Too Many Stews ft. Kate Chastain | Below Deck Med S6 E10 Recap

Too Many Stews ft. Kate Chastain | Below Deck Med S6 E10 Recap

thank you thank you finally i found my place where i can say how i feel about matt i think he’s like a kearney yes a hundred percent he’s allowed near playgrounds i do not trust him i do not like him but he creeps me out and his food sucks [Music] welcome a [ __ ] board another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast my name is dylan i’m settled up next to one real nicholas davis ahoy mateys pap producer the podcast is over there behind my glasses great to be here and joining us is our favorite person in this world of below deck she is the queen of the sea that is 1k chastain how are you tony oscar ahoy mateys i took nick’s line you’re welcome to that line because you’re not just one of my favorite people in the below deck world you’re one of my favorite people you know can we talk about you being welcome for stuff somebody posted on facebook the other day you saying uh you were perplexed as to why they would name a dolphin a dolphin oh i did steal that from you i totally did you 100 stole it from us oh my god wait did she say it should be called a pizza no this was a test y’all so clearly i listen to you i support y’all i love your work but i was like you know i wonder if they’ll catch that because only if they’re supportive of me i didn’t think you watched galley talk which you didn’t you saw it on social yeah no i don’t watch galley talk because well we’ll talk about this but we need to negotiate an appearance i know that it’s really just alumnus and stuff like that but you’re really i mean you need to talk to him we should be on that show with you that should be the show yeah just have us come in and do like little snipes or something maybe we come in as a like just for like a five minute segment yeah and pat would be like i’d [ __ ] her and you know yeah that would be pat i mean i think you guys would be great and honestly i felt so guilty when i watched the cut and i saw that that made it because i had heard your latest podcast i thought it was so clever so i didn’t mean to copy you but i was like yeah that was a good point yeah and then it made it and i was like i hope they didn’t see that okay we’ll write for you anytime anytime uh i just think we should be on the payroll as official writers right and uh but galley talk people seem to be loving it and chat room is going down the tube so huge win for kate huge win for cake uh i mean you know but the only reason i don’t watch galley talk is for that very reason i don’t want to god forbid one of these c rats somehow comes up with the gold that i do i don’t want it’s too painful conflict of interest not you uh obviously you get to have all her you can have all right to you i’m gonna send you ten jokes let me know when you’re recording next time you guys pro bono it was one little slip it was a good point because i’ve never heard it called a dolphin either and i’ve done med seasons so it was uh but i mean everything else is all original okay you say that but we’ll start watching we’ll start watching um all right so we got to get into the show how do you feel about the season so far miss chastain i love this of below deck med um i wasn’t sure at first but um i think the debt crew they really uh pivoted and swung the pendulum from like the misogynist way the other direction they’re all so sensitive that deck crew very very good point very much so i actually have a theory on why they did this and i’d love to get your thoughts on it you probably know some of the ins and outs more than i do i think there this is a redemption tour for malia she’s a favorite of the franchise they eventually wanted to be captain on one of their spin-offs so instead of giving her the ashton’s the who are some of the parties party people they gave her all borderline straight to not straight guys who are going to be really easy and hard working to make her look like a good leader thoughts uh if it were like riley in charge and i love riley she’s one of my favorite humans friend of the show but um intimate friend of the show you know melia doesn’t have a problem with guys because she does his handstands in front of them and they all get crushes like i don’t think they that was a problem for malia right well party pete is a tough one to contend with i got a question before we move forward because you know i’m not a fan of captain timeshare hold on could we have kate take that again and be like that’s a great idea i think that’s what they’re doing nick actually nick yeah you’re spot on and i might quote you on the next episode of galley talk fridays at 8 7 central okay welcome to it the audience the barnacles know i’m not a fan of captain lee although i’m starting to come around on him but captain sandy i’ve completely given up on has she ever tried to uh fill your head with all her self-help uh nonsense that it seems like it’s she’s really gone to like tony robbins seminars this season yeah and it’s basically encompassed her entire next stop uncomfortably new veneers you know i don’t feel like they’re new i mean i need i don’t know i’m just saying her next step her next next step in uh self-help guru evolution is uncomfortable i feel like i never heard her talk like this and then this season it feels like everything is something she read last night in some kind of self-help gurus hey jewel sister what’s up girl i saw yours so it triggered me um well i’m sorry guys were you not aware of sandy’s i believe tour back in 2018 i mean this is not a new thing for her and also y’all trust me right yeah um i really like sandy a lot and i’ve met her she’s a very good captain in real life like on the show i know like she’s got she’s very polarizing at best she in real life she’s a great captain she drives the boat very well and she’s like a cool sweet authentic person i hate to brush your bubbles she’s i like her the bubble is not opinion the bubble is not burst i mean we we trust your opinion that doesn’t mean we have to agree with you i mean we have eyes hearts well people probably tell kate especially that horrible pr person that worked at bravo that we were horrible and she’s schmidt despite that she loved us kate loved us maybe i maybe i have to take a second look at captain i don’t think you do i appreciate kate being an island and despite us just tearing down the character and work ethic and abilities of her some of her best friends in the world she still will join us we call them cigarettes she loves amanda not just you the entire internet is like they’re i’m not changing their opinion of sandy they’re just liking me less like but i’m you know what i’m i stand by it that’s a loyal friend uh all right so do we want to keep asking some questions i’m gonna because they’re starting to come in on the uh on the feed okay got it so um thoughts and nuts all that stuff or should we just jump into it let’s just jump into it okay so um we begin with lexi thinking that it is ridiculous that she got uh demoted um you’re leaving formula 409 in people’s rooms and bursting in when they’re naked um you’re kind of you’re tampering that down tamping that down a little bit let’s remember she didn’t just leave 409 she turned that into her broom that’s true it’s completely ridiculous people are paying 60 000 a day you can’t turn their rooms into closets and then when they try to shower in in the broom closet you get pissed at them yeah so okay what would you have done if you were in katie’s situation on that first night i know that you know you can’t judge people off of one bad night but lexie seems oh i can i love judging people oh okay great have you watched that question so many times on social media from people i’ve seen in the real world they’re like what would you do with lexi and for the first time i’m i have no answer there is because there is no right answer like for lexi there just isn’t i mean is it because of quarantine that you would be in a more of a pickle because if you could just get somebody else on wouldn’t you just [ __ ] can her oh yeah i would fire her but i thought people might like besides fire her how would you manage her but yeah i’m gonna say something controversial kate you’re uh you’re you got the check mark so you can’t say anything about this but we can yeah uh i really feel like if lexi was white she would have been fired i feel they’re afraid to fire her for being called racist because we’ve they discussed that on the season yes yes yes yes that’s i i just wanted to put that up no she’s a horrible person listen she says she’s satan that hot take sprung from my loins you know i wanted to soften it a little bit by saying that you know sandy is very aware of cancel culture and is afraid of it because she thinks she’s a celebrity and she’s not but you know um yes i think that it has a part to play does so moving on uh we begin if you ever want to agree with us but you don’t want to say anything hit your jewel well that’s not okay great all right so uh the person who is muddying up the aforementioned ranks is a young woman named delaney um frankly i’m a little disgusted in our fans you know we saw a lot of chatter going oh i bet the boys are going to be ripping on this one we’re not going to make fun of things like speech impediments okay we make fun of voluntary plights like sexual orientation or mental illness we’re not going to go after her for this you’re taking the words out of my mouth yeah we learn about delaney’s uh past of basically her upbringing her childhood i was writing notes that she talked through her teeth closed and it was very distracting i was going to have some fun with it and then she tells us pricks like me ruined her childhood and i realized well that’s not gonna work out yeah yeah you said something very specific though uh dylan you weren’t gonna allow uh involuntary disabilities or whatever she admitted to worsening the disability so she could skip second grade it was so short-sighted for some cheerios and extra recess time that’s ridiculous i am gonna rip on her and it’s called eroticism when you uh uh you cannot say you’re ours and you say w’s my nephew charlie has it but he unlike this woman is working hard to improve it right right right i think it’s disgusting what you did especially you’re going to go into media studies what a genius maneuver we’re talking about uh pc culture like that’ll only help her they’re like oh you have a speech impediment you’re gonna be the anchor on the evening news right right right your thoughts kate his name’s charlie yeah and he can’t say ours i know i you if only you could wait till you hear children speak before you name them all right okay true or false um aren’t girls with lisps kind of hot though or like you know it’s kind of like or like a little speech something it’s like i you know i hadn’t thought about it but you know nick bringing up her myopia at seven i just can’t get over that you know the short-sightedness of that little child it’s just it’s too much i can’t i can’t even think about how attractive she is i’m so appalled by her gypsy like [ __ ] scam um but yeah delaney i’m i’m just very very confused about this whole hiring thing um captain sandy she didn’t do her due diligence so so we didn’t want to ask is the person you’re sending over know how to fold towels yeah so the c-rat hiring and firing and c-rat life continues to be one of the most perplexingly nonsensical things i’ve ever seen i don’t understand why people are hired and fired um who who was the the gypsy who was uh dumping cold corn on nachos what i mean what is going on in this world why the russian spot why is this person hired despite having no experience whatsoever well she was hired with experience as a deckhand i know but i’m asking kate was she’s brought on to fold laundry why in god’s name was she brought on to do that i mean at this stage anyone will do if you anyone can fold towels we’re hoping i mean even chef mila could have not that she would have but i you know they don’t need somebody a small yay on board they just need someone to transfer from the washer to the dryer all right um yeah so she can learn laundry is the thought um but what about the crippling resentment and unhappiness uh you know poisoning this overqualified employee it’s just it’s very short-sighted but anyways um we’ll talk about her a little later i think the most important thing is that she wants to be on tv so the towels i think she’s going to be fine what she did at the tail and not to get ahead of myself was rockefeller you’re fired hey wait a minute whoa whoa whoa turn the lisp to 11. whoa whoa whoa what are you giving me that face for i was just looking at nick’s cute dog sorry i found out uh so we we quickly mentioned folding towels i would be remiss i had to bring this up up to kate how about the vindication after jeff bezos launched the rocket that was modeled after your rocket towel thought i know i love to say i told you so even if it comes seven years later yeah you know i don’t know deep cut for the audience kate used to pull towels and make it look like a dick it’s not that deep cut i mean kate have you brought any uh cease and desists or anything are you guys in a legal feud or anything like that no actually it’s all happening in my hometown so i’m pretty sure that like all i have to do is be like watch season two episode two and i’m gonna work for him you know well that’s just just a little bit more space talk are you gonna go to the launch of artemis one this fall oh that’s pretty exciting nasa getting getting their rocket program uh if any if jeff bezos takes another flight sorry i mean so colonel bellows on our dream of genie based after my grandfather my dad was a scuba diver for nasa at this i mean launches for us they’re not i mean people fly in but it’s kind of like not that big of a deal yeah of course i’m going uh well that hurts because nasa is finally getting back into the space program they haven’t done it for a while so uh i think you should look into artemis one i think you all should i talked to a pr person from nasa the other day and they have a lot of knowledge hey can i do three meanwhiles yes well first we we nee your first meanwhile is going to be sandy telling katie in front of the new employee that it’s her decision whether or not she wants to come on board and i want to ask you about that kind of leadership and thought leadership it’s one of the most painfully awkward things i’ve ever seen on this show sandy yawn what’s going on with this this call uh can you break it down a little bit well yeah she basically says well we learned that she has no experience on boats actually uh doing anything on the interior but because she graduated college so i’m pretty sure she’ll pick up pretty quickly the tasks of laundry making beds uh washing towels and doing the dishes right so then she leaves it to katie so you you figured this out i know i made a ridiculous phone call where i didn’t ask any questions and i brought someone on the board there would be a grenade within the infrastructure of this business by uh lessening the tips for everybody also moving everybody’s bunks and uh dislocating everybody right but now you you figure this out okay whoa whoa whoa slow your roll pat bose and pat expert captain bose and pat with so much speed time and so much time working on a yacht yeah sandy i feel like in your mind is like damned if she does damned if she doesn’t you know she’s like oh so sandy decided for her totally took her you know authority for her interior team away from her like there is no right answer for sandy in your mind i mean sandy’s letting katie decide because sandy’s focused on driving the belt katie knows her interior and this is katie’s job like honestly if i were the chief stu i’d rather the cafe be like your decision because if the captain makes a decision i’m like you’re in the wheelhouse what do you care that’s fine but i don’t think you know once lee is done playing fruit ninja he puts his phone down and he comes to you and says i just beat my high score also we’re thinking about bringing somebody else on it’s your call that’s done in private and also ad nauseum we’ve already had this conversation why do you need to bring the c-rat up to what do you call this [ __ ] room the bridge why do you need to bring the c-rat in front of the lead c-rat to decide the sea rat’s fate it’s very [ __ ] awkward it’s bad leadership maybe it’s so that the lower c-rat knows that you know this was a call from the captain it wasn’t the chief c-rat saying making a excuse or a lie like oh the captain’s captain let me decide but you know it was her idea like okay the captain’s just you know you know it’s kind of fair okay don’t you think there should be more thought put in when you’re gonna invite an extra employee on the boat that’s gonna affect everybody’s money i i think there just should have been a lot more thought nick has thoughts nick has thought uh oh i would have fired lexi right away there you go i would have been like let’s one day try out she’s got a better attitude she hasn’t like pissed off the entire crew and uh she’s doing the job and she’s not taking naps eating chips leaving caddies throwing sass saying the the guest smell uh out loud i have to say kate once again i respect your loyalty and uh career management networking skills to not talk [ __ ] about captain sandy but she should have told katie that in private and but you do bring up a good point because if katie did do it in private she would have talked to delaney and she would have been like captain sandy says we can’t keep you i’m sorry um not my choice all right we gotta move on i gotta do three meanwhile yes dude meanwhile chef spaz is annoyed by the preference sheet meanwhile katie chats with court to comfort her because she’s crying right meanwhile deckhand dave continues to believe he’s into women okay all right do you think david and lloyd are a perfect match kate i think they should date i think they’re quite darling but i think we’ve seen this before on previous seasons where there’s like kind of a bromance and you’re kind of wondering if it’s more than a bromance um my dad calls it muskrat love when your guys are like trapped out on a boat for too long yeah um i mean that’s what angley wanted to call that movie uh there’s a song called muskrat love by uh captain antonio yeah the working title for brokeback was musker at love that’s the one at sea yeah yeah you said ashton and ross uh ross gave me some pretty you know muskrat vibes muskrat vibes um and then like even on the med jack guy who’s so hot and somebody else like they were like broken-hearted when one got a boyfriend or a girlfriend or something oh you know it’s very similar because travis did swing both ways and the scouser was british and didn’t and super cool so probably banks guys we’ve always talked about that’s the pinnacle of cool bisexuality yeah okay quick question have you heard from ashton or ross no no not a chance well i mean i i i have ashton blocked on pretty much everything ross ross will facetime me at like three in the morning about once every five months good good good good that sounds about right i got a late night dm from him he’s like bro i got a story for you what can we talk and i was like yeah like let’s talk and then we didn’t hear from a book all right so really quickly about matt and his uh complaining about the dietary restrictions it’s so funny like really good chefs they do not give a [ __ ] you know they are working in metropolitan areas gluten sensitivity is swimming all around them it’s the new normal it’s don’t worry about it at all we’ll fix it for you it’s [ __ ] pizza cookers in ohio and people like matt who have huge problems with this you know thank you thank you finally i found my place where i can say how i feel about matt i think he’s like a kearney yes 100 percent he’s allowed near playgrounds i do not trust him i do not like him and he creeps me out and his food sucks there’s a clip there’s a social clip but but uh i agree and let’s i mean i know you’re gonna defend her but how about sandy putting this new woman who can’t say are ours in a cabin with him yeah jesus christ yeah that is that is fish in a barrel i mean it’s called life happened with a 55 year old russian engineer and it was not pleasant i mean you just moved forward and leon for a while god that was that’s true that was awful get over it all right are we going to talk about courtney coaching up delaney um no i have a note on that okay so uh courtney starts coaching her up and we learned that she was a valedictorian yeah of her class and then i was thinking then how did you become a c-rat and then i thought being a c-rat doesn’t mean you’re dumb it means your father was an alcoholic and he beat your mother right kate except for kate right kate no i just um i didn’t know what i wanted to be when i grew up right i remember our very first time we had kate on kate had she had expressed how i was like her favorite in terms of just like listening to us and stuff and then i offended her by by saying just a yachty or something and then we were like butting heads the rest of the time and i was like i was so sad but we’ve we’ve mended those fences and now now he just ruined that fence oh no no no and then dylan offended me another time and i think i mean i’m sure patrick has i mean that’s part of like you know our banter the first time we met you walked up to me and you said are you the one that called me a [ __ ] and he was he was the one that said that so we have to move on and i was jealous because kate and kate and dylan wanted to go out and smoke cigs together and i didn’t smoke cigarettes but i was like and that’s when you started we’re trying to get off this planet quick me and kate we know what we’re doing so lexi at one point says um why doesn’t katie just demote herself what are you [ __ ] thinking um all right so the huggers arrive at lady michelle i love these [ __ ] they seem young and hot and demanding and it i they just seem like they’re gonna be a really really fun time oh it’s gonna be fun and you know who couldn’t be happier about it at this moment some math here there are eight female crew members now we got eight no no no no we got eight guests sandy’s a [ __ ] kid in a candy store this is this is charlie sheen at a strip club with a bucket of bolivian shea i mean i could literally see her elongated labia poking out of the top you have to stop talking about her labia you have to you absolutely [ __ ] have to stop i agree with dylan i think you should stop talking about that because um have you seen captain sandy’s girlfriend yeah she’s hot she’s so gorgeous i think i don’t think captain sandy’s looking at anybody else she’s pretty into her girlfriend yeah talking about [ __ ] bat wings and [ __ ] you have to stop what a [ __ ] ball jesus captain okay sunglasses inside calm down we have to talk about um courtney really stepping into her role she finds one of these drunks hanging off the side of the boat shaking her ass and says rightly hey what’s going on here can you not while we’re [ __ ] going at 15 knots it’s very very unsafe you could fall down and get hacked to pieces by the myriad blades underneath this vessel yeah i have to i i great use of myriad as that was the fist bomb i don’t know if it was uh but honestly i was pretty impressed by courtney i mean that that’s stepping up yeah she didn’t have to do that she’s interior i would have let that [ __ ] fall off the boat i’m always impressed by courtney i love courtney i love courtney too and even more impressive she might be uh by the end of the season setting the record for c-rat breakdowns no one cries alone more than courtney yeah kate have you worked with any of these people before no no no no no um no uh why’d you say it like asked me to come work with for her um like a few years back but no i haven’t yeah but you knew to not work for her so anyways um it’s revealed that delaney interviewed as a deckhand her cv is all deckhand but most importantly like we said she really really wants to be on tv um i don’t know what’s really going on here berkeley psychology media studies um yeah it’s just it’s very very confusing to me her her sudden appearance on this show um she’s a red-headed psychology major i know but i i i like what you said uh i don’t like to judge a book by its cover right but if it says redhead who studied media studies at berkeley i’m not i don’t like that book i’m not going to read that book right right right i messed it up it could have been a harder punch line that would have got a laugh i feel like you’re doing great dude oh no i think you’re doing good i’ve been doing really well oh yeah i i know that it was so good i was just trying to think of a better one that’s why i was quite like all right so uh let’s get to lunch i feel like he’s saying i’m not doing good what no i just said you’re doing great are we going to be more awkward about this do you want to keep talking about your performance on this here live podcast yeah can we move on it was an a plus plus and it just got knocked down to an a plus okay so 70 knots nick uh i think that’s about a scale of 64. let’s get to lunch we have deconstructed blatt with uh ranch right up nick’s alley um dylan what i need to talk to you about matt’s food right now all right let’s talk about everything they’re just called ingredients you [ __ ] well they’re deconstructed things that are deconstructed inherently so you can’t deconstruct a caprese you cannot deconstruct a cob it’s already a platter of [ __ ] on top of one another i mean it’s just it’s already deconstructed we talked about it constructed caprese would be better culturally innovative i would do it like a watermelon feta salad where they do the very even cubes and they do like a checkerboard except i would do that with the tomato oh you know make it beautiful and perfect right right he doesn’t have the knife skills i hate this guy more than both of you i i don’t want to get ahead of myself but when he almost let himself on fire i’m like this will be very entertaining i hope he [ __ ] burns uh if it wasn’t gonna take down the entire vessel okay so here’s the thing with me and lunch the lunches have been as the dinners have been as well but the lunches are especially chewy [ __ ] i’m thinking of just retiring food reviews for lunch unless something really strikes my fancy or tickles it i should say i don’t know what i’m doing here talking about [ __ ] blats and sandwiches it’s your job dude caprese and surf enter that’s all [ __ ] tonight 50 pot so um the girls head out for drinks while matt tries to burn the boat down um the noises of his pain are so creepy um i know i really don’t ever give him a fair shake but he burns his hand and he’s like oh oh have i ever told you guys about the mason jar video no kate have i ever told you about the mason jar video i am i’m dying to hear it okay so there are these videos that go around the internet when you’re uh you know high school kid you always have that one friend that shows you the [ __ ] up stuff cake farts and there was cake farts stuff like that two girls one cupcakes there was one particular video where uh it was just a mason jar set against the beautiful angelic white background and then all of a sudden you see an old scrotum kind of come into the top of the frame and it is a man and he has his uh anal cavity spread a football length wide and uh football field wide what am i saying he has his anal cavities spread so so open and he sinks down and swallows the mason jar with his uh with his butt and then uh it’s a really impressive feat but then as he you know lurches himself upward uh things contract and the mason jar pops uh inside of his butt and slow droplets of blood start to kind of run down his legs and you just hear him go um and it reminds me reminding me of chef’s fast i have told you guys about the mason jar video no but i’m so glad that you did so uh he reassures sandy that this is not a knee situation we know shut up it never was a nice situation you little [ __ ] baby but he meant by barney he was admitting his fault there though by knee situation he made he meant made up injury fueled by my anxiety and inability oh oh the grown man gets bonus points for admitting he lied about an injury that caused the whole crew money tips time energy oh yay oh by the way i like how he acts this isn’t that yeah don’t worry he has the bravado of like he’s a [ __ ] hero for pushing through this like hey dude you ever watch the show chopped people burn their [ __ ] fingers on there i’ve seen a couple people [ __ ] chop their fingers off they go to the dessert round right exactly you have to go to the dessert round this is a once in a lifetime opportunity i’ve cut my finger down to the bone and i kept making beds at the season four i practically cut my entire achilles heel off and we just powered through i still can’t wear loafers on my right foot how’d you do that uh there’s like some metal hanging off the stairs going out of the crew mess and it sliced it oh my god if somebody were more like uh they’d all be millionaires honestly i think that’s why we always uh film in foreign countries oh yeah 100 all right so um dr t heads on over to the boat um she may not be darion but this woman is a star her name is dr t she has a cool calm disposition and she diagnoses this as a second-degree burn um to which matt says i can’t quit because of this well yeah obviously you can’t quit you burned your middle finger you put a [ __ ] clip on making chicken parmesan it’s not that big of a deal um all right so dinner is up next we have bacon wrapped dates the tgi fridays of upscale apps we also have chicken parm gnocchi alfredo and matt’s favorite tomatoes and cheese um deconstructed yeah i’m gonna go ahead and give it 27 pots i i’m getting fatigued i just like him oh what happened it died [Music] hey kate while we’re having technical problems can i uh the barnacles have a couple questions for you yeah let’s hear them okay uh let’s see here okay allie harms uh what do you miss about yachting the reality tv show stuff and what does what do you not miss about that okay shut the [ __ ] up ally let’s uh get back on the show okay i missed i do miss the travel it was a very cool way to see the world by yacht when the guests aren’t on board and you’re underway or even when they are it’s really quite gorgeous um and actually there is a cool camaraderie that happens with your crew and it’s very cool um when you don’t have such strong wi-fi and you’re so busy working you forget about social media it’s like a total mental reset uh what i don’t miss is how much it’s so much work it seems like it i always feel bad for the crew when i see the shots of them like washing dishes at 2 30 in the morning after they just served everybody all day long it’s like i don’t care if you’re getting eight hours sleep that’s exhausting you’re on your feet all day oh i mean i was never getting eight hours of sleep it’s not even like the that’s that’s hard but what’s really difficult is that it’s day after day after day like there’s really zero days off and then on this particular season it seems like they’re not having a day off in between charters is that they’re going out getting [ __ ] up coming home at three waking up at eight and the people come on at noon is that pretty no no they that’s just um for the sake of editing for the show i mean there are there’s always a day off but you’re you’re still working but you’re also doing the interviews but it’s it’s still a really long day it doesn’t i [ __ ] hate technology so it’s too hot in here for computers can you turn down your uh brightness on your screen that’s like one thing that will keep it cool can you can you do that i don’t know technology um so katie comes down tells matt despite the objective horror of what you put out they love it and they’re starving and he goes really they didn’t say is the chef phoning in because he burnt his finger hang on do we still have her yeah okay yeah i’m right here okay cool ugh this guy he just needs some you know what he’s so smarmy that’s the word to describe him right he’s smarmy yeah so when she says that they loved the food um the smarminess just oozes out of him he’s like really they didn’t say is the chef phoning it in because he burnt his finger and katie just completely ignores it she’s like what’s for dessert uh it is a store-bought cake robot okay you there yeah i’m here but i’m afraid to say anything how i feel about matt um you know i mean i i’m really impressed it’s the most impressed i’ve been with katie is when she’s finally like losing her patience with matt i’m like there’s there’s my girl get a girl um all right so sandy gets news that delaney and matt can legally not sleep with one another in the same bunk um you know you’re welcome to come aboard but asking you know there there starts to be a mutiny here a mutiny of public opinion you know the cigarettes are kind of saying you’re welcome to come aboard and and cut our our tip down but you know if they’re having to move bunks in the middle of a charter i you know you are as good as nod down to the bone by these [ __ ] people you know these new buddies are gonna turn against you if they have to move all their bunks in the middle of a goddamn charter what’s crazy about this is you barely spend any time in those bunks right i mean you’re working on your [ __ ] feet all day it is literally the place where you put your head down so you can take a break until you’re back up scrubbing the deck again it doesn’t seem like my point is birthday cake this cheap [ __ ] so kate how um how much of an impossibility is it to move everyone’s bunks in the middle of a charter uh it’s hideous it’s awful it’s the worst case scenario honestly i feel like this whole no co-ed uh funk thing if i were the chief student i’d be like you know what tell the management company i feel like that um politically incorrupt because some of them actually identify as they oh nice you know i would just be like let’s let’s reconsider that y’all right see that’s thinking on your feet right there that’s why kate made the big bucks that’s why she’s the queen of the sea i would have pulled that audible right there and i would have shut that [ __ ] management company down problem solved yeah and also you got to think about marvin too you know who has to now room with matt the guy who cried to him and apologized after you spent the night ripping down gopros you know that’s just not that’s not good for anybody listen we do the job cause you’re with a bunch of traveling single people that pretty much drink alcohol and hook up with each other like no one really has a problem with a coed bunk i prefer it because they spent the guys spend less time in the bathroom like this management company they don’t know what they’re doing um all right so matt continues to mope about his finger he says uh courtney asks him on a scale of one to ten what is it he says it’s an 11. have you ever tried to to piss out a crystal or been shot in the stomach matt huh either one of those things you know what i mean yeah exactly have you ever pushed out a human and had your taint ripped from vaginal cavity to butthole because that happens matt and that’s an 11 okay pigeon you know what disgust me about uh him and it only came up in like no came up with two episodes we’re going so hard on him tonight him talking about his sex life and dropping 150k on sex workers or some [ __ ] like that like who’s [ __ ] this guy well paying paying clients yeah yeah i don’t think he has 150 000 uh so i’d have sex with him for 150 grand i would too i’m not even sure i would okay so uh let’s get to the next day next morning sandy heads on over to katie and says hey i’m not doing anything boat’s parked you wanna have another chat to which katie says okay yeah 150 thousandth um let’s go do it so sandy’s employee says i don’t want to keep this woman on to which sandy replies ask her if she wants to stay on this television show and if she says yes you’ve got to move every single person into a new room brilliant leadership and uh bring out that calculator for the tip meeting yes you’re going to need it yeah exactly um listen one more time because here’s my thing i’ve had stewardesses that were just as bad if not worse than lexi at this point in the season katie knows what she’s working with it should there should never have been a complaint about service or anything because you know that’s why you get up and you like this katie needs extra help i’ve never gotten a fourth too yeah i guess i’m just i’m just blown away by this whole thing it’s crazy so um maureen’s death is a sad one and shows a real sense of humor among the staff you know joking about this inflatable thing like it’s a dog i had a completely different take make the shows shorter if you don’t have the goods i don’t need five minutes of this fluff got it um all right so the rain is coming down in the form of water and the staff’s complaints about moving six people around and this causes katie to vomit um i i just feel so bad for her she’s so stressed out um she’s no queen of the scene too much she cares too much so what would you have done you would have just said everybody get your [ __ ] out of your room if on the first day she saw that this new girl was doing great she’d say lexi uh you’re on the next plane back to wherever the [ __ ] you came from right okay that’s management right there saying you try to please everyone you end up pleasing nobody all right so uh she pulls katie pulls delaney up to the bridge and says goodbye to which delaney says i want to be on tv though so we’ve got a problem here i really respected delaney in this moment like katie was giving her the old it’s not you it’s us you know you’re great um you’re gonna find another boat angelina’s so this is going to be uncomfortable conversations but uh i’m sticking around so suck it up well the end of the episode kind of ends in a storm of sorts but you have any final thoughts she was just like i’m a woman and i have a disability good [ __ ] luck right um all right so that ends our recap with the queen of the sea kay chestnut hey kate do you want us to tell us anything that would um spoil the entire season for anybody listening i mean of course i do but i i can’t they’ll have to watch galley talk fridays at 8 7 central on bravo tv and uh kate where can people follow you you have legions of fans and you should have even more uh they can follow me at kate underscore chastain on twitter and instagram and uh my dog halo is now the star of gally talk and so he’s at a dog named halo we’re really trying to get him that you know purina yeah yeah yeah he deserves it too if halo who seems to be doing pretty well on the social media i’m going to be honest chewie though being despite being cute has struggled to get some traction if halo wanted to maybe repost chewie yeah you guys do a collab for fellow dog lovers chewie would not be pissed uh pat do you have anything but you know i don’t know if she’s gonna agree with this you know what halo has finally realized i wish he realized it sooner he’s a troll if anybody talks any fit on my instagram my cute little 12-pound javanese dog he goes in he’s like uh hey joe blow i’m neutered and i’ve got bigger balls than you like halo is sexy right right i think that is a lot of chewy’s problem he’s too vanilla online he’s not really mixing up like that he needs a little bit more bite like halo they should talk maybe maybe chewie will pay for a consult from halo have the has the government approached you guys about your um your sentient animals i know uh we’re trying to keep it under wraps but i guess we’re not because you’re on social media i think i said the wrong word but regardless they’re uh terrifying creatures that uh use their non-opposable thumbs to troll people on the internet one last question and this pertains to halo francie clark wants to know hey kate queen of the sea you’re gonna get another dog to keep halo company um yeah maybe eventually but really that sounds like more trouble for me so he’s fine yeah uh the same list dylan you always struck me as a cat person i knew it you would be hey i i have no idea what this is but the same listener i have one last question the audience loves this i’m cutting all of them so we’re saying last question like it’s just well this might be good hey uh have you ever listened to adrian’s podcast why on earth doesn’t she like you i don’t even know who adrian is oh this she’s so nuts i’ve never really met her um but everybody from the first season uh production uh past everybody was like so what was she like they all said the same thing like with this very strange like she’s just a psychopath and like i i thought they could use better descriptions but she really is shameless and boundless in her lives she like went on she said something like the reason i didn’t like her was about some guy like a like that was ever an issue would have been an issue if it were true you know i agree so she does a below deck podcast we’ll need to take her out kate we’ve taken everybody out i don’t think you guys have to worry about her i mean at all well no we won’t worry because we will execute her her ipod i want to have her on our show and just talk about how much we love you of um this woman’s season one below deck original and she just started a podcast on it give it up woman all right well love you we do we can’t thank you enough for joining us um we’ll talk to you very very soon everyone watch galley talk you will find a lot of our hilarious material repurposed by kate and it’s just a great show support kate and everything that she does because she is the queen of the sea and this show we love you i’m dylan saying goodbye nick say goodbye goodbye pat say goodbye bye guys say goodbye [Music] you
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