Top 10 Funniest Moments on Clarkson’s Farm

Top 10 Funniest Moments on Clarkson’s Farm

but we’ve got more important things to think about right now i’ll be brutally honest welcome to watch mojo uk and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest moments on clarkson’s farm well i mean i’m just completely at a loss i’m at a loss i don’t know look at the ecological work i’m doing here i want to drop the topic down it might help a little bit [Music] rookie era before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos for this list we’re looking at the most hilarious moments from jeremy clarkson’s latest outing let us know in the comments whether you’d ever start a farm of your own number 10 the shard clarkson enlists his dependable farmhand caleb to take a load of freshly grown wasabi into london and find a japanese restaurant to flog it to i think we’ve got the jobs a little bit wrong today go to london sell wasabi don’t take less than 300 pounds and i’ll see you back here tonight over the course of the show we’ve learned that caleb’s actually never been beyond the village and has never stepped foot in the nation’s capital city so he’s out of his depth on the right down i don’t understand we don’t keep telling the turn left turn right into grove in a place are you beeping me out but in the end far from being bowled over by everything london has to offer caleb’s ultimately unimpressed he even visits a restaurant in the shard the uk’s tallest building and tells his mum just how little he thinks of it i’m at the shard never heard of it it’s like a big building in london it’s not very good like a thousand feet up in the air number nine shouting is that not good enough for you that mess you’ve done there and you had to do another message yeah but sam mendes called he’s thinking of doing 1980. what was wrong with that mess why did you have to do a new mess while trying to construct some wetlands clarkson finally gets tired of everybody taking out their frustrations on him and wants to know why everybody’s always shouting why does everybody shout at me all the time literally i get up in the morning and people shout at me in this case they were shouting at him for absolutely destroying a huge portion of his own land by being incredibly reckless with a digger during poor weather this is not wilding that’s damage you know you’ve got to stop doing it and other times it’s for spending too much money not getting his paperwork in order quickly enough or trying to cut corners with ridiculous antics like using a drone as a sheepdog because he doesn’t want to pay a shepherd at first it flies around herds the sheep barking at them they think it’s an airborne dog number eight no storage room it’s finally the moment of truth as a whole year has passed and now it’s time for clarkson to reap what he’s sewn about 40 or 50 tons of rape still to go so where do i put the barley after spending a few days harvesting rapeseed poor weather means that it’s too moist to harvest any more so attention turns to the barley instead except he hasn’t thought through where he’s gonna put all the barley because he’s only got one barn and it’s nowhere near big enough for his crops you can’t you can’t store it you’ll have to just literally dump it up there and sell it straight away what today he can’t mix the rape and the barley together so instead he needs to try and shift a large quantity of bali in one day and he can’t even do that right because he doesn’t order anywhere near enough lorries you do not listen you switch off probably switch off now you don’t know what i’m saying now probably number seven sheep auction i went to a nearby market to buy stock and immediately there was a problem early on in the series clarkson decides he’s gonna try his hand at sheep farming so that he can keep the grass down in its fields the first step in this process is of course going to buy some sheep i know how my mum felt when she was trying to buy a car everything will look exactly the same or my dad when he was listening to pop music like everybody without a background in agriculture he’s baffled by the different breeds of sheep and which one he should get he’s told that north country mules are easy but it doesn’t seem that way at first there’s not only the inscrutable accent of the auctioneer to contend with but also the distressed sheep one of which actually headbutts somebody in the audience at the auction it’s a dramatic way to get introduced to livestock that’s for sure by nodding occasionally i seem to be buying stuff number six electric shock i cannot wait to eat them i cannot wait it turns out that the stone walls are too low and the sheep will just jump over them and escape so jeremy needs to get himself an electric fence to keep them penned in however setting up an electric fence is easier said than done first he has to buy the fence and then trail it around the field’s boundaries himself and then it doesn’t even work right away he finds out when he tests it you bastard not satisfied to be the only person on the farm to suffer a shock when he does get it running he also convinces lisa to test it as well with a piece of grass number five caravans and i got on really well with them because i’ve always been incredibly nice yeah brilliant i’ve always said really kind things it is a truth universally acknowledged that jeremy clarkson hates caravans along with the other members of the grand tour trio so things were bound to get a little uncomfortable when he needed to borrow the electricity supply of the nearby caravan park to get his farm shop up and running he has to be on his best behavior and strike a deal a deal which involves him becoming the public face of the caravan park in exchange for power hi i’m jeremy clarkson and as i’ve always said you can’t beat a caravan holiday we thought we’d never see the day that clarkson goes on record to endorse some caravans and it was certainly a sight to behold so come on beat those brexit blues and take your holiday this year in a good old british field you won’t regret it number four stuck right this is a complete job clarkson’s penchant for the most powerful way to do anything comes back to bite him when he tries to make a wetland on his property he wrangles a digger and takes it down to where he wants to build a pond but the ground is far too wet it’s move i’m not touching anything and i’m just moving down not only does he destroy much of the land but he also gets stuck and can’t get the digger out again caleb arrives to help but it’s all to no avail they have to leave and return the following day this time with three tractors all pulling each other to get free of the ditch and then he gets an unsympathetic telling off from charlie for making such a mess we’re making an omelette and some eggs have been broken number three interviewing the village put them in the farm shop the farm shops not built and i haven’t got planning permission initially jeremy’s request for permission to build a farm shop is denied by the village which assumes it’s going to cause chaos and will harm local businesses the village is objected to my um farm shop plan amazon’s camera crew ventured into chattington to talk with the villagers themselves and it turns out they’ve really got a bone to pick with clarkson they don’t like the havoc he’s reeked in his grand tour antics like blowing stuff up and driving fast gas-guzzling supercars it’s a little old-fashioned village it’s understandable since clarkson certainly isn’t everybody’s cup of tea but still funny to see the villagers tear him a new one in the talking heads and we never know what jeremy’s going to do next i mean he blew up his house and then the farm shop attracts far more customers than anyone can handle number two kicked by a sheep he said the sheep were rubbing themselves on their hen houses because they were hot and itchy which meant it was time to shear them it’s summer and the sheep are getting too hot which means it’s time to shear them another aspect of sheep farming clarkson’s not yet done once again he has kevin from the nsa and his trusty shepherd ellen to help him who proves herself to be a sheepshearer extraordinaire as you’d expect from a shepherd i want to have a go at that can i do the next one clarkson on the other hand is nothing of the sort and gets kicked between the legs by an upset sheep on his very first attempt at shearing i’m gonna get kicked oh it’s got me in the testies oh that’s a right in fairness wrestling and shearing an aggravated sheep isn’t for the faint of hearts hopefully he’ll one day get the hang of it now we’ve got a relaxed relationship going on number one big tractor having finished my test drive i made a decision and bought this because this is jeremy clarkson he can’t settle for a small sensible tractor he has to buy the biggest tractor he can possibly find which turns out to be an enormous lamborghini the lambo gets him into all kinds of scrapes during the show it’s extremely complicated all the menus are written entirely in german and it’s also not compatible with british farm equipment at the beginning since it has a german hitch it’s alright google translate page not found he has to get it modified so that it can actually attach the right machines to it and do its job and then in the last episode everything comes full circle his huge tractor ends up blocking the roads of chipping norton fully aware that having complained for years about tractors holding up traffic i was now in a tractor holding up traffic do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from watch mojo uk and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos [Music] you
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