Sonja Morgan's Funniest Real Housewives of New York City Moments | Bravo

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSfxygNgDc"][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]i'm helping amputees every day oh god my two fell out again oh you owned it that's awful they're probably done what do you do you want to go upstairs look at this go upstairs oh shoot it has a post you know i just have to polly then it's a temporary i'm too young to be poly denting my tooth fell out again oh as soon as i put this back in i want some of that is there enough left yeah okay wait blueberry yeah fix a dent is that better than polyden fix a dance better yes it's very hard to get it back in it's not easy there's not a chapter in my book class with the countess about losing a tooth i guess i'll have to add an addendum i only have polly done i'm going to work with the polydemp for now please sleep you can have sex on the third date that's for sure but if you go to lunch and dinner in one day that's two dates there's ways to speed it up and really allow your forehead to fall towards your shin that's the best press the right elbow into the right knee if you want to get a little more action oh and this is why i don't get on top anymore to have sex i'm just like i just really like to be on the bottom power bottom it's a good spot that's what it is it's a good spot you know there are more moans and groans in this room than i've had in six months i'm gonna have this guy over i asked him to come pick up his t-shirt and his hat that's his t-shirt yeah and his hat i'm back okay so i had a walk of shame i admit it i live for the walk of shame actually i call it more of a victory lap abs butt legs long eight more too good dope this is like the worst punishment ever don't roll back don't roll back don't roll back off your hands cross your ankles and stand you are done very good really these workouts shouldn't even be legal there's a line in spinal tap this one goes to 11. no sonya's at a 15. we are gone all night we're going to the billions sonia is now literally out of control and she has coco up in the air and when she's like this so wasted i don't want her holding coco i'm going to take clothes all right take care go go go go go go i'm confused [Music] oh my god this is horrible i'm fertilizing the soy sauce they don't want pee on their corn sodium be careful you couldn't hold it until we got out come on that's not good for your uh bladder well i don't know how good corn chucks are good for your bladder but whatever come on tommy i got a corn sock between my hands leah has a beautiful body and i think that says something negative about her that she would get tattoos because it's very self [Music] deaf is it defecating no that's on yourself i said to you don't scream be my friend sit down would anybody like a shrimp [Music] i had no idea i was gonna be pulled out of the audience just tell me what i have to do i'm ready lead on okay watch me oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] i love making people laugh i may be out of practice in the bedroom but it doesn't mean i can't perform when it counts [Music] no don't do it in his face [Music] [Applause] [Music] it was ripped open are you kidding me i came in a brown paper bag that was ripped open where are the sunglasses [Applause] everybody gets to wear a dress but me i know i don't get to wear a dress only sony gets to wear a dress but sonya would you really want to wear that tonight what yes she wanted me to wear oh no no no no no no no no i didn't think leah would want to wear one of my frilly dresses what what what i think she would want to wear i never saw her in a frilly dress ever and my dresses are kind of fancy i'm sorry they don't even fit right i tried it on i looked crazy [Music] and that that was going to look great on it oh my god amazing i mean i had another [Music] you [Applause] i still think what sonia did was shady and passive aggressive but it's pretty damn hard to stay mad at sonia when she's prancing around her fashion show looking like a pimp in pajamas it's good for tonight when you get home loungy [Applause] i'm gonna wear it now when i go home to eat a cheeseburger in bed we're gonna play a little game it's called mary f kill who are you gonna marry who are you gonna f and who are you gonna kill kill kill kill wait dirinda ramona or tinsley i'm going to kill ramona yeah that was easy then who do i have jerendan who did jorinda and um tinsel oh tinsley's unbelievable so maybe i'll marry her after her first divorce second divorce when she saw her and then that leaves me having sex with dorinda who baby a sleeper hit in the bed no oh no no no no no no give me that give me that oh look it's soggy oh dear no sorry did you not like shave her to tequila oh no i don't do that i know something is staying stand you know imagine if you do this around someone's penis they would kill you do it all the time oh god guys guys take hair off their balls i know that also when you have sex it's very nice to have hair on the balls because it makes it more sensitive do you like to grab some balls little babies and where the hell did sonia get that dildo watch your heads girls she's got the vibrator in her ass [Music] you like it sonia i'm gonna have to put my finger up your ass to calm me down i think i'm going to go yes good to see you thank you thank you for having me you're a wild beast get out of here you<br><!-- wp:image {"id":1776,"sizeSlug":"large","linkDestination":"none"} -->rn<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img class="wp-image-1776" src="https://en.videoencontexto.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Sonja_Morgans_Funniest_Real_Housewives_of_New_York_City_Moments__Bravo_JMSfxygNgDc.jpg" alt="Sonja Morgan\'s Funniest Real Housewives of New York City Moments | Bravo" /></figure>rn<!-- /wp:image -->[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

Sonja Morgan's Funniest Real Housewives of New York City Moments | Bravo

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