WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

yeah hey that’s right ethan berg dtf lsb and a pleasure to meet you nice to meet you too i’m ace hole it is you know incredibly rare that people actually get [ __ ] done i’ve found oh yeah whoa [ __ ] you hey it was gonna do that hey if i knew you better i would have i would have ran after that punk and and and we worked together it’s fine you have very interesting employees what do you do for work well i’m the director of technology and filmography at los santos broadcast network along with some uh other projects like the morning tea and actually bobby’s own personal show as well who’s standing right behind you yes sir i’m actually the host of both of those oh no way i’ve seen you on the telly you’re you’re a real stand-up guy just between you and me man i never believed any of those [ __ ] allegations on twitter i didn’t believe them for a second listen we didn’t really talk about it i’m just telling you i didn’t believe that i didn’t believe for a second i mean really like really like like you expect me to believe that you bashed a woman over the head with a [ __ ] pen it’s ridiculous it’s so dumb i know it never happened you sound like it just a time sorry listen it was all handling you know i saw him it’s just all it was she rescinded the allegations she said it wasn’t a pod she said it was it was really actually a golf club but you know the the point still stands that there was inconsistency in their testimony so as far as i’m concerned this guy this guy is innocent yeah a lovely lady i am a lovely lady thank you very much my name is grandma gertie oh grandma gertie you are you are such a sweet thing do you run a bakery do you you know do you run a bakery why do you have a hatchet to put it one way i think i might technically be a member of the black i don’t know billy i mean mike block told me that i work for him now they call me old [ __ ] a couple times they told me to collect block tags sometimes but really i just ask people for cigarettes you know it’s really good for your health overall it’s good it’s good you know the more you smoke the less you come oh yeah that’s the good [ __ ] hey hey there sir you know i’m thinking maybe you might need a you might need some kind of co-host you might need some kind of guy who wants to get stuff done we have actually been talking about uh some some potential future opportunities i i can’t talk too much about him um but if you give me a number or something i can put you in touch with 2d like ethan said he’s the head of uh talent and the head of the entertainment department sure thing here let me let me give you my number all right bobby i’m going to catch you later right yeah absolutely man as soon as i see him hey how you doing mr hole before we go in there i should ask you have you ever come inside a lesbian before excuse me have you ever come inside a lesbian before i’m about to take you deep inside a lesbian right so i just want to make sure you’re prepared no i haven’t but i guess there’s a first for everything i’ll introduce you here to uh jessica jessica is uh dylan’s pa and also works in our meteorologists department right she’s she’s ace hole so she is she the lesbian no no no no lsbn oh oh i’m so sorry not a problem i am happy to be a lesbian good for you i had to move inside this way welcome to the weasel news studio this is where we do a lot of the filming just wow the equipment for us i thought we were on the ground flooring we are on the ground floor why why can i see the skyline that is totally fake that is you’re telling me that tv is is lying to me only sometimes you know yeah sometimes it’s just absolutely necessary hey that show businessman that’s not even real weather right over wow so wow yeah we don’t even we have a static weather thing it’s holy [ __ ] and i am just going to ask you a couple of preliminary questions here sure what are you hoping to do what are you good at oh well i i’m good at speaking i’m good at orating i’m good at you know getting myself in and end of situations i’m good at making jokes your average run-of-the-mill normal kind of everyday kind of joke except my name is ace you know i love it and i absolutely love your voice that’s wonderful sound hello and welcome hey here we have it welcome we’re rather honored to be here mr dylan dubs i’m the head of entertainment here at the los santos broadcast network 2d i’m ace hole acehole uh it’s spelt like hole in the ship but pronounced whole as in hole in the ground it’s it’s italian my name isn’t as important as is dylan dobbs over here 2d so important you need to shorten it yeah it’s just it’s a street thing i’m from the hood you’re from the hood really yeah real down ass gangster you are now deep inside a lesbian is this your first time i this is my first time deep inside a lesbian to be quite honest with you for coming inside a lesbian i appreciate that i’m a lesbian she’s a lesbian right she’s a lesbian right he’s a lesbian he’s not a lesbian he’s just sort of here okay for really no reason no no he has friends i have some preliminary questions i’m gonna ask you my team here may have already asked you some of them but no no no no no questions first and foremost what’s your history in the entertainment sector have you done any theater or anything in the past no well you know i was i i was i i didn’t have a partner in a middle school play i was uh tree number two i think i actually killed it uh my both my parents showed uh before my mother passed away uh and uh they told me good job good job ace we’re proud of you and honestly that’s all the you know it was all the real positive reinforcement i needed okay um and now that you’ve come here and right you’re getting ready to do a screen test what future do you see for yourself in the entertainment sector are you looking to be an actor a broadcaster a tv host a singer-songwriter a porn star what do you think you’d like to do i think i could do literally all of those probably not the porn star one but any either kind why not well you see my i think my penis is a little bit too large to be captured in camera uh it would take way too long for the film to develop uh if it was you know shot on digital and the file sizes would be way too large and it would just be a whole prizes make a note micro penis incapable of being captured by cameras okay that actually might be good for a my micro penis dating type thing that we might do okay sorry about that it’s just whispering no no no i didn’t hear anything mr mcclary if you’ll take more of the green screen shown his marks let him know where he can it cannot be all right so you’re definitely going to want to use your outside voice right um there we go red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather this wrist watch is an irish wrist watch sambalama doom let me assume and i’m a human what i got to do to get a 3d i’m a superhuman uh when you talk you’re going to want to be expressive well you know it’s been a while since my last uh acting gig and i was a tree uh so maybe you know you could run me through like a couple of good poses jessica jessica jessica sorry sorry sorry she she told me to yell your name yes we’re uh we’re thinking of some good expressions oh yeah yeah yeah um yeah no we uh you gotta think about what you’re gonna be doing what about like looking after the side maybe turning around maybe looking back maybe looking i would avoid turning your face away from the camera you’re probably going to need to be looking at the camera very constantly because your voice projection is going to be right right that makes sense so just standing here just kind of take a look in your mind for a minute right oh oh i’m so sorry i’m so sorry no no no no no no no no take your time yeah that one is great work through those emotions exactly it should work sometimes that exactly wow i didn’t even know i could do this no by all means we are here you know we want you to be comfortable there you go that’s really impressive actually all right we’re gonna take our places i’m gonna get quiet on this set and we’re gonna go all right sure thing just give me one second if you [ __ ] it up we’ll never talk to you again all good oh good okay three two action to be or not to be that is the question whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against deceived troubles and by posing and them the oppress is wrong the wild [Music] i have signs everywhere that say quiet recording and process you come in here running breathing loud get the [ __ ] off my set don’t [ __ ] come back you have three seconds i apologize that is no problem respectful [ __ ] ass that is no problem what a piece of [ __ ] what a piece of [ __ ] but i want to tell you this right right we stopped a little bit early but you did well well thank you very very well i’m gonna be honest whatever you were saying was some emo [ __ ] what is it my chemical romance song um it’s it’s more like uh falling in reverse otherwise known as standing up we don’t need this but i’m having a little bit of fun i think you probably do really well yeah i could do one more so i have one i’m gonna pick myself and i just kind of like to see how you handle it sure all right if we’re ready i’m set uh we’re rolling we’re good in three two action do you want to know oh i got these scars my father was a drinker and a fiend and one night goes off crazier than usual mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself he doesn’t like that so me watching he takes the knife to her laughing while he does it he turns to me and he says why so serious he sticks the blade in my mouth let’s put a smile on that face and i’m the joker baby what are you okay and cut i was saying oh you did great yeah great joker baby i’m the joker baby it’s great ending that one it’s a nice addition yeah classic well mr ace i think you’ve done well i like that energy i like that i came i got myself in your face i’ve already bent you over a barrel and you just came back you know how it is man i love it when a man’s willing to come at me absolutely especially when we’re in lesbian cool other than that i got nothing i’m gonna get you my talent roll decks like i did i’m gonna talk with my team about where we think we could put you in about what we think we can do with you and beyond that you’ve done a great job i can let you do whatever you need to do right now to make money to live your life don’t worry about anything else beautiful as soon as i need you i’ll give you a call 2d it was a pleasure with a fat paycheck in his back pocket ace was ready to flourish as a next generation stage actor who could really please a lesbian but despite dylan dubs’s promise ace never got a call back maybe his performances were too good and the other employees were worried that he’d steal their jobs but like the role he played back in middle school all he could do now was leaf it alone and go back to his roots [Music] you
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