVID-19. Then, Americans said,n”Hold that thought. There’s a newn’Spider-Man’ trailer, y’all.” [ Laughter ] That’s right, after a versionnof the trailer leaked online, Sony released the officialnteaser trailer for “Spider-Man: No Way Home” and it already hasnover 200 million views. [ Murmuring ]nYeah, fans are going nuts. People haven’t been this excited about a kid who livesnwith his aunt since “The Fresh Princenof Bel-Air.” [ Laughter ] In the trailer, Spider-Mannvisits Doctor Strange and asks him to turn back time. Then, President Biden shows upnand asks for the same thing. [ Laughter ] Speaking of new films,nNetflix just announced the release dates of 42 movies that are hitting the platformnby the end of this year. [ Oohing ] Even the Hallmark Channelnwas like, “Maybe should justnslow down a bit, you know? [ Laughter ]nLike quality over quantity,”nyeah. Forty-two new movies. When they heard that,nDisney+ said, “Crap. Get some Avengers in frontnof a greenscreen, now!” [ Laughter ] Netflix also announcednall their holiday movies. -Whoo!n-Yeah, they were like,nOkay, Starbucks, we see your pumpkin spice lattenin August and raise youn’Single All the Way.'” [ Laughter ] Well, guys,nas I mentioned today, the report on the originsnof COVID was completed and an unclassified version willnsoon be released to the public. And, like everythingnwith this pandemic, I’m sure Americansnwill fully accept the truth and it’ll put all conspiracyntheories to rest, finally. [ Laughter and applause ]nI knew it. I just know it. It’s really going to be great.n-Yeah. Case closed.n-Yeah, the unclassified report will come out in a few days, or sooner, if Sonynaccidentally leaks it early. [ Laughter ] Some more COVID news –nI saw that Pfizer is changing the namenof their vaccine to Comirnaty. [ Smattering of laughter ]nYeah, Comirnaty. It’s a combination of the terms COVID-19, mRNA,ncommunity, and immunity. [ Laughter ] -Okay.n-Sure. [ Laughter ] Let see how that’s goingnfor everyone. -The vaccine has been knownnas the Pfizer vaccine and will now be marketednas “Co-mihr-nah-tee.” -“Co-meer-natty.” -Comirnaty.n-“Comir-notty.” [ Laughter ]n-“Co-meer- Co-meer-notty.” -“Co- Comir-netty.” -“Corma– Corminot. Comirna-tee.” -“Cuh-mare-uh-tay.” Well, I guess we’ll figure out how they’re goingnto pronounce that. [ Laughter ]n-Yeah. One anchor was like,n”Formerly known as the ‘Puh-fizzer’ vaccine.” [ Laughter ] Listen, if they reallynwanted people to take it, they should’ve just called itnWhite Claw. [ Laughter and applause ] That’s right, Pfizer announcednthat they’re renaming their vaccine Comirnaty, which led to anotherninteresting announcement. Watch this. -This year, Johnson & Johnsonnhas been so proud to offer its very ownnCOVID-19 vaccine. And today,nwe’re even prouder to announce its brand-new name… [ Laughter ]nThat’s right, the J&J vaccine is now callednthe Pfizer vaccine. Bye-bye, bad press. Hello, rebrand. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ]n-That’s interesting. That’s a good name. It’s a great name for it. [ Applause continues ] Well, this is going viral — the other day,nRudy Giuliani was spotted in the Delta Lounge at JFK, shaving.n[ Laughter ] This is real.nTake a look at this. [ Laughter ]nHe’s at the table. He’s at the table, shaving. [ Laughter ] Then, Rudy left to dona press conference at Four SeasonsnTotal Manscaping. [ Laughter ] Hey, get this –nI saw that Oscar Meyer is teaming up with Lyftnto surprise rideshare passengers with the Wienermobile. [ Laughter ] Yeah, if there’s one thingneveryone loves, it’s a giant wiener-relatednsurprise, don’t you think? [ Laughter ] It’s a fun idea,nuntil you have a job interview and the Wienermobile shows up. [ Laughter ] Finally, speaking of hot dogs,na new study suggests that eating one hot dogntakes 35 minutes off your life. Americans heard thatnand we’re like, “Yikes. In that case, give menthe double bacon cheeseburger.” Hey, guys, today’s 8/24 and that’s when we remembernour friend Kobe Bryant. He is missed and we wantednto give a quick plug to his new booknthat was created by him. It is out now. It is calledn”Legacy and the Double.” Go pick it up and get readin’.nYeah. [ Cheering and applause ] Guys, I know a lot of peoplenfind math boring. Well, that’s why we’ve updatednmath to make the equations be about stuffnthat you can relate to. It is time forn”Popular Mathematics.” Here we go. [ Cheers and applause ]n♪♪ -♪ “Popular Mathematics” ♪ ♪ Mathematics ♪ -Let’s take a looknat our first equation here. If you take the endnof a “Super Mario” level plus the emergency room, it equals thenMilk Crate Challenge. -Oh! Well… I get it. Popular. -Here’s another one here. Audio books minus a story plus ads for MeUndies equals podcast. See? If you take Olivia Rodrigonplus Olivia Rodrigo plus Olivia Rodrigo plusnOlivia Rodrigo, it equals “déjà vu.” Yeah, you see… Here’s another one. President Obamanplus getting your nails done plus the limbo equals Barry Manilow. You get it?n-Yeah, Barry, man, low. -So, if you takenthe White Sox… -Sure.n-…plus the Red Sox… -Yeah. -…plus a washing machine, it equals the Pink Sox. That’s should be a team.n-Every college kid. -Yeah. If you take Maroon 5nplus 21 Savage plus Matchbox 20nminus 4 Non Blondes minus One Direction, it equals Sum 41. -Nicely done. -Here’s another one. Delta Air Linesnplus the Delta variant equals a canceled vacation. -Oh. -And, finally,nif you take OnlyFans minus the adult content, it equals no fans.nThere you go. That’s all the time we havenfor “Popular Mathematics.”
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